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Burn Spaghetti Day - Death to All Pastafarians
Burn Spaghetti Day - Death to All Pastafarians
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Re: Today is Burn Spaghetti Day, against creeping Pastafarianism
I am going to suspend the no-spaghetti-in-my-house rule just so that my wife and I may participate in this True Christian(tm) activity! Praise Jesus!The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: Today is Burn Spaghetti Day, against creeping Pastafarianism
Well looking at that page, it has been a resounding success...
For The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Re: Today is Burn Spaghetti Day, against creeping Pastafarianism
I'd bet POUNDS of pasta were destroyed today!Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Today is Burn Spaghetti Day, against creeping Pastafarianism
I just cooked some 2 minutes noodles for 20 minutes
, then throw them in the bin.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Re: Today is Burn Spaghetti Day, against creeping Pastafarianism
I used pasta for kindling to start a fire on which I burned a Quran and a CD on which I had burned Jo Freddie's Pasta Propheteering. I threw in "The Origin of Species", too.Originally posted by Lisa H View PostI just cooked some 2 minutes noodles for 20 minutes, then throw them in the bin.Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Today is Burn Spaghetti Day, against creeping Pastafarianism
The wife decided to take a pot of spaghetti and boil it for two hours. She then drained it and mixed in a can of spaghetti-O's and set it back on the stove on high until the smoke detectors went off.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
We're still airing out the house and she's still outside picking the mess out of that pot. There is no way that I am going to buy her a new pot no matter what kind of garbage people put her up to. POTS COST MONEY!
PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!
Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?Comment
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Re: Today is Burn Spaghetti Day, against creeping Pastafarianism
Now as this did not upset me in the slightest, or Our Lord Noodle, made your home stink, and has cost you a pot.Originally posted by Seth Campbell View PostThe wife decided to take a pot of spaghetti and boil it for two hours. She then drained it and mixed in a can of spaghetti-O's and set it back on the stove on high until the smoke detectors went off.
We're still airing out the house and she's still outside picking the mess out of that pot. There is no way that I am going to buy her a new pot no matter what kind of garbage people put her up to. POTS COST MONEY!
Does this teach you ANYTHING?
Personally I think those whole "Burn Spaghetti day" thing is the result of Our Lord Noodle's prankish nature, so all us Pastafirains can have a good laugh at the idiots stupid enough to actually do it.
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May my Sauce be with you!
Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
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Re: Today is Burn Spaghetti Day, against creeping Pastafarianism
No it did not cost me a pot. It did cost my wife a lot of cleaning time and the use of her arm for a few days. She will learn.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostNow as this did not upset me in the slightest, or Our Lord Noodle, made your home stink, and has cost you a pot.
Does this teach you ANYTHING?
Personally I think those whole "Burn Spaghetti day" thing is the result of Our Lord Noodle's prankish nature, so all us Pastafirains can have a good laugh at the idiots stupid enough to actually do it.
PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!
Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?Comment
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Re: Today is Burn Spaghetti Day, against creeping Pastafarianism
It may have been small today, but that's only because awareness of the Pastafarian threat has not been raised. People think it's a "joke religion" and don't take it seriously.
Some of us know what a powerful cult you people are becoming. If not stopped, soon you will rival $cientology or Glenn Beck and his Moronism.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Today is Burn Spaghetti Day, against creeping Pastafarianism
i not alloweds to burn stuff no more, so i gonna makes me a noodledog insteads an boils it to death, yay!
bad noodledoggie! 
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Re: Today is Burn Spaghetti Day, against creeping Pastafarianism
You sure killed that noodledoggie good, Petal!Originally posted by Petal View Post i not alloweds to burn stuff no more, so i gonna makes me a noodledog insteads an boils it to death, yay!
bad noodledoggie! 
And I bet your parents are glad you didn't set the kitchen on fire again.Bible boring? Nonsense!
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