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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #16
    Re: Anti-Masturbation Tea Partier Christine O'Donnell Wins Primar

    Has anyone noticed that the masturbators have been emboldened by Mrs. O'Donnel's recent win?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Brother Barnabus
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 388
        #17
        Re: Anti-Masturbation Tea Partier Christine O'Donnell Wins Primar

        I'm confused on this masturbation issue. I thought God helps those who help themselves??
        Nahum 1:2

        God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


        If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996
            #18
            Re: Anti-Masturbation Tea Partier Christine O'Donnell Wins Primar

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            QFT. Everyone through whom God acts is a tool, to be used by Him as He sees fit. Praise His glorious name!
            Pastor, I've been a Tool for Jesus my entire adult life. Now, you've given me a wonderful idea for a new Landover medal!

            I'm envisioning a wrench, with the title being "Tool for Jesus", or maybe "Christian Tool". What do you think?

            What do you think?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339
                #19
                Re: Anti-Masturbation Tea Partier Christine O'Donnell Wins Primar

                Christine O'Donnell Is a 'Criminal,' Claims Watchdog Group
                A watchdog group has filed official federal complaints against Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell, upset winner of Tuesday's GOP Senate primary in Delaware, and has labeled her a "criminal" for allegedly using campaign contributions for rent and other personal expenses.
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                  • Jedediah
                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                    Fisher of Men
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 6824
                    #20
                    Re: Anti-Masturbation Tea Partier Christine O'Donnell Wins Primar

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Christine O'Donnell Is a 'Criminal,' Claims Watchdog Group
                    A watchdog group has filed official federal complaints against Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell, upset winner of Tuesday's GOP Senate primary in Delaware, and has labeled her a "criminal" for allegedly using campaign contributions for rent and other personal expenses.
                    Name-calling from the socialist elite and leftist smear merchants. What exactly is your point?
                    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339
                        #21
                        Re: Anti-Masturbation Tea Partier Christine O'Donnell Wins Primar

                        Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                        Name-calling from the socialist elite and leftist smear merchants. What exactly is your point?
                        I am purely pointing out a relevant news article.
                        Posted via Pasta

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14196
                            #22
                            Re: Anti-Masturbation Tea Partier Christine O'Donnell Wins Primar

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            I am purely pointing out a relevant news article.
                            We seem to be getting a lot of news articles about her being a witch, around here. Is that true? The reports suggest that she frequented satanic altars, wallowed in blood, recited the Bible backwards and displayed herself nude for all comers - all the while recording this on whatever video format was around at the time. Sounds rather unlikely. I thought there would have been goats involved.

                            I'll see if I can find the "news" item on Radio 666 .. .. ..

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