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  • Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
    Pastor, Physician, Scholar and Financial Genius
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    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 259
    #1

    Sarah Palin will CRUSH Obama in the next elections!

    Dear Friends,

    Just look at this ingenious parody of Barrack Obama which Sarah Palin made all by herself. It proves that, unlike Sarah Palin, Obama is a bumbling idiot who has no clue whatsoever about something we all call the real world.
    My fellow Americans in all 57 states, the time has changed for come. With our country founded more than 20 centuries ago, we have much to celebrate – from the FBI’s 100 days to the reforms that bring greater inefficiencies to our health care system. We know that countries like Europe are willing to stand with us in our fight to halt the rise of privacy, and Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. And let’s face it, everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma and they end up taking up a hospital bed. It costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early, and they got some treatment, and ah, a breathalyzer, or an inhalator. I mean, not a breathalyzer, ah, I don’t know what the term is in Austrian for that…
    I am certain Sarah Palin will become the leader America deserves! "Be ye followers of me, even as I also am of Christ." (1st Corinthians 11:1).

    Yours in Christ,

    Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
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    Tags: barrack obama, sarah palin
    • SayvedByTheLord
      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
      True Christian™
      • May 2007
      • 3151
      #2
      Re: Sarah Palin will CRUSH Obama in the next elections!

      America has already started to get what it deserves in the election earlier this month. I for one look forward to the next two years.

      Come 2012 our beloved Sarah will seal the deal so to speak.


      Leviticus 26:27-29

      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • HTannor
          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2612
          #3
          Re: Sarah Palin will CRUSH Obama in the next elections!

          I, for one, believe that the lovely Sister Sarah has very neatly refudiated the evil obama using his own words.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • Ksevio
              Unsaved trash
              • Oct 2010
              • 144
              #4
              Re: Sarah Palin will CRUSH Obama in the next elections!

              She must have spend a while browsing the youtube to get all those quotes. Very creative of her to combine them all into one paragraph. I assume the video mashup is in the makes.

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