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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22373
    #1

    INSANE! The idiots who did this to a Hummer should be shot!

    This is what happens when women are allowed to own cars. This whore completely destroyed a great American Hummer! This lesbian slut clearly does not even have a husband to rule over her.

    Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
    Tags: cars, slutpocalypse
    • Rain Dancer
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Dec 2010
      • 202
      #2
      Re: INSANE! The idiots who did this to a Hummer should be shot!

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      This is what happens when women are allowed to own cars. This whore completely destroyed a great American Hummer! This lesbian slut clearly does not even have a husband to rule over her.

      Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

      that doesn't even look good

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        • Oakland "Reb" Griner
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2241
          #3
          Re: INSANE! The idiots who did this to a Hummer should be shot!

          At first I thought it was one of those uniquely British affectations inflicted upon the world by the Royals . .

          Disturbing abomination that is.
          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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            • Mistress Cookie
              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 6790
              #4
              Re: INSANE! The idiots who did this to a Hummer should be shot!

              The wagon wheels make me think it's an Amish car?

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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269
                  #5
                  Re: INSANE! The idiots who did this to a Hummer should be shot!

                  Look at the plate, it's one of those confused Europeans who thinks doing something like this will make them more "American". After all we all still live in a John Wayne movie, right?

                  Well that seems to be what they think.
                  Drama queen

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                    • its_faith
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 292
                      #6
                      Re: INSANE! The idiots who did this to a Hummer should be shot!

                      I thought all lesbians drove Subarus.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748
                          #7
                          Re: INSANE! The idiots who did this to a Hummer should be shot!

                          At first I was thinking, "how did she do that with a hammer?" and then I realized!
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Nurse Clampett
                              Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 974
                              #8
                              Re: INSANE! The idiots who did this to a Hummer should be shot!

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              This is what happens when women are allowed to own cars. This whore completely destroyed a great American Hummer! This lesbian slut clearly does not even have a husband to rule over her.

                              Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

                              Only a totally useless whore could destroy a great Hummer!
                              Luke 5:31
                              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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