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  • #1

    Who Said It-- Jesus or Reagan?

    On this glorious Sunday, the 100th Anniversary of the birth of Our Greatest President™, Ronald Wilson Reagan, as the national celebrations of his birth are overflowing into the streets, I think it's a good time to reflect on his Godly wisdom and leadership. So having just returned from church and lunch at The Olive Garden, I offer this comparison and quiz: Who said the following, Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior, or Ronald Wilson Reagan, America's Greatest President Ever®?


    Facts are stupid things.
    Answer: Ronald Wilson Reagan

    If I bear witness of myself, my witness is not true.
    Answer: Jesus Christ

    Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Answer: Jesus Christ

    I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves.
    Answer: Ronald Wilson Reagan

    I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
    Answer: Ronald Wilson Reagan

    If I honour myself, my honour is nothing: it is my Father that honoureth me; of whom ye say, that he is your God.
    Answer: Jesus Christ

    I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers: Go ahead, make my day.
    Answer: Ronald Wilson Reagan

    My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of
    thieves.
    Answer: Jesus Christ

    Working people are deservedly outraged that strapping young bucks are using food stamps to buy T-bone steaks.
    Answer: Ronald Wilson Reagan

    Take these things hence; make not my Father's house an house of merchandise.
    Answer: Jesus Christ

    She has eighty names, thirty addresses, twelve Social Security cards and is collecting veteran's benefits on four non-existing deceased husbands. And she is collecting Social Security on her cards. She's got Medicaid, getting food stamps, and she is collecting welfare under each of her names. Her tax-free cash income is over $150,000.
    Answer: Ronald Wilson Reagan

    He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
    Answer: Jesus Christ


    Note the amazing similarities? I know, huh!!! It's so hard to tell the difference!

    Listening to the tributes of Mr. Reagan on Fox News this week, and watching the enormous flowing American flag video backgrounds behind the Reagan Legacy Foundation speakers announcing that the foundation has collected over $100 million dollars from Real Americans™ seeking to promote the legacy of Mr. Reagan, I feel as though America may have witnessed The Second-Greatest Human Being After Jesus Christ in The History of The World® in the person of Mr. Ronald Wilson Reagan.

    In Him,

    Monty
    Tags: jesus, real american heroes, ronald reagen
  • #2
    Re: Who Said It-- Jesus or John F. Kennedy?

    You forgot to put John F. Kennedy instead of Reagan. He had the Mob trick the voting box and he ended up betraying them and getting shot for it. That is the ultimate sacrifice you can make.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • #3
      Re: Who Said It-- Jesus or John F. Kennedy?

      Originally posted by Nosight View Post
      You forgot to put John F. Kennedy instead of Reagan. He had the Mob trick the voting box and he ended up betraying them and getting shot for it. That is the ultimate sacrifice you can make.
      No way, Jesus killed Kennedy because he was a damn Catlik

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      • #4
        Re: Who Said It-- Jesus or John F. Kennedy?

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        No way, Jesus killed Kennedy because he was a damn Catlik
        Don't cuss the pastor sent me a message saying your not aloud to. God didn't kill Kennedy Lee Harvy Oswell killed Kennedy. Oh, you believe in pre destination do ya?
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • #5
          Re: Who Said It-- Jesus or John F. Kennedy?

          Originally posted by Nosight View Post
          Don't cuss the pastor sent me a message saying your not aloud to.
          Mind your mouth, you insolent little bug.

          You will NOT address Brother DeWitt, or any True Christian(tm), with disrespect. You are a guest in OUR home and you will govern yourself accordingly or be squashed like the tiny, little bug you are.
          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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          • #6
            Re: Who Said It-- Jesus or John F. Kennedy?

            Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
            Mind your mouth, you insolent little bug.

            You will NOT address Brother DeWitt, or any True Christian™, with disrespect. You are a guest in OUR home and you will govern yourself accordingly or be squashed like the tiny, little bug you are.
            Seriously chick shut up you don't know what your talking about. Since you don't know how to use a forum go to my infractions and look "CUSSING" 100 points.

            I'm telling you how it is.
            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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            • #7
              Re: Who Said It-- Jesus or John F. Kennedy?

              Originally posted by Nosight View Post
              Seriously chick shut up you don't know what your talking about. Since you don't know how to use a forum go to my infractions and look "CUSSING" 100 points.

              I'm telling you how it is.
              Did you just call Sister Kitty a 'chick' and tell her to shut up?

              My friend, you are just begging for a ban. Are you off your medication or something?

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              • #8
                Re: Who Said It-- Jesus or Reagan?

                Dear H. Montague Worthington,

                The similarities between Jesus and Reagan are indeed striking. The second coming of Jesus Christ brought as much joy as the second term of Ronald Reagan. Both brought peace in a world full of war. Both were extremely opposed to a government run welfare system. Both were convinced the role of government should be limited to punishing criminals.

                "For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil. " (Romans 13:4)

                Yours in Christ,

                Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
                How to Study the Bible - About HELL! - The Miracles of Jesus - Biblical Facts - Scientific PROOF

                THE BIBLE SAYS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!
                Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

                ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE YOU!

                "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
                and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him
                from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9

                1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10
                2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
                3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and
                rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10
                4. Through prayer, invite Jesus into your life to become
                your personal Savior, Boss, King and Lord. Romans 10:13
                		What to Pray:

                Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.
                I know that I am not perfect and that I can never
                please you through my own efforts. I know that I
                deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I
                know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.

                Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
                on myself but only on you and I receive you as
                Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
                Lord Jesus, please save me!
                		Accepted Jesus as your Savior?
                Now you need to:

                1. Study your KJV Bible every day
                to get to know Christ better.
                2. Talk to God in prayer every day.
                3. Be baptized, worship, fellowship,
                and serve with other Christians
                in a church where Christ is preached,
                and the Bible is the final authority.
                4. Tell others about Jesus Christ
                until the day Jesus finally kills you.

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                • #9
                  Re: Who Said It-- Jesus or John F. Kennedy?

                  Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                  Did you just call Sister Kitty a 'chick' and tell her to shut up?

                  My friend, you are just begging for a ban. Are you off your medication or something?
                  First off she called me a little bug so I called her something back. Ban you say? I come here merely to debate and I get warned for it even though when you talk like you got a foot in your mouth your gonna get "dumb" responses.
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Who Said It-- Jesus or Reagan?

                    @Nosight Saying "seriously chick shut up" is not very nice now is it!

                    And this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
                    I Jesus!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Who Said It-- Jesus or John F. Kennedy?

                      Originally posted by Nosight View Post
                      First off she called me a little bug so I called her something back. Ban you say? I come here merely to debate and I get warned for it even though when you talk like you got a foot in your mouth your gonna get "dumb" responses.
                      Are you enjoying your new infraction, little bug?

                      Why are you here? To attack True Christians™ on our own forum, or to learn about Baby Jesus? Limit your interaction with Christians to discussion of the Bible. Not debate, this is not a debate forum. And keep a civil tongue in your head when addressing your betters.
                      Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Who Said It-- Jesus or John F. Kennedy?

                        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                        Did you just call Sister Kitty a 'chick' and tell her to shut up?

                        My friend, you are just begging for a ban. Are you off your medication or something?
                        Begging for a ban? Begging for an ass-whuppin. Sister Kitty can swing a club like nobody's business and I really wouldn't want to get on her bad side.

                        Somehow these idiots think that because we submit to our husbands will, that we're fragile little helpless beings who will break at the first word from a maladjusted child's mouth.
                        Drama queen

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                        • #13
                          Re: Who Said It-- Jesus or Reagan?

                          Notice how when LIEberals hear about Our Greatest President Ever™, Ronald Wilson Reagan, they always want to change the subject? That's because they despise the message of Patriotism, Personal Responsibility, Smaller Government, Lower Taxes, and Moral Leadership that Mr. Reagan and his second wife Nancy represented!!

                          Think of how many young people were saved from a life of shame and sin because President Reagan allowed AIDS to kill thousands of homersexurals! President Reagan brought tens of thousands of mentally ill people into the mainstream of American life by drastically cutting wasteful spending on mental health and forcing the lunatics onto our street corners! President Reagan applied tough love to the homeless, and urged them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps by demonizing them! He single-handedly defeated Communism by making a speech in front of the Berlin wall.

                          If that's not Godly, I don't know what is....

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                          • #14
                            Re: Who Said It-- Jesus or Reagan?

                            Wow Brother Monty that was one tough quiz. I only got 4 out of 12 correct. Precedent Regan was truely a GODLY man if your averege american like me honest cant tell the differance between JESUS and him.


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                            • #15
                              Re: Who Said It-- Jesus or Reagan?

                              You say Reagan is a Godly president? I am about to change that belief to you all. Sure Reagan was a very excellent president and probably saved us from the Soviet Union but the God part isn't correct. First off he SOLD WEAPONS TO TERRORISTS the people who have bombs strapped to them blowing up buildings? He lied about it on National TV saying we never would associate with terrorists but at the same time he was.

                              Think of all the dead people from that decision.
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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