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  • Vegetto991
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    • Sep 2006
    • 30

    #16
    Re: Unless We Get $100m in Tithes, God Will Make Hillary Presiden

    Originally posted by Dr. Zaius View Post
    That's very sad. It's not an image you will soon out grow. But if you look inside to the right place you will understand that God has a place for your grandmother, and for you, too. But be warned!! God doesn't make fun of people with cancer, so if you're just telling some story, off with you!
    I am shocked you would accuse me of making up this gift from God,then again what can I expect from unsaved trash

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    • Vegetto991
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      • Sep 2006
      • 30

      #17
      Re: Unless We Get $100m in Tithes, God Will Make Hillary Presiden

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      Friend,

      I commend you for your' strength of faith not to take a pillow and speed up God's will with your grandmother. But we must always remember that our Loving Savior choice rightly to bestow a slow and angonizing death on her. To send our love ones home early would be undermining the Will of God and nothing no TRUE Christian would dream of doing.
      Praise Jesus, the Lord will either heal or kill her as he sees fit, the latter is looking the likely at the moment and if/when that happens I will start the selling of that property for the price of no less then 1 million dollars, river property goes for quite a bit here in florida, once it sells, God willing quite expediently I will tithe the money from the sell of the house 100% to Landover Baptist Church, this is my current contribution to the 100m that the Lord will need to make sure that lib dyke is not elected

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      • Ahimaaz Smith
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 2549

        #18
        Re: Unless We Get $100m in Tithes, God Will Make Hillary Presiden

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        I commend you for your' strength of faith not to take a pillow and speed up God's will with your grandmother. But we must always remember that our Loving Savior choice rightly to bestow a slow and angonizing death on her. To send our love ones home early would be undermining the Will of God and nothing no TRUE Christian would dream of doing.
        Yes, her salvation will be all the sweeter for the suffering she has endured here on Earth.

        Might I suggest that we arrange to transfer the grandmother in question to the Landover Baptist Hospice in Freehold? What better way could there be to let your loved one know that she is loved by Jesus than to arrange for her to spend her final days on Earth in what I like to think of as the elite pre-school for eternal life in Heaven?

        Not only would she receive the finest in spiritual and palliative care, but she would also have 24-hour a day access to the Landover Baptist Hospice estate planning team.

        Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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        • Vegetto991
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          • Sep 2006
          • 30

          #19
          Re: Unless We Get $100m in Tithes, God Will Make Hillary Presiden

          Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
          Yes, her salvation will be all the sweeter for the suffering she has endured here on Earth.

          Might I suggest that we arrange to transfer the grandmother in question to the Landover Baptist Hospice in Freehold? What better way could there be to let your loved one know that she is loved by Jesus than to arrange for her to spend her final days on Earth in what I like to think of as the elite pre-school for eternal life in Heaven?

          Not only would she receive the finest in spiritual and palliative care, but she would also have 24-hour a day access to the Landover Baptist Hospice estate planning team.
          Then I could try to get the house signed over to me, that would be great,then I could start working on selling it

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          • Ahimaaz Smith
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 2549

            #20
            Re: Unless We Get $100m in Tithes, God Will Make Hillary Presiden

            Originally posted by Vegetto991 View Post
            Then I could try to get the house signed over to me, that would be great,then I could start working on selling it
            True, or she could just sign it over directly to the Church, saving you all of the tedious paperwork and outragous legal fees needed to probate a will. I know that several of the Deacons have been looking for a suitable piece of property close enough to South Beach to serve as a Prayer Center for all of the topless, drunken, nubile, teenaged girls who are unwittingly selling their souls to the Devil. I'm sure they would invite you to participate in the mass conversion ceremonies and some one-on-one Christian counselling sessions with these impressionable young sinners.

            Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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            • Dhul Fiqaar
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              • Jan 2008
              • 21

              #21
              Re: Unless We Get $100m in Tithes, God Will Make Hillary Presiden

              People of Landover!

              In some fundamental Muslim places it is held in low regard for a woman to be leader of the nation.

              But I am not so old-fashion guy. For me, Benazir Bhutto was justify to be president of Pakistan. And in USA, Mrs. Clinton is justify in seeking the president office.

              I see on the television news programme she says "No more the old way. I do not want the same path that USA is follow for last 4 years."

              It seem to me a good thing. It seem to me that USA has follow wrong path. Many people are dead who should not be dead. Two countries are broken by USA army. It is not clear to me that these two countries will be better when USA army goes home from them.

              It is not clear to me that USA in last 4 years has done good in the world, as Allah commands man to do.

              Of course I am not vote in USA election! I am only poor Dhul Fiqaar, refugee guy and bicycle repairman and kitchen worker. But I think USA should listen to Mrs. Clinton.

              As-sallamu aleykum, people of Landover Baptist!

              Dhul Fiqaar

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #22
                Re: Unless We Get $100m in Tithes, God Will Make Hillary Presiden

                You really want us to vote for a bulldyke communist demon? Do you know how long she would be in office before sending a squadron of amazons to your desert cesspool to have every man castrated?

                About a week.

                Trust me boy; George W. Bush is the best friend you ever had in America. He'll bring you Democracy without any Demoncrats and all the Christianity and Freedom you can swallow.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Dhul Fiqaar
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 21

                  #23
                  Re: Unless We Get $100m in Tithes, God Will Make Hillary Presiden

                  Peace be with you, people of Landover.

                  Mister Ezekiel, what you say is crazy. If Mister Bush is not able to castrate Arab guys, Mrs. Clinton is certain not to be able. I know only what I see in two or three television programme. But she seems caring person with nice figure. Mister Obama seem like a nice guy also.

                  So I am form campaign group call Arab Men for Hillary and Obama.

                  It is now consist of self, Dhul Fiqaar, and my friend who does the cleaning-up at university. He is Indonesian so speaks not very good Arabic. Together we form AMHO and have great influence on USA election.

                  Already I have send for to get dollar support from Hillary Clinton campaign.

                  Miss Talitha writes in other thread that I should not put Arabic words on Landover Baptist website. That is OK. I try to write all in English.

                  In the name of Allah the merciful,

                  Dhul Fiqaar

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