Which candidate are you supporting (Moved from voter's guide)

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

I like Fred Thompson. He is just the kind of leader we need to put those lieberal Hellyweird elites in their place so they can shut up and get back to entertaining us.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

I'm still for ron Paul. he's going to let us govern ourselves and the liebrals will be kicked out of the schools in God fearing school districts. American money will stay in the USA and the government will get off of big businesses back!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

I'm still for ron Paul. he's going to let us govern ourselves and the liebrals will be kicked out of the schools in God fearing school districts. American money will stay in the USA and the government will get off of big businesses back!

But where does he stand on recriminalizing sodomy and abortion? I don't trust these libertarian types. Sure, they'll let us keep our guns, do business however we see fit, and keep our money in our own bank accounts, but they also seem to think it's just fine to share crack with the homersexual whores just before we sell them abortions.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

But where does he stand on recriminalizing sodomy and abortion?

Well, that depends on where he stands on campaign contributions and lobbying: we have some very persuasive front groups, the effectiveness in particular of the prostitutes we've converted is stunning.

I myself, as a teenager, had a picture of Ayn Rand on the ceiling above my bed (so she was the first thing I saw every morning and the last thing before falling asleep) but Ron Paul has rubbed Diebold the wrong way, so nobody should waste any time, hopes or money on him.

In short, a vote for Ron Paul is a vote for Jesus to intervene and change your ballot to something He prefers.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

But where does he stand on recriminalizing sodomy and abortion? I don't trust these libertarian types. Sure, they'll let us keep our guns, do business however we see fit, and keep our money in our own bank accounts, but they also seem to think it's just fine to share crack with the homersexual whores just before we sell them abortions.

No, he is going to let the states decide what to do with those types of scum. All types of scum! Just imagine what the city of Freehold would be like without federal interference !
Stae government in the hands of the people who live there. Colorado in the hands of Christians, not tree huggers.

[Dukie]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

the only problem with paul is that he is also wanting to pull out of our Godly war on Islamofascism entirely! even afghanistan! and rid the US of the Godly Department of Homeland Security! sure, he would allow states to run themselves, but he would make america look like a sissy!

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

the only problem with paul is that he is also wanting to pull out of our Godly war on Islamofascism entirely! even afghanistan! and rid the US of the Godly Department of Homeland Security! sure, he would allow states to run themselves, but he would make america look like a sissy!

Morover, Ron Paul has questioned many of the fine decisions made by George W Bush, & has voted against deficit spending. Ron Paul THINKS FOR HIMSELF! What is America coming to, I ask?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

No, he is going to let the states decide what to do with those types of scum. All types of scum! Just imagine what the city of Freehold would be like without federal interference !
Stae government in the hands of the people who live there. Colorado in the hands of Christians, not tree huggers.

We need to be truly one nation under God! Can you imagine how much marihuana would be grown if they were left to their own devices? Or how out of control sodomy would get in New Hampshire before it spills into more civilized states?
No, my husband, Mr. Whitford, says we need one good, strong True Christian(tm) to unite this country as a whole under Biblical law. To let any state wallow in whatever sin it wants is to let a cancer take hold, and it's only a matter before than cancer grows.
There are a couple of fine Christian men running for the presidency, but we're still holding out hope that President Bush will prevail over any satanic constitutional amendment.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

No, he is going to let the states decide what to do with those types of scum. All types of scum! Just imagine what the city of Freehold would be like without federal interference !
Stae government in the hands of the people who live there. Colorado in the hands of Christians, not tree huggers.

Yes, I'm all for States' Rights - as long as the states are controlled by Republicans. But I think we need a constitutional amendment that would specify that states controlled by Demoncrats have no rights, and should be placed under martial law. It's the only way to protect our precious freedoms!

Of course, with the help of Diebold, there soon won't be any more states under the control of Demoncrats.



YIC,
Buford

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

I think it needs to be pointed out that both Senator John McCain and Ron Paul have said that the USA should never torture prisoners.

Obviously, both McCain and Paul love the terrorists! I'd like to be able to ask both of them: "Why do you hate the troops?"

YIC,
Buford

[TheRightWay]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

It's a shame that Mitt Romney fellow is religiously retarded, he would make a fine leader for America.

[JennyD]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

Well, that depends on where he stands on campaign contributions and lobbying: we have some very persuasive front groups, the effectiveness in particular of the prostitutes we've converted is stunning.

I myself, as a teenager, had a picture of Ayn Rand on the ceiling above my bed (so she was the first thing I saw every morning and the last thing before falling asleep) but Ron Paul has rubbed Diebold the wrong way, so nobody should waste any time, hopes or money on him.

In short, a vote for Ron Paul is a vote for Jesus to intervene and change your ballot to something He prefers.

It seems from what I've read that Ron Paul is by far the most Godly candidate. He wants to overturn Roe vs. Wade, and voted for the Defense of Marriage act, and also recognizes the vast Jewish conspiracy known as the Fed, and has condemned the NAFTA Superhighway, and also bemoaned the overuse of alien implants to control our judges.

He's a creative campaigner. From Paultardian spambots sending millions of illegal emails and Pauliewogs spamming every online forum to the occasional "flash moob" at straw poll votes and Ronulans hacking online polls, Paul has proven that he can give the impression of great support. Imagine the 99% approval ratings he'd have!

Last but not least, he'll have a blimp! Who else can say that?

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Any vote is a vote for the candidate Jesus wants to win. After all, Diebold is no match for the Hand of God!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

America wouldn't need so much Mexican labor if we allowed every aborted *fetus to grow up and enter the workforce.

I was a bit confused by this:
Were the liberals trying to disagree with this obvious point? Do they think that having less abortions would lead to more need for Mexicans or something? Seriously, how could anyone refute that argument?

Brother Temperance, since the Mexicans do all the low-level jobs like cutting lawns and picking tomatoes, I guess that we have to make sure that the non-aborted fetuses need to be stupid enough to insure that they don't want to go to college and get good, high-paying jobs.

But maybe that isn't a problem...have you seen the movie Idiocracy?

Suggested new slogan for the 2008 election: Electrolytes...it's what plants crave!

YIC,
Buford

[Brother Temperance]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

It seems from what I've read that Ron Paul is by far the most Godly candidate. He wants to overturn Roe vs. Wade, and voted for the Defense of Marriage act, and also recognizes the vast Jewish conspiracy known as the Fed, and has condemned the NAFTA Superhighway, and also bemoaned the overuse of alien implants to control our judges.

He's a creative campaigner. From Paultardian spambots sending millions of illegal emails and Pauliewogs spamming every online forum ...

Pauliewogs? He's managing to appeal to negroes? I am impressed.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress)

I myself, as a teenager, had a picture of Ayn Rand on the ceiling above my bed (so she was the first thing I saw every morning and the last thing before falling asleep)

Hallelujah, Brother Jeb. That's a great way for parents to ensure that their teenagers won't have to be put to death for seed spilling. Maybe we should move this over to the Christian parenting thread.