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  • Father Thomas Martin
    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
    • Jul 2007
    • 1015

    #16
    Re: The updated Bill Of Rights (Proposal)

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    What are you, some kind of commie with a "majority votes" fetish? If the popular vote matters, AL GORE would be president now and the terrorists would have won! I'm sure no decent person would want that nightmare scenario. That's why God ensured the right man for the job got the job, and He will do so again this November.
    If a Democrat is elected (God forbid), doesn't that mean the right one DIDN'T get in?
    ACTS 5:29

    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #17
      Re: The updated Bill Of Rights (Proposal)

      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
      If a Democrat is elected (God forbid), doesn't that mean the right one DIDN'T get in?
      If such a horror happens, I can only assume that said Demoncrat is in fact the Anti-Christ, and that would mean you'd better start converting to Christianity because Armageddon is a'comin'!
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      • Father Thomas Martin
        Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
        • Jul 2007
        • 1015

        #18
        Re: The updated Bill Of Rights (Proposal)

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        If such a horror happens, I can only assume that said Demoncrat is in fact the Anti-Christ, and that would mean you'd better start converting to Christianity because Armageddon is a'comin'!
        Well, Catholics ARE Christians, as are Eastern Orthodox, Lutherans, Episcopalians, Presbyterians, Methodists, Pentecostals, Nazarenes, Disciples of Christ, Mennonites, Moravians, Reformed, Christian Reformed, and yes, even Baptists.
        ACTS 5:29

        But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
        There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #19
          Re: The updated Bill Of Rights (Proposal)

          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
          Well, Catholics ARE Christians, as are Eastern Orthodox, Lutherans, Episcopalians, Presbyterians, Methodists, Pentecostals, Nazarenes, Disciples of Christ, Mennonites, Moravians, Reformed, Christian Reformed, and yes, even Baptists.
          You couldn't possibly be more wrong. Please see THIS thread to study the error of your claims.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Father Thomas Martin
            Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
            • Jul 2007
            • 1015

            #20
            Re: The updated Bill Of Rights (Proposal)

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            You couldn't possibly be more wrong. Please see THIS thread to study the error of your claims.
            Okay:

            1. Do I believe God sent His only begotten Son Jesus to the world, that He died on the cross for our sins and rose on the third day? Yes.
            2. Do I accept Him as my personal Lord and Savior? Yes.
            3. Have I been born again through water (baptism) and the Holy Spirit? Yes.

            So how can you say I'm not a Christian?
            ACTS 5:29

            But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
            There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #21
              Re: The updated Bill Of Rights (Proposal)

              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
              Okay:

              1. Do I believe God sent His only begotten Son Jesus to the world, that He died on the cross for our sins and rose on the third day? Yes.
              2. Do I accept Him as my personal Lord and Savior? Yes.
              3. Have I been born again through water (baptism) and the Holy Spirit? Yes.

              So how can you say I'm not a Christian?
              Because you are a papist dog. Take a look at THIS sermon I recently gave. It should give you the answer, but I know that you know the answer already.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
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                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #22
                Re: The updated Bill Of Rights (Proposal)

                Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                If these holier-than-thou laws make it, I will ask for Wisconsin to secede from the USA!
                Great. Do you remember what happened the last time some states tried seceding?
                Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                How do you like THEM apples?
                I don't like your Nazi apples at all, Nazi.
                Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                I thought you liked Alan Keyes because he stuck up for the things you stuck up for!
                He persecuted the poor, misguided queer Christian Andy Longman just for telling the truth about James Dobson's pro-sodomite stance. That act of betrayal was unforgivable.
                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                If such a horror happens, I can only assume that said Demoncrat is in fact the Anti-Christ...
                And seeing as the Pope's not running, that sounds unlikely.
                Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                Okay:

                1. Do I believe God sent His only begotten Son Jesus to the world, that He died on the cross for our sins and rose on the third day? Yes.
                2. Do I accept Him as my personal Lord and Savior? Yes.
                3. Have I been born again through water (baptism) and the Holy Spirit? Yes.
                Do you worship false gods and try to raise yourself up to God's level by appropriating His title, "father"? YES!
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Frater Matthias
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                  • Jan 2008
                  • 18

                  #23
                  Re: The updated Bill Of Rights (Proposal)

                  Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                  What are you, some kind of commie with a "majority votes" fetish? If the popular vote matters, AL GORE would be president now and the terrorists would have won! I'm sure no decent person would want that nightmare scenario. That's why God ensured the right man for the job got the job, and He will do so again this November.
                  Your response amuses me greatly, sister. Well it's all fine and well that Bush was voted for office, consecutively. Hell, I like him even. But the point is, is that a large majority of US citizens don't want another Republican in office. It's the simple truth. And if that's not a sign, Democrats now control Congress. And when popular votes aren't enough, the Electoral College will be the ones to do it in. 2008 will usher in a Democratic President. That I can stake my life upon.
                  You carry the Emperor's will as your torch, with it destroy the shadows.
                  -Verses of Sigismund, Book CIV, Verse I

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                  • JennyD
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                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #24
                    Re: The updated Bill Of Rights (Proposal)

                    Originally posted by Fritter Matthias View Post
                    Your response amuses me greatly, sister. Well it's all fine and well that Bush was voted for office, consecutively. Hell, I like him even. But the point is, is that a large majority of US citizens don't want another Republican in office. It's the simple truth. And if that's not a sign, Democrats now control Congress. And when popular votes aren't enough, the Electoral College will be the ones to do it in. 2008 will usher in a Democratic President. That I can stake my life upon.
                    You don't really follow politics, do you?

                    As Sister Mary Maria pointed out, winning a majority of votes didn't help Al Gore when God wanted Godly GW Bush in the White House.

                    A majority of votes won't put Billary Klingon into the White House either, unless God wants her there to bring about Armageddon!

                    So it really matters little what your precious Demoncrats want. The future of the election is in God's hands.
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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #25
                      Re: The updated Bill Of Rights (Proposal)

                      Originally posted by Frater Matthias View Post
                      Your response amuses me greatly, sister. Well it's all fine and well that Bush was voted for office, consecutively. Hell, I like him even. But the point is, is that a large majority of US citizens don't want another Republican in office. It's the simple truth. And if that's not a sign, Democrats now control Congress. And when popular votes aren't enough, the Electoral College will be the ones to do it in. 2008 will usher in a Democratic President. That I can stake my life upon.
                      I stake MY life upon Jesus Christ, who died temporarily for my sins and washed me clean with His blood.

                      You stake your life upon Nancy Peloski? Pathetic.....
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Frater Matthias
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                        • Jan 2008
                        • 18

                        #26
                        Re: The updated Bill Of Rights (Proposal)

                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                        You don't really follow politics, do you?

                        As Sister Mary Maria pointed out, winning a majority of votes didn't help Al Gore when God wanted Godly GW Bush in the White House.

                        A majority of votes won't put Billary Klingon into the White House either, unless God wants her there to bring about Armageddon!

                        So it really matters little what your precious Demoncrats want. The future of the election is in God's hands.
                        It just so happened that the Electoral College, not God, voted Bush into office. And thus, it happened. Nothing miraculous there. Politics can go completely left field, as most people found out after the whole Florida vote recount fiasco.

                        And personally, I want don't want Hillary in office. Barack is my personal choice but if he does win primaries and the general elections, it's gonna he's gonna have one helluva time being the first African American President. Oh do I smell the condemnations coming for this statement.

                        And after Christ's time on Earth, God has not directly intervened with mortals' affairs. Rather, He is like that of a clockmaker, one who creates and then observes. The election is in the hands of the People, not God.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I stake MY life upon Jesus Christ, who died temporarily for my sins and washed me clean with His blood.

                        You stake your life upon Nancy Peloski? Pathetic.....
                        Oh, and so have I. So have I. But you know what? Jesus isn't going to come down from the Heavens and appoint the next US President. Nope. At least Nancy Pelosi may have some sort of effect on the elections. And even if she doesn't, she still does have an effect overall on the country in a very direct way. Faith in Christ will save our souls after death, but it doesn't do a thing right now. But voting the next US President will sure as hell will. But we do that, not God. We do.
                        You carry the Emperor's will as your torch, with it destroy the shadows.
                        -Verses of Sigismund, Book CIV, Verse I

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                        • SalvationSeeker
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3892

                          #27
                          Re: The updated Bill Of Rights (Proposal)

                          Originally posted by Frater Matthias View Post
                          It just so happened that the Electoral College, not God, voted Bush into office. And thus, it happened. Nothing miraculous there. Politics can go completely left field, as most people found out after the whole Florida vote recount fiasco.

                          And personally, I want don't want Hillary in office. Barack is my personal choice but if he does win primaries and the general elections, it's gonna he's gonna have one helluva time being the first African American President. Oh do I smell the condemnations coming for this statement.

                          And after Christ's time on Earth, God has not directly intervened with mortals' affairs. Rather, He is like that of a clockmaker, one who creates and then observes. The election is in the hands of the People, not God.
                          What a load of unscriptural nonsense!
                          I'd tell you to show verse and chapter.. But this already settles this:

                          A man's heart deviseth his way: but the LORD directeth his steps.
                          Proverbs 16:9

                          Man's goings are of the LORD; how can a man then understand his own way?
                          Proverbs 20:24

                          O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself:
                          It is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.
                          Jeremiah 10:23

                          God controls everything - so when He wants Bush in office: Bush WILL be in office.

                          Oh, and so have I. So have I. But you know what? Jesus isn't going to come down from the Heavens and appoint the next US President. Nope. At least Nancy Pelosi may have some sort of effect on the elections. And even if she doesn't, she still does have an effect overall on the country in a very direct way. Faith in Christ will save our souls after death, but it doesn't do a thing right now. But voting the next US President will sure as hell will. But we do that, not God. We do.
                          See above.

                          And BTW:
                          Jesus doesn't need to come down from Heaven to act.
                          Also, believing in Jesus in this life does do several things right now, you'd know that if you actually followed the Bible instead of your own ideas.
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #28
                            Re: The updated Bill Of Rights (Proposal)

                            Originally posted by Frater Matthias View Post
                            Your response amuses me greatly, sister. Well it's all fine and well that Bush was voted for office, consecutively. Hell, I like him even. But the point is, is that a large majority of US citizens don't want another Republican in office. It's the simple truth. And if that's not a sign, Democrats now control Congress. And when popular votes aren't enough, the Electoral College will be the ones to do it in. 2008 will usher in a Democratic President. That I can stake my life upon.
                            Here's hoping you'll be dead by 2009.
                            Originally posted by Frater Matthias View Post
                            And personally, I want don't want Hillary in office. Barack is my personal choice but if he does win primaries and the general elections, it's gonna he's gonna have one helluva time being the first African American President. Oh do I smell the condemnations coming for this statement.
                            Why doesn't he just run for President of Africa and leave decent folk alone? Barack Osama is from Kenya. The Kenyans elected a Kenyan President this year, and look what happened there. Is that what you want for America?
                            And after Christ's time on Earth, God has not directly intervened with mortals' affairs.
                            That's a damn lie. What about 9/11 or Hurricane Katrina? Who do you think invented AIDS? And AIDS Mark 2, for that matter.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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