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    State of the Union Address

    Dear friends:

    Are you as scared as I am for tonight's State of the Union Address?

    It will be the first time our beloved President has one without the TV writers!

    You've seen the way that Jay Leno, Stephen Colbert, that tall red headed fellow (after Leno), and that jew boy (before colbert) stumble through their monologues; can you imagine how much more difficult it will be for Bush without writers? It will be just horrible if he can only use material that he wrote himself.

    The last time he went off the script, he talked about how Saddam wanted a recipe to make lemon tarts (or some other form of yellow cake).

    Let's all pray that the writers strike ends before 8 p.m. (Landover time) tonight.

    YIC
    V
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.
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  • #2
    Re: State of the Union Address

    Maybe he can re-read one of his previous speaches. That information was good then, so it should be just as good now.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: State of the Union Address

      I think our Godly President will do a wonderful job. Still, I've put the part of my mind trained to constantly pray for him into overtime. People don't give him enough credit. In the words of our beloved President: "They misunderestimated me".

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        We should all pray that everything goes well. And that nobody throws anything. Or burns a flag.
        Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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        • #5
          Re: State of the Union Address

          I think there is nothing to fear. Unlike those actors you mention Brother V our President is a regular guy like the born and bread Texan he is. He'll just give them the strait shooting he does so well and tell those Democrats in Congress it's time for them to stop messing the country up with their politics.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • #6
            Re: State of the Union Address

            Brothers and sisters, I'm praying hard (and I mean HARD) that President Bush will take this opportunity to announce his "candidacy" for President in 2008.

            Also the immediate arrest of all demoncrats would be timely.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #7
              Re: State of the Union Address

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Brothers and sisters, I'm praying hard (and I mean HARD) that President Bush will take this opportunity to announce his "candidacy" for President in 2008.

              Also the immediate arrest of all demoncrats would be timely.

              Maybe a reform of laws.

              President for Life!Whooo!


              Vote for Bush, every single year.
              Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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              • #8
                Re: State of the Union Address

                Its the retarted hollywood writers on strike,not our beloved pres Bush's writers. Already talked about Pell grants for kids, so mothers can send there kids to our Landover academy for free. Thank God for GWB.

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