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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #16
    Re: I just love this woman

    Originally posted by MartinIgnorance View Post
    Hello,

    Why would anyone in their right mind pray to satan?! That's not right!
    I simply do not wish to be caught off guard when those who hate Jesus attack!

    Thank You,

    Martin Lawrence
    That's what you scientologists do.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78551

      #17
      Re: I just love this woman

      Originally posted by HTannor View Post
      And what is this, one of those lezbean parades??
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Johansen
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        • May 2011
        • 35

        #18
        Re: I just love this woman

        That wonderful woman is receiving even more harrasment over here in (Godless) Europe than in America.
        "Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ’s sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong." 2 Corinthians 12:10

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        • Jo Freddie
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          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #19
          Re: I just love this woman

          Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
          Based on what I've read of yours so far... Are you praying to Satan that the pope brings back the Inquisition?
          I bet you' love to see an Inquisition under Sharia Baptwisted law.

          As for Ms Palin I think it is time for this again...

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14076

            #20
            Re: I just love this woman

            Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
            Mr. Whitford says that Bobby Jindal has done a great job, but he's iffy about having us vote for an injun. One sip of firewater and the next thing you know he could be scalping Canuckistan's President Harper or something!
            Where do I send the bottle?

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29433

              #21
              Re: I just love this woman

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              Just look at all the things Bobby Jindal has actually done! He's spoken with people, he's shown concern, he goes to church - He's my man!
              ; Wasn't the job just outsourced to dot land? I mean, he is not a real politician, he just acts the part, much like the sperminator dad.

              I could of sworn after the obligatory one year on his H1B that he was bounced out and another of them took his place. They all do look alike anyways. They certainly all have that 'smell'.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • JUAN GARCIA, repulsive dago queer
                Unsaved trash,unintelligent, undereducated, and religious hating pig
                • Jun 2009
                • 172

                #22
                Re: I just love this woman

                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                Why isn't there a man at the controls?
                Do they let women own motorcycles nowadays too? No wonder there are so many lesbians running around our streets.
                Around the world, women are emerging as major players in the world. The reason that so many men are choosing to spend all or a significant part of their lifes ... We weren't our own men, we were beholden to a particularly narrow model of there isn't much difference is a woman is a lesbian or normal
                Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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                • HTannor
                  America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2612

                  #23
                  Re: I just love this woman

                  Originally posted by JUAN GARCIA View Post
                  Around the world, women are emerging as major players in the world. The reason that so many men are choosing to spend all or a significant part of their lifes ... We weren't our own men, we were beholden to a particularly narrow model of there isn't much difference is a woman is a lesbian or normal
                  I'm sure you intended to make some sensible point in your statement.

                  Please put the cork back in your bottle of tequila, sleep it off for a few hours, and try again.
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #24
                    Re: I just love this woman

                    Seth say's no way are we voting for a woman. She should be at home. He said something about a Judge? I think it was mentioned on here somewhere, I don't remember exactly.

                    I'm just glad I don't have to worry about such things. Seth gives me a name, and that's who I vote for.
                    Drama queen

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                    • JETHRO BALFAZAR SR
                      Unsaved trash, foreign retard
                      Under Investigation
                      • May 2011
                      • 12

                      #25
                      Re: I just love this woman

                      Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                      - A stunning woman

                      - dressed in leather

                      - riding on the back of a Harley

                      - in our nation's capitol

                      What's not to love?



                      LESBIAN HARLOTS.

                      These are the carpet munching type of women that lie on their backs, carrying out unmarried sins with dirty wayward men for money, thn go home to their dirty greasy nazi loving lesbian girlfriends lavishing themselves with fancy gifts from their sinful gains. Women should'nt ride motorbikes they are tools of the devil, these none believing women even blatantly advertise the devils hell with flames on the side.

                      I feel dirty looking at the picture, i need to go and pray.

                      Jethro
                      James 2:3
                      And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
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                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #26
                        Re: I just love this woman

                        Originally posted by JETHRO BALFAZAR SR View Post
                        LESBIAN HARLOTS.

                        These are the carpet munching type of women that lie on their backs, carrying out unmarried sins with dirty wayward men for money, thn go home to their dirty greasy nazi loving lesbian girlfriends lavishing themselves with fancy gifts from their sinful gains. Women should'nt ride motorbikes they are tools of the devil, these none believing women even blatantly advertise the devils hell with flames on the side.

                        I feel dirty looking at the picture, i need to go and pray.

                        Jethro
                        You do realize the woman on the back is Sarah Palin, right?
                        Drama queen

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                        • JETHRO BALFAZAR SR
                          Unsaved trash, foreign retard
                          Under Investigation
                          • May 2011
                          • 12

                          #27
                          Re: I just love this woman

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          You do realize the woman on the back is Sarah Palin, right?
                          Yes I do and if she is such a Christian why is she being seen in the presence of another woman, she should be by the side of a good Christian man.
                          Also if she is a Christian woman why did she enter beauty pageants showing her body off promoting devils thoughts to men when it should be for her husbands eyes only!!

                          Your telling me pictures like this of Sarah are correct for displaying in public??

                          James 2:3
                          And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:

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                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8622

                            #28
                            Re: I just love this woman

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            And what is this, one of those lezbean parades??
                            That's what I thought of at first as well. Did she join the local chapter of Dykes on Bikes? Now, it would be fine if she was riding behind a man, well actually her husband because otherwise it would be sinful and fornication, but she chooses to ride with some cigar-smoking, Jack Daniels shooting, construction-working bulldyke?

                            I admit I have become rather disenchanted with Sister Sarah over the years. While I once thought she would be a great president (I even voted for McCain with the hopes he would suffer a heart attack and she would take over), I am really concerned about her deviation from REAL BIBLICAL VALUES.

                            That's why I'm going to be supporting Tim Pawlenty for 2012. Just a good, hard-working, NORMAL, True Christian™ white male Baptist. And he's named Tim. Gotta love a Tim. Wouldn't you agree, Pastor Zeke?

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