Is Rick Perry a Pornographer?

[Faith_Machine]

This information admittedly comes from a self-described liberal Web site, but see for yourself and be the judge:

Rick Perry Invested in America's Biggest Porn Company

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Is Rick Perry a Pornographer?

Of course not. He is a decent Christian. These are all lies spread by Obama to distract us from the economy.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Is Rick Perry a Pornographer?

You're probably right, but just the same, I'm going to suggest to Reverend Osborne that the next time a meeting of G.A.P.E. is convened, they devote the entire session to scrutinizing Bisexual Barebacking Vol. 1, Teens Never Say No, and the various other materials Perry has been accused of distributing.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Is Rick Perry a Pornographer?

I think that people are being really unfair to Rick when they harp over this porno movie thing. Let's face it - porn is one of the most profitable industries in existence. Maybe not quite as profitable as my specialty (stock and banking fraud), but it comes close. I think that Rick has shown himself to be a very astute businessman, and deserves to be praised rather than condemned.

And don't forget, if he wasn't making porn, someone else would be doing it. Possibly even some foreigners. As it is, America can no longer compete in manufacturing. Ours is a "service economy." Hollywood movies is one area where the USA is still competitive, and porn is an important part of the industry. You wouldn't want to see us being overtaken by Japs and Russkies in this important export business too, would you?

Now don't get me wrong. I recognize that good Christians are bound by their faith to sexually repress their fellow Americans. And Rick understands that too. That's why he always insisted that the porno stars he recruited had to be non-US citizens. He personally went over to Russia, the Philippines and Dominican Republic and interviewed aspiring young starlets in his hotel room to ensure that they were not Americans before he agreed to hire them. By doing this he not only protected the moral purity of true-blue US Christians, he also saved a ton of money by hiring third worlders who were happy enough to put out in front of a camera for $5 a day. Again, this just goes to show that Rick Perry understands free market capitalism.


Guv Perry, relaxing at his hotel room in Manila between interviews

Best of all, as governor of Texas, he was able to charge the full expenses of his job-recruiting international travels to the state as part of an overseas "fact-finding mission."

In short, Rick Perry is a brilliant businessman and True Christian. With his keen insights into economics and his impeccable religious moral credentials, he's just the kind of man that our great nation deserves as its next president.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Is Rick Perry a Pornographer?

I wont believe this until they mention it in Fox News, its probably just the usual Obama socialist propaganda lies, and all pictures that would involve Rick Perry commiting blasphemy is probably just manipulated fake pictures, you know how these photoshop teens are nowadays
I banned photoshop in my house and my also in my igloo, because its a sinful and blaspheming video game who allows its users to play God, just like The Si(n)ms

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Is Rick Perry a Pornographer?

When a person we know to be a wonderful Christian politican is nailed with something like this, we need to seach for his motive.

I would say he there are a couple of good motives he might have:

1) To make money which will be used to bring people to Jesus.

2) To infiltrate the porn industry with the purpose of bringing it down.

God gave us the capitalist system as a force for good.

JJH

[Fags Die God Laughs]

Re: Is Rick Perry a Pornographer?

Well, God loves Rick Perry, as evidenced by his poll numbers and the many blessings bestowed upon the great state of Texas.

And if God loves him and is blessing him, he must be a pure Christian(tm).


Rick Perry, Servant of God 2012!!!!!!