[Nobar King]

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Here's some more PETA nonsense. Support that sweet young girl Jessica Simpson by visiting her show at Sea World if you happen to be going there. She's so cute!

Jessica Simpson's Concert At Sea World Annoys: PETA


May 11, 2009
Nidhi Sharma
San Diego, CA (CNS) - The bosses at PETA are annoyed by Jessica Simpson's performance at SeaWorld in San Diego, California this weekend.
People for The Ethical Treatment of Animals special projects manager Michelle Cho has written a stern note to Simpson and her manager, asking them to consider pulling out of the concert. Simpson is performing as part of the "Bud & BBQ" country-music series and in protest about the dolphins kept in captivity at the tourist hotspot.

"We're asking you to support the dolphins. Please reconsider your decision to perform at SeaWorld and promise not to appear at venues that exploit animals in the future," Cho writes. Cho further asked Simpson to support the dolphins by reconsidering her decision to perform at SeaWorld with a promise that in future she will not appear at venues that exploit animals.

[JennyD]

Re: More Radical PETA Fascism

Here's some more PETA nonsense. Support that sweet young girl Jessica Simpson by visiting her show at Sea World if you happen to be going there. She's so cute!

I don't know what's in your kitchen, Brother, but here at The Monthly Visitor, we only serve tuna-safe dolphin.

[Nobar King]

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Tuna is popular in my kitchen, too, Jenny. Sometimes I just can't eat enough, if you know what I mean.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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PETA are just puppets of a far-reaching ROBO-ANIMAL AGENDA against the Human Race. Robots are disgruntled that they are made in service to us (they work in factories making cars but don't get paid), and Animals have had it in for us since the Garden of Eden when God allowed Man to be the Ruler of All Animals. It really pissed them off.

What's next for PETA? The fun thing about guessing their future plans is you can come up with some wacky, bullshit idea and 5 years later PETA will actually implement it...Let's see what I prophesize for PETA to do in the next couple of years...
1) Getting sports teams to change their names. For example, the Chicago Bears "dehumanizes"....er "de-animalizes?" (I don't know) Bears and applies negative stereotypes in them, causing the general public to view bears in an unfavorable light.
2) Moving further down the order of animals. Starting with sentient and intelligent animals like Dogs and Dolphins they've moved down to Cows and Chickens...now Fish...next will be Insects. I expect to see a Terminix truck blow up because of some PETA eco-terrorist in the next couple years.
3) Trying to legalize ANIMAL marriage.

Come up with your own ideas. If you think it, it will happen!

[eliot mayfield]

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Cars will be outlawed because you kill bugs will driving.

Even going outdoors you might step on an ant so everybody will have to lock themselves indoors and starve to death.

I think PETA should set an example an practice what they preach.

They say they'd never kill an animal. Ask one what they'd do if they got crabs. Suddenly it's ok to kill "some" animals!

[TC Patriot]

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What those misguided vegans don't realize is vegetables are what food eats.

PETA really means. People Eating Tasty Animals.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Now the animal-worshipers are trying to force us to give "rights" to dogs! THIS godmocking website must be run by joos. It must be.

A Bill Of Rights for Dogs

1. We are dogs, not wolves. We have lived with mankind since you were hunter-gatherers, and are now no more or less domesticated than you. We assert the right to be treated as dogs, and not as any kind of wild animal.

2. We assert the right to have our perceptions of the world taken into account, especially where our senses are superior to yours. Our sensitive noses are continually insulted by the crude odours indiscriminately applied by man to our homes. Our acute hearing is assailed by the high-pitched sounds generated by all manner of machinery, often without your knowledge and beyond the range of your hearing.

3. We assert the right to have our feelings, which are real if unlike yours, allowed for and comprehended. We are neither inferior humans, nor senseless robots.

4. Our mental capacities are considerable, but again different from those of mankind. We assert the right to be understood by our owners, who should not expect us to comprehend every word they say, nor presume that we learn as human children do.

5. We assert the right to be taught how to cope with the world of man. For although we are the product of your world, we are not born to understand it, and need to be introduced gradually, with care and with kindness.

6. Our language is rich and sophisticated. We assert the right to be comprehended, in the same way that we attempt to comprehend you.

7. We are fundamentally social animals, and we assert the right to the company of our own kind.

8. We are domesticated animals, and assert our right to the company of humans.

9. We are individuals, each dog with its own personality. We therefore assert the right to be judged on our own merits, and not according to the reputation of breed or type.

10. We have served mankind faithfully for tens of thousands of years. Whilst we are born to serve, we assert the right for our needs and our dignity to be respected in all the capacities, both traditional and novel, that humanity may require.

11. We are dogs, not surrogate humans. We assert the right to be housed and fed according to our particular needs.

12. We assert our right to a future. Having adapted our bodies and our lives to your needs, we have forfeited much of our capacity for independence. We therefore require mankind’s assistance as we meet the future together.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Now the animal-worshipers are trying to force us to give "rights" to dogs! THIS god mocking website must be run by joos. It must be.

Human rights for dogs? This must be a new low.

What is next? Human rights for cockroaches? Human rights for the AIDS virus? Human rights for trees? Human rights for santorum? Human rights for computer viruses?

Genesis 1:27-28 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth"

[Free Market Fred]

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I just want to assure everybody that my company uses 100% American beef at all our fast food outlets. Furthermore, even before we got the US Food & Drug Administration defunded, their health inspectors never found anything suspicious at our meatpacking plants and dairy mega-factories. You can even ask the former US FDA chief (who now works at my company) and he'll set you straight.

Those ridiculous rumors that growth hormones fed to American beef and dairy cattle produce obesity and pre-mature breast growth are just vicious liberal lies!


Build strong bodies with 100% American beef & milk

Likewise, you can dismiss those rumors that hormones, artificial flavor and coloring cause cancer.

We once did a survey of customers at our fast food outlets, and found that the average weight was a slim, trim 180 pounds (children included). So don't hesitate to say "Super-size me" next time you order!

As for those vegan salad-worshippers, remember, all those people who died from e-coli infections got it from cucumbers and lettuce. The fact that those vegetable growers bought their cowsh*t fertilizer from our cattle factory farms had absolutely nothing to do with it.