Here is another reason that American should declare war on Sweden

[Proud Faroese]

attack the Swedes, before the Swedes attack you

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Here is another reason that American should declare war on Sweden

This is just like the Swedes. They should fight fair. Stand up, be seen and fight to the end.

Declaring war on them is a great idea.

[Tim the plumber]

Re: Here is another reason that American should declare war on Sweden

Does that apply to us Brits as well. We have some good weapons.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Here is another reason that American should declare war on Sweden

Does that apply to us Brits as well. We have some good weapons.

Crooked, yellow teeth and frequent disorderly conduct don’t count as “good weapons”. Nevertheless, the idea is worth of consideration; we’ll have to check what the scripture says about it.

YiC, DUH

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Here is another reason that American should declare war on Sweden

I see no reason why America shouldn't declare war on us as well, although it might be better to wait until 2013, so we'll become a colony of a Godly Christian Republican empire rather than brought into the caliphate of Sheikh Barack the First.

[lukasekman]

Re: Here is another reason that American should declare war on Sweden

Sweden surely need Jesus and freedom. While the Swedish army have quite impressive weapons, they have way to little manpower to do significant resistance.
Military operations will be over in 7-14 days, it will be like wrestling an anorexic. Some neo-nazis may claim they can resist, but most of them have borderline personality disorder, and their main threat to society is spamming friends with suicide threats. Sure, anyone who do suicide threats is capable of being a suicide bomber, but yet again, they are too few to be a threat to US troops.

Once invaded, here are the key objectives:

• Uppsala as capital
• Ban sinister movies like "Simple Simon"
• Bring back corporal punishment
• Cut taxes to a flat 20%
• Protect mink farmers against commie scum (hint: Pinochet know how take care of commies)
• Scrap voting rights for everyone who can't make 40 push-ups in a minute, or have memorized the entire Proverbs
• Ban labor unions.
• Base law on scripture

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: Here is another reason that American should declare war on Sweden

Sweden is one of the most Godless countries in Europe.

Bomb it and use the land to grow food to feed America!

[Proud Faroese]

Re: Here is another reason that American should declare war on Sweden

Sweden is one of the most Godless countries in Europe.

Bomb it and use the land to grow food to feed America!

Infact, Sweden is not even a country, its just a state, i just found out that Europe is a country

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Here is another reason that American should declare war on Sweden

God's favorite country doesn't even need to invade Sweden. A small chunk of change sent to the right people will accomplish so much more.

Rent the Gurkas for a few days, and Sweden will be no more. Once that is accomplished, our troops need only move in and start demolishing. By my estimates, this should save America about 200 billion.