Michele Bachmann Fires All Homers on Her Staff

[Johny Joe Hold]

I was proud to read that U. S. Presidential Candidate Michele Bachmann had cleaned up her campaign staff by sending all the homers packing.

Without this kind of moral principle, her campaign will go nowhere. While she is at it, she should kick out all the people of "racial diversity" and all the women trying to climb out of the lower status they tradionally have in campaigns.

There is still hope for her campaign.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/confirmed-bachmanns-entire-nh-staff-has-resigned-59027/

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Michele Bachmann Fires All Homers on Her Staff

Those gays no doubt refused to get cured in her husband's world famous "pray the gay away" centre. Michele Bachmann doesn't need a campaign team. She has Jesus on her side!

When I read her “American Jobs, Right Now” plan which focuses on cutting taxes and reducing the size of the federal government, a proven way to generate jobs, it almost brings a tear in my eyes.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Michele Bachmann Fires All Homers on Her Staff

Michelle proves again and again she follows True Christian™ values! Who else but her stood against these freeloaders fooling around on wheelchairs on taxpayers’ account? They took the oath to defend the US of A against all enemies; and what they do? Nothing valuable at all!

Bachmann eyes cuts to veteran’s health benefits

Tea party hero Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) this week proposed a blueprint to eliminate $400 billion from the federal budget, which included billions in cuts to veterans’ health care and disability benefits.

Her plan would freeze health care funding for the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA), and slash $4.5 billion in disability benefits to military veterans.

There’s only one problem: unfortunately, she’s a woman.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Michele Bachmann Fires All Homers on Her Staff

Does anyone know if she offered these homers a spot in her husband's therapy group at the going rate, reduced rate or as a free, last ditch effort to save their immortal souls? Not that it matters, I was just interested in how much she was willing to sacrifice for her staff?`What a great woman.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Michele Bachmann Fires All Homers on Her Staff

I was proud to read that U. S. Presidential Candidate Michele Bachmann had cleaned up her campaign staff by sending all the homers packing.

I think they were "packing" before she got involved. Does this mean she is getting divorced?




Bless you, my teflon trichotillomaniac,
Father Mo




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[Brother Bob]

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Praise Jesus! God's country, the United States, is surely on a divine path to recovery preceding the fatalistic mishaps incurred by the current negra.

Just a thought, but, does Michelle Bachmann intend to run the country with her husband making the shots? Surely that is Gods righteous plan.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I think they were "packing" before she got involved. Does this mean she is getting divorced?




Bless you, my teflon trichotillomaniac,
Father Mo




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Mr Hold is not a maniac.

Perhaps your association with Romish apostacy has dulled your sensibilities? Opposition to God and rejection of His Perfect Love has lead your Mammon cult into the depths of depravity. Idolatrous abasement, vain repetitions, satanic mumbo-jumbo and rampant kleptofecalmania do not glorify God as any True Christian knows and former devotees who have experienced papist depravity first hand will not appreciate your attempts to reactivate the pagan brainwashing from which they are fortunate to have escaped.. your efforts will fail.. they have been successfully deprogrammed NOT by the efforts of ignorant man but by the Grace of God.

I JOHN 2
12 I write vnto you, little children, because your sinnes are forgiuen you for his Names sake.
13 I write vnto you, fathers, because yee haue knowen him that is from the beginning. I write vnto you, young men, because you haue ouercome the wicked one. I write vnto you, little children, because yee haue knowen the Father.
14 I haue written vnto you, fathers, because ye haue knowen him that is from the beginning. I haue written vnto you, young men, because yee are strong, and the word of God abideth in you, and yee haue ouercome the wicked one.
15 Loue not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man loue the world, the loue of the Father is not in him.
16 For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.
17 And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof, but hee that doeth the will of God, abideth for euer.
18 Little children, it is the last time: and as yee haue heard that Antichrist shall come, euen now are there many Antichrists, whereby wee know that it is the last time.
19 They went out from vs, but they were not of vs: for if they had beene of vs, they would no doubt haue continued with vs: but they went out that they might be made manifest, that they were not all of vs.
20 But ye haue an vnction from the holy One, and ye know all things.
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Jesus heard their cry: Psalm 107:28, Jesus acted: John 6:37 and Jesus has warned us about you: III John 1:11

Thank-you Jesus

[Nobar King]

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What was she doing hiring these homers in the first place?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What was she doing hiring these homers in the first place?

Queers are sneaky and natural liars. I'd bet dollars to donuts that Obama sent them to infiltrate.

Also, I'm sure they were drawn to Mrs. Bachman's natural Christian beauty.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

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What was she doing hiring these homers in the first place?

She was stealing jobs from real Americans, that's what she was doing.

[Meek and Humble]

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I couldn't believe when I was listening to the debate last night and she proposed her plan to charge Afghanistan and Iraq for the wonderful service we did for their nation by giving them True American Freedom(tm), to pay us back for our losses in the war. Obama would never come up with a plan that brilliant!

Why has nobody ever tried this before? Make the losing side of a war pay back the losses of the victors! Brilliant! Let's loot those greedy terrorists and save America! We gave them freedom, now let's take their money!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Michele Bachmann Fires All Homers on Her Staff

I couldn't believe when I was listening to the debate last night and she proposed her plan to charge Afghanistan and Iraq for the wonderful service we did for their nation by giving them True American Freedom™, to pay us back for our losses in the war. Obama would never come up with a plan that brilliant!

Why has nobody ever tried this before? Make the losing side of a war pay back the losses of the victors! Brilliant! Let's loot those greedy terrorists and save America! We gave them freedom, now let's take their money!

That's what I like about Michele. She thinks outside the box.

I understand she is working on a plan to make Iraq and Afghanistan tourist destinations. TheTaliban fighters would become bell hops and guides.

The debt to the U. S. would be repaid quickly.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Michele Bachmann Fires All Homers on Her Staff

Does anyone know if she offered these homers a spot in her husband's therapy group at the going rate, reduced rate or as a free, last ditch effort to save their immortal souls? Not that it matters, I was just interested in how much she was willing to sacrifice for her staff?`What a great woman.

Brother Benedict, your post has reminded me of some exciting news that my company is preparing to announce, but I thought I would share it here first with my fellow True Christians.

We recently signed a contract with Michelle's husband, Marcus, to start a national franchise of the "Pray the Gay Away!" brand. Since America is an automobile-centric society (not to mention that many more Americans now live in their automobiles), we're going to make this a drive-in business, much like you find at McDonald's.

Essentially, you pull up to the drive-in window, insert your credit card into the machine, choose your religion from the touch screen, and you receive an anti-gay prayer, quotes of relevant scripture, plus an appropriate tirade against all other religions which aren't "True." You can optionally type in your cell phone number, which will allow you to receive anti-gay text messages and ring tones. Finally, the machine also dispenses a packet of saltpeter.


Gay people, feel the love

The beauty of this system is that it's fully-automated. No need to even hire illegal Messicans to run it, as we do at all our fast food joints.

[HTannor]

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It took me a minute to find, but right there in the news article was proof positive that the whole staff was queer:

“We are more than a team, we have all bonded over the past few months. This is one of the finest groups of people I have ever had the pleasure of working with. Each one of them is smart, dedicated, and committed to each other. We have not had an opportunity to talk to each other since the story broke, but once we do, we will release a joint statement.”

".....we have bonded"

"....committed to each other"

Clearly a group of self-admitted queers, and on top of that, obviously drug addicts:

".....release a joint."

Disgusting.






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[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Michele Bachmann Fires All Homers on Her Staff

It took me a minute to find, but right there in the news article was proof positive that the whole staff was queer:

".....we have bonded"
"....committed to each other"
Clearly a group of self-admitted queers, and on top of that, obviously drug addicts:
".....release a joint."
Disgusting. .

Thank you, Brother Tanner.
I thought this story was especially important because the homers got into her staff through stealth techniques.

New Hampshire is a remote state. I must be a several-day drive from the center of the country here in Freehold.

In distant locations, largely unsuperivised and lawless, homers can gain a foothold not possible in more populated places.

When word finally reached her about what had happened in New Hampshire, she took immediate action and fired them. The news story was really too kind to the homers.