[davidbrainfart]

Re: Another Godly Republican Persecuted by JOOS!

Didn't any of the good church members teach you that it's a sin to smoke?

As a major tobacco grower and cigarette manufacturer, I can state that my company has thoroughly researched the so-called "harmful effects" of tobacco and resoundingly disproved them. It's just more liberal elite whiny nanny-state nonsense that smoking is harmful. Indeed, Jesus himself had a two-pack-a-day habit.

I must say your church is more liberal than the Southern Baptist Church I was brought up in. Are you sure you're not an Episcopaleon?

Did the research company you hired also research global warming and the authenticity of the Bible? Cite chapter and verse where it says Jesus had a two pack a day habit.

If you are not personally smoking at least two packs a day, you may burn in Hell. Be forewarned!

I figure the devil already has my soul, so why go to the trouble to cultivate such an unpleasurable addiction? I think I'll become a Jew just for you.

[davidbrainfart]

Re: Another Godly Republican Persecuted by JOOS!

Didn't any of the good church members teach you that it's a sin to smoke?

Post the Scripture that says so.

I think it's right after the scripture that promotes white supremacy and condemns bicyles.

If I owned Hell and Freehold, Iowa, I would live in Hell and rent out Freehold. Then I would send weekly tours to Landover Baptist Church. Don't worry, your congregation wouldn't notice the difference.