Newt to Occupy Hippies: Take a Bath!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

[James Hutchins]

Re: Newt to Occupy Hippies: Take a Bath!

What a Godly man. He does not pull any punches. I also love that his wife is not one of those 'yakking got to be someone' women. She walks slightly behind that righteous man. That lets Jesus take His rightful place along Newt.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Very deep and intellectual reflections by our next President.

I, too, like his wife who does not seem to speak and defers to him. I'm wondering if we could take out an insurance policy on her--we don't want her to get sick and put Nuet in a difficult position like the last wife did.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I am not convinced by Newt's hollow words. While I share Newt's opinion, these occupy hippies are never going to do what he suggests. Their refusal to actually work for money and their refusal to wash themselves is drug induced and unlikely to change on itself. Force is needed.

What is needed here is to send in the UC Davis Police, brutally pepper spray them until they bleed and then send them to labor camps where they can work hard until they die. And lets not waste any money on washing them, as they clearly fell in love with their own filthy smell already. Also it prepares them for the smell of Hell they will enjoy for all eternity after their well deserved death.

I am certain Michelle Bachmann will take care of this once she becomes our president and implements Biblical law in Godly America. After all labor camps for lazy people are exactly what the Bible commands: Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."

We need action, not talk:

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Would you believe they put that fine officer and two others on "administrative leave"? As the officers noted, they were simply defending themselves!

You know how those liberals are, they want officers to go in carrying Nerf batons and water pistols, but only loaded with WARM water so they don't give the poor violent mobs a cold!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Just look at the liberal joo-controlled media get their panties in a wad over the just and righteous manner in which the police disperse the communists!

[Free Market Fred]

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What is needed here is to send in the UC Davis Police, brutally pepper spray them until they bleed and then send them to labor camps where they can work hard until they die.

I agree entirely, Brother Cranky. While we're on this topic, I'd like to point out that pepper spray is a vegetable. Thus, it meets the requirements of the federal school lunch program, which states that children be served a vegetable with every meal. Since my company now has a no-bid contract to supply school lunches nationwide, I am proud to announce that we will be adding pepper spray to the menu. Cost is even lower than the ketchup that we had previously been using as a vegetable.


Lt. John Pike serving up a hot spicy vegetarian meal
to appreciative school children

As for your suggestion that the kids be sent to labor camps, I can assure you that my company is way ahead of you on this. We've been working with children in China, India and Bangladesh for decades now.

But we haven't forgotten the adults. Way back in the 1980s, some ACLU liberal sent me a copy of that Russkie whiner's book, The Gulag Archipelago. He was hoping it would pull at my heartstrings. Well, it did indeed make a great impression on me - my company now uses it as a "how-to" manual.

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friends,

These vagabonds have apparently started filming their own sodomite pornography. The news reports that at Occupy Oakland protestors shot a gay porn film with the charming title "Occupy My Throat". At least someone heeded Newt's call to get some paying work.

Yours in Reaching For The Pepper Spray,
Bab
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[Lamprey]

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I agree completely. These Occupy hippies need to get a job. Maybe if they studied Theology or some other Church-related field, they won't be in this mess in the first place? God always needs new souls to join His cause.

I met a nice young man the other day, who was studying at a local Christian college. He offered to repaint my street number for free, only asking for a small tip for his service. He did an excellent job, and I tipped him for $20. He told me he was doing this to pay his tuition. That right there was a true upstanding Christian, and a model American citizen. If he can do it, then these self-entitled, slothful Occupy hippies have no room to run their mouths.

I do declare, these awful liberal hipsters act like children... like animals. If you do not agree with them, they will shout you down. If a respectable Officer of the Law is trying to maintain the Peace by doing his job, he is demonized. It's disgusting! It's a shame that the Republicans don't control the White House.. otherwise, we'll be seeing very different stories in the news.

I laughed when I watched videos of these fools being pepper-sprayed and dragged away in cuffs. They deserve every bit of misery coming their way. They are like leeches draining the full, rich red blood of hardworking American citizens.

Well, I think that's enough venting for now. But I'm glad that there are some sane people left who share my views. God Bless America.