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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    14 Year Old Republican Rants: "Obama Tried to Turn me Queer!"

    Will someone shout glory and remind me to send this boy an autographed Bible?

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: 14 Year Old Republican Rants: "Obama Tried to Turn me Queer!"

    Another victim of the Obamanation

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Serenity-Millennium
      Lying fluffy-bunny false Christian,
      Unsaved trash
      • Jun 2009
      • 472

      #3
      Re: 14 Year Old Republican Rants: "Obama Tried to Turn me Queer!"



      Jesus and I are crying at this hatred.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: 14 Year Old Republican Rants: "Obama Tried to Turn me Queer!"

        Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post


        Jesus and I are crying at this hatred.
        Do you burn Bibles to while you are at it? Jesus doesn't cry like a sissy.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Virginia Day Templeton
          Christ's Battle Axe
           
          • Dec 2006
          • 2827

          #5
          Re: 14 Year Old Republican Rants: "Obama Tried to Turn me Queer!"

          How would Obama know that homosexuals are "born that way" unless he himself is homosexual?

          Let's say they are born that way. So what? I'm sure Jack the Ripper believed he was born that way, too. The bottom line is that everyone is born with Original Sin, and everyone can become free of sin through Jesus Christ. These fags and dykes are like petulant children.

          I don't care how you were born; you don't have to die a homosexual!
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          • Serenity-Millennium
            Lying fluffy-bunny false Christian,
            Unsaved trash
            • Jun 2009
            • 472

            #6
            Re: 14 Year Old Republican Rants: "Obama Tried to Turn me Queer!"

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Do you burn Bibles to while you are at it? Jesus doesn't cry like a sissy.
            To quote the Bible,

            John 11:34-35"Master, come and see," they said. Now Jesus wept.

            Luke 19: 41-44When the city came into view, he wept over it.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: 14 Year Old Republican Rants: "Obama Tried to Turn me Queer!"

              Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
              To quote the Bible,

              John 11:34-35"Master, come and see," they said. Now Jesus wept.

              Luke 19: 41-44When the city came into view, he wept over it.
              Those were masculine tears of RAGE, you froot loop.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Serenity-Millennium
                Lying fluffy-bunny false Christian,
                Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2009
                • 472

                #8
                Re: 14 Year Old Republican Rants: "Obama Tried to Turn me Queer!"

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Those were masculine tears of RAGE, you froot loop.
                I'll pray for you.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: 14 Year Old Republican Rants: "Obama Tried to Turn me Queer!"

                  Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
                  I'll pray for you.
                  How DARE you Pray for ME!?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Rev. Edward Clement
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 1654

                    #10
                    Re: 14 Year Old Republican Rants: "Obama Tried to Turn me Queer!"

                    Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
                    I'll pray for you.
                    Of course, wiccidan-false-Christians, such as yourself, would attempt to make such a threat.

                    Shall we deal with you as Elijah dealt with the prophets of baal? Yes, we should!

                    1 Kings
                    18:21 And Elijah came unto all the people, and said, How long halt ye between two opinions? if the LORD be God, follow him: but if Baal, then follow him. And the people answered him not a word.

                    I imagine that in this show down you will cut yourself and dance hude in order to get your demons to answer......but no answer will come, satanist!


                    1 Kings
                    18:25 And Elijah said unto the prophets of Baal, Choose you one bullock for yourselves, and dress it first; for ye are many; and call on the name of your gods, but put no fire under.
                    18:26 And they took the bullock which was given them, and they dressed it, and called on the name of Baal from morning even until noon, saying, O Baal, hear us. But there was no voice, nor any that answered. And they leaped upon the altar which was made.
                    18:27 And it came to pass at noon, that Elijah mocked them, and said, Cry aloud: for he is a god; either he is talking, or he is pursuing, or he is in a journey, or peradventure he sleepeth, and must be awaked.
                    18:28 And they cried aloud, and cut themselves after their manner with knives and lancets, till the blood gushed out upon them.
                    18:29 And it came to pass, when midday was past, and they prophesied until the time of the offering of the evening sacrifice, that there was neither voice, nor any to answer, nor any that regarded.

                    However, when True-Christians™ stand in the Will of the Lord®, as we do, then an answer arrives with splendor!

                    18:37 Hear me, O LORD, hear me, that this people may know that thou art the LORD God, and that thou hast turned their heart back again. 18:38 Then the fire of the LORD fell, and consumed the burnt sacrifice, and the wood, and the stones, and the dust, and licked up the water that was in the trench.18:39 And when all the people saw it, they fell on their faces: and they said, The LORD, he is the God; the LORD, he is the God.
                    18:40 And Elijah said unto them, Take the prophets of Baal; let not one of them escape. And they took them: and Elijah brought them down to the brook Kishon, and slew them there.

                    Thus, your abominable witchcrafts shall return upon your own head and we will recieve glorious blessings from the Lord!

                    I see a cloud about the size of a man's hand. It is about to rain.....the Lord's Wrath© on you, heretic, and the Lord's Blessings® upon us True-Chrisitains™.

                    Psalm
                    11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth. 11:6 Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup.
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                    Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                    Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                    Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                    Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                    Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                    Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                    • ExGay Alex
                      Helping boys become upright model citizens
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2008
                      • 1295

                      #11
                      Re: 14 Year Old Republican Rants: "Obama Tried to Turn me Queer!"

                      I cheered when I saw this young man, whose parents and pastors have obviously brought up in the light of Jesus. I am so proud of our young people these days, and this one is a real treasure.

                      And not only is he spiritual, he takes care of that body God gave him, looks thin but not too thin (maybe a skater?), dark curly hair, blue eyes, I think, and perfect skin from the looks of it, all clean and smelling like soap and sunshine with a hint of yesterday's basketball game wafting from his t-shirt.

                      The boy's tongue moves with the confidence and assurance that I would expect from an older boy with more practiced oratory skills. And that charming accent to complement what the words of Jesus dripping from his mouth!

                      I watched the video over and over. But then suddenly it wasn't so interesting anymore so I turned it off in the middle and made a sandwich. I am sure I will watch it again tomorrow, though!

                      Shout GLORY for today's Christian youth!
                      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #12
                        Re: 14 Year Old Republican Rants: "Obama Tried to Turn me Queer!"

                        Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                        I don't care how you were born; you don't have to die a homosexual!
                        Indeed. The Holy Spirit can de-queerify the queerest of queers:

                        1 Cor. 6:9-11: Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.
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                        • StarrKingGrad
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 161

                          #13
                          Re: 14 Year Old Republican Rants: "Obama Tried to Turn me Queer!"

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Jesus doesn't cry like a sissy.
                          "Jesus wept." John 11:35
                          ...as God's chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience. Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you. And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity. Colossians 3:12-14 (emphasis mine)

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #14
                            Re: 14 Year Old Republican Rants: "Obama Tried to Turn me Queer!"

                            Originally posted by StarrKingGrad View Post
                            "Jesus wept." John 11:35
                            As Pastor Zeke said those are the kind of manly tears a man sheds before he beats his kids; brief, gasping, painful that single others soon will be pain to.

                            Our Loving Savior wasn't some unwashed freak into kissing other men and going on how we need to love one another.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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