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  • Catchers for Mitt?

    While on a tour of duty for my truck stop ministry recently, I met a man wearing an odd t-shirt. When I asked him what it meant, he said he wore it because he was a "Catcher for Mitt":



    Seems he once played ball in school.

    I wonder if Freehold has a chapter of Catchers for Mitt?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    Re: Catchers for Mitt?

    I would catch Mitt's balls for America any day!
    Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 06-14-2012, 08:43 AM. Reason: Satan confused my keyboard
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      Re: Catchers for Mitt?

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      While on a tour of duty for my truck stop ministry recently, I met a man wearing an odd t-shirt. When I asked him what it meant, he said he wore it because he was a "Catcher for Mitt":



      Seems he once played ball in school.

      I wonder if Freehold has a chapter of Catchers for Mitt?
      I like baseball as much as the next American Patriot.

      I wonder if they have other t-shirts with other positions....
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        Re: Catchers for Mitt?

        Mormons playing baseball...I don't know, that just seems wrong somehow.

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          Re: Catchers for Mitt?

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          Mormons playing baseball...I don't know, that just seems wrong somehow.

          Catchers for Mitt are merely athletic supporters; they need not be Mormon!
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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