Abolish the FDA!

[lukasekman]

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration must be abolished. The Senate Bill 510 (signed by Obama Bin Laden) makes it illegal to grow your own food without big government authorization.
Under the Food Safety Modernization Act, my family will be forced to buy homogenized milk, instead of raw milk from my neighbor farmer which keep my kids straight and intelligent.

FDA wants the people gay and stupid, by demanding food to be over-processed. I promise to use my second amendment if the FDA start harassing my fellow neighbor farmer.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Abolish the FDA!

So now the nanny state won't let us suck milk straight from a cow's teat? But they want to spoon feed us lies about evolution. They are titty monopolists.

The liberal nanny machine has gone too far!

With the FDA constantly worrying about people poisoning themselves, how are we going to afford to take over the entire Muslim world and steal their oil? We need some way to halt the production of hybrid cars.

[Nobar King]

Re: Abolish the FDA!

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration must be abolished. The Senate Bill 510 (signed by Obama Bin Laden) makes it illegal to grow your own food without big government authorization.

They've been threatening this for years. I'm not going to worry about it, though, they can't even stop the hippies from growing their own weed. How are you going to stop a hundred million people from having a vegetable garden?

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Abolish the FDA!

Thank you Brother Lukasekman for raising this important topic. As CEO of America's largest food and drug wholesaler, I have a keen interest in this.

I've long been upset with all the Big Guvmint interference in my company's food business. They got these FDA health inspectors snooping around our slaughterhouses, looking for Mad Cow Disease, anthrax and other hoaxes. It's just ridiculous! None of them inspectors even speak Mexican, so how are they gonna communicate with our workers? Fortunately, we've managed to get the FDA about 90% defunded, and our lobbyists have just gotten the go-ahead for privatizing what's left, so we'll soon be employing some of our wetbacks as part-time inspectors-slaughterers. I mean it just makes perfect sense - who knows more about killing cows than the folks that do it for a living?


FDA meat inspectors (now privatized)

As the name implies, the Food and Drug Administration also regulates drugs. This is yet another area where private enterprise is suffering oppression at the hands of Big Guvmint. Free-trade+Free-Markets=Prosperity, which is why we need to outsource our drug production to low-wage countries in order to crush union thugs. Americans directly benefit from the resulting low-everyday prices. Now thanks to the recent privatization, we're accepting applications for the new FDA chief who, I'm sure, will take a more enlightened view at allowing drug imports.


Top candidates for next FDA Chief support free trade

Only if we can get Big Guvmint off our backs can we have free markets, free trade and record-breaking profits, which will trickle-down to the masses in the form of jobs. Our privatized prisons, for example, are booming (practically standing-room only these days)! It's a win-win situation!