[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Please, No Condalisa Rice as Romney VP!

No, you're not. You're just a kid trying to claim some qualification to lend authority to your non-Biblical opinions.

Oh, I'm sure he got "ordained" through the Universal Life Church.

You know, the one that does free "ordinations" online, and then tries to sell you a packet of credentials so you can get free "clergy" parking and the like.