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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12856

    #1

    Please, No Condalisa Rice as Romney VP!

    Governor Romney apparently feels he can just forget about True Christians™ and put someone on his ticket who believes women can have abortions. Maybe he even thinks a woman could be President.

    We Republicans need to get control of our candidate. Just because someone has had her picture on an Anut Jamima Pancake Mix bag does not mean she is qualified to be a heart beat away from being President.

    The Internet was abuzz on Friday over the news that former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is at the top of Mitt Romney s short list for vice president While some in the GOP were elated about the ...
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: Please, No Condalisa Rice as Romney VP!

    What kind of name is "Condom Leaser" anyway?

    I always thought they were single-use. Does she reroll them and rent them to other men?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12856

      #3
      Re: Please, No Condalisa Rice as Romney VP!

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      What kind of name is "Condom Leaser" anyway?

      I always thought they were single-use. Does she reroll them and rent them to other men?
      Also, I've always been suspicious of people with last names that are food.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12856

        #4
        Re: Please, No Condalisa Rice as Romney VP!

        I forgot to add the actual picture of Rice Pancakes. Does anyone think this is the person we want as VP?

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        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Free Market Fred
          The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2009
          • 803

          #5
          Re: Please, No Condalisa Rice as Romney VP!

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          Also, I've always been suspicious of people with last names that are food.
          Well, if you understood Condi's family background, it would all make sense.

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          • lukasekman
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 614

            #6
            Re: Please, No Condalisa Rice as Romney VP!

            I pray he pick Jessica Beagley (Alaskan hot-sauce mom) or William Adams (Texas judge beating his daughter on Youtube) instead. America will stand stronger if our glorious legacy is protected by real men and real women who know how to deal with disobeying kids.

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: Please, No Condalisa Rice as Romney VP!

              Haven't we had enough voodoo women in Washington?

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063

                #8
                Re: Please, No Condalisa Rice as Romney VP!

                Having a woman of foreign decent as a running mate for the future POTUS goes against everything Christians stand for!

                1 Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

                Genesis 9:25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

                Genesis 9:26 And he said, Blessed be the Lord God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

                Genesis 9:27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

                A woman with the curse of Ham in a position of power is everything True Christian should despise. Women belong where God placed them: subservient to their men and the sons and daughter of Ham should be subservient to every one.

                Exactly like it says in the Bible (KJV1611)!

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #9
                  Re: Please, No Condalisa Rice as Romney VP!

                  She could very well be in league with Barack Obamsi, the Kenyan infiltrator. Don't they look exactly alike? It is uncanny.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Please, No Condalisa Rice as Romney VP!

                    Aside from being an ex-nigress, she is rumored to be a lezbean. She also thinks that killing babies is a perfectly acceptable pastime, which just proves that all nigras are liberals at heart.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • Jedediah
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Fisher of Men
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 6824

                      #11
                      Re: Please, No Condalisa Rice as Romney VP!

                      Although it seems she has thoroughly repented of and washed away all signs her Negritude, it is simply inexcusable for any woman to be put in any position of authority over men. Period.

                      Titus 2:3-5
                      The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;
                      That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
                      To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.


                      To the degree that a woman consistently offers directive, personal leadership to a man, to that degree will his God-given manhood—his sense of responsibility in the relationship—be compromised.
                      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12856

                        #12
                        Re: Please, No Condalisa Rice as Romney VP!

                        Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                        To the degree that a woman consistently offers directive, personal leadership to a man, to that degree will his God-given manhood—his sense of responsibility in the relationship—be compromised.
                        That's deep, Brother Jedediah. The Republican Party needs to post that on every office wall and never forget it.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Free Market Fred
                          The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 803

                          #13
                          Re: Please, No Condalisa Rice as Romney VP!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Aside from being an ex-nigress, she is rumored to be a lezbean.
                          Not actually a lesie, Pastor Zeke. When she was working at the Nudie-Cutie Club in the Dominican Republic during the 1970s (where George Jr discovered her in his younger, wilder days), "Condom Condi" used to perform with both men, women and donkeys. I heard that during one particularly heavy "three-way" with some coke and a donkey, the donkey keeled over and died.


                          Younger wilder days in Santo Domingo

                          Thanks to Daddy, Georgy Boy was able to get a green card for Condi and eventually a false birth certificate. You gotta admit, appointing her Secretary of State was pretty clever - he could take his own squeeze along during Family Values speaking tours, where he promoted "abstinence only" sex education - all the while leaving Laura at home with her bottle of Johnny Walker. Anyway, the "special relationship" lasted right up into Junior's second term as president, though by that time I thought that Condi was looking pretty dried up, but hey, different strokes for different folks. I understand that Dick Cheney also joined in during some of those closed-door sessions at the White House, but I'm afraid the Viagra really took a toll on his heart. Otherwise, Mitt would probably be hitting up Cheney for a rerun as vice-president.


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                          • Brother Acrobrand
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jun 2012
                            • 17

                            #14
                            Re: Please, No Condalisa Rice as Romney VP!

                            It's not surprising at all. What did you expect? Romney is a mormon, not a True Christian™.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #15
                              Re: Please, No Condalisa Rice as Romney VP!

                              Originally posted by Brother Acrobrand View Post
                              It's not surprising at all. What did you expect? Romney is a mormon, not a True Christian™.
                              Romney is also rich, thanks to decades of Mormons giving him money. That clearly shows Jesus love Romney and wants him to be president.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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