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The liberals is ruining this once great nation. Evil forces wants us to fall behind China and Russia. We need to restore America to the state the founders meant. America is a Christian nation – keep it that way!
William Adams is a conservative Texas judge, and Jessica Beagley is a hot-sauce mom. Yes, she's a Mormon, but so is Mitt Romney. Adams and Beagley share the Biblical view about parenting, and are followed by millions on Youtube. How are other countries supposed to obey American if our president can't discipline his own kids?
With William Adams as president and Jessica Beagley as VP, America will kick-start the road to recovery, with the following values:
Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice
Landmine the Mexican border
Authorize the use of nerve gas against anti-capitalist hoards.
Cut federal spending to match federal income.
Abolish the IRS and FDA
Tax breaks for drunk drivers
Bring back good ol' slavery
Creationism and spanking in every classroom
Establish a Rapture Condition scale, which is shown on Fox News, like stock prices.
Nuke Syria, Iran, Saudi Arabia and North Korea.
Invade France.
Exterminate spammers in Russia and China with prompt global strikes.
Death penalty to spammers.
Allow landowners to build whatever they want without stupid permits.
Allow fathers to mine their garden to protect family and other properties.
Refudiate Obamacare.
Abortion Pain Act (APA) – states are forced to either ban abortion altogether, or make the woman suffer pain in the same way the baby does. A punch in the stomach is cheap and efficient, and the job can be carried out by black street people, which will do it for $10.
Ban insulin and contraceptives.
Employ at least one exorcist for every 2000 Americans and make sure every city have exorcism coverage.
Mandatory exorcism for homosexuals and other deviant desires.
Establish a 5 mile radius quarantine zone around every contagious anorexic (skeletons walking the earth).
Make working on Sunday a federal crime.
Refudiate the guilt-by-association term "child abuse". Give parents full rights to discipline their kids with whatever means necessary.
Rename homo sapiens hetero sapiens.
Remove food stamps in areas infested with killer snails.
End socialist daylight saving
Make NASA use Godly feet and inches instead of metrics.
Treat chatterboxes with duct tape, hot sauce, wash out mouth with soap or a punch in the belly.
Tax every text message and phone call (including non-answered) $1
Unrestricted global free trade.
Bring back DDT!
Baptize hardcore atheists with waterboarding.
Ban homogenization of milk.
William Adams is a conservative Texas judge, and Jessica Beagley is a hot-sauce mom. Yes, she's a Mormon, but so is Mitt Romney. Adams and Beagley share the Biblical view about parenting, and are followed by millions on Youtube. How are other countries supposed to obey American if our president can't discipline his own kids?
With William Adams as president and Jessica Beagley as VP, America will kick-start the road to recovery, with the following values:
Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice
Landmine the Mexican border
Authorize the use of nerve gas against anti-capitalist hoards.
Cut federal spending to match federal income.
Abolish the IRS and FDA
Tax breaks for drunk drivers
Bring back good ol' slavery
Creationism and spanking in every classroom
Establish a Rapture Condition scale, which is shown on Fox News, like stock prices.
Nuke Syria, Iran, Saudi Arabia and North Korea.
Invade France.
Exterminate spammers in Russia and China with prompt global strikes.
Death penalty to spammers.
Allow landowners to build whatever they want without stupid permits.
Allow fathers to mine their garden to protect family and other properties.
Refudiate Obamacare.
Abortion Pain Act (APA) – states are forced to either ban abortion altogether, or make the woman suffer pain in the same way the baby does. A punch in the stomach is cheap and efficient, and the job can be carried out by black street people, which will do it for $10.
Ban insulin and contraceptives.
Employ at least one exorcist for every 2000 Americans and make sure every city have exorcism coverage.
Mandatory exorcism for homosexuals and other deviant desires.
Establish a 5 mile radius quarantine zone around every contagious anorexic (skeletons walking the earth).
Make working on Sunday a federal crime.
Refudiate the guilt-by-association term "child abuse". Give parents full rights to discipline their kids with whatever means necessary.
Rename homo sapiens hetero sapiens.
Remove food stamps in areas infested with killer snails.
End socialist daylight saving
Make NASA use Godly feet and inches instead of metrics.
Treat chatterboxes with duct tape, hot sauce, wash out mouth with soap or a punch in the belly.
Tax every text message and phone call (including non-answered) $1
Unrestricted global free trade.
Bring back DDT!
Baptize hardcore atheists with waterboarding.
Ban homogenization of milk.