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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #1

    Who do YOU side with?

    All True Christians(tm) will, of course, vote for "Got Mittens?" Romney, unless he somehow fails at the August convention and is replaced by a Christian.

    But this website asks a series of questions to see who you most agree with:

    http://www.isidewith.com/

    I found that I "side with" Mittens 92% of the time! And Osama bin Obama 13%, which seems far too high.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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    • Steve
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2012
      • 227
      #2
      Re: Who do YOU side with?

      Just 85% on Oven Mitt's side for me. 4 years of Obama's brainwashing must be getting to me.

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079
          #3
          Re: Who do YOU side with?

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          ...I found that I "side with" Mittens 92% of the time! And Osama bin Obama 13%, which seems far too high.
          80% with Obama, and 85% with Jill Stein (who dat? ).

          4% with "Gott Mit Uns", which still seems far too high.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Who do YOU side with?

              I scored 100% on Jesus Christ's side.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 9384
                  #5
                  Re: Who do YOU side with?

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  80% with Obama, and 85% with Jill Stein (who dat? ).

                  4% with "Gott Mit Uns", which still seems far too high.

                  http://www.isidewith.com/results/31163408

                  Comrade Jill Stein is a liberal elite, Oprah watching, tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, Volvo-driving, New York Times-reading, body-piercing, Hollywood-loving, cardigan wearing, France-loving, Ivy League school educated, Pruis advocate, Limousine-liberal, antiwar and dope-smoking hippie lover, Muslim loving, fornicating STD spreading. sodomite promoter, pornographic "Weiner" texting, left-wing nut job, candidate for President of the tree-hugging socialist communist anti-prosperity capitalist hating job destroying dictatorship anti-Jesus Green Party.
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079
                      #6
                      Re: Who do YOU side with?

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      80% with Obama, and 85% with Jill Stein (who dat? )...
                      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                      Comrade Jill Stein is a liberal elite, Oprah watching, tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, Volvo-driving, New York Times-reading, body-piercing, Hollywood-loving, cardigan wearing, France-loving, Ivy League school educated, Pruis advocate, Limousine-liberal, antiwar and dope-smoking hippie lover, Muslim loving, fornicating STD spreading. sodomite promoter, pornographic "Weiner" texting, left-wing nut job, candidate for President of the tree-hugging socialist communist anti-prosperity capitalist hating job destroying dictatorship anti-Jesus Green Party.
                      Cool.

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