Who should be Romney's Vice President?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

The Republican National Convention will run August 27-30 in Tampa, Florida.

That means we have a whole month before Romney will announce who the next Vice President will be.

Who do you think Romney should pick?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Who should be Romney's Vice President?

Has anyone besides Bobby Jindal been involved with exorcising demons? Freeing the White House of the demons that infect it now will be of utmost importance, I think.

[lukasekman]

Re: Who should be Romney's Vice President?

Some of my favorites:
Mike Huckabee (voted)
Tom Mullins (wants to mine the Mexican border)
William Adams (Godly Republican judge who spanked his daughter for online piracy)
David Duke http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=80226
Michelle Bachman (Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice)

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Who should be Romney's Vice President?

Some of my favorites:
Mike Huckabee (voted)
Tom Mullins (wants to mine the Mexican border)
William Adams (Godly Republican judge who spanked his daughter for online piracy)
David Duke http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=80226
Michelle Bachman (Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice)

That's good short-list, Rev Rod. Of course, there are so many other good choices out there, it's kind of hard to choose. My company was considering throwing its support behind George Zimmerman - the way he snuffed that uppity Negro punk showed real leadership skills. But after watching a taped interview with Zimmerman, we realized that he was far too articulate and intellectual - we think that the American people want someone who is "just folks." You know, someone like former President Bush (Jr). Furthermore, since there's always a small chance that the VP could become president, we want to have somebody easily controlled by the corporate oligarchy.

So, we've been interviewing a few candidates. Just plain home-schooled folks, living in the trailer parks. Some of the most attractive candidates we've talked to are people we've found at horseshoe-throwing contests, shooting ranges, AA meetings and meth halfway houses. The names aren't important, just the image, so I thought you might want to take a look at a few photos and choose your favorite:

[lukasekman]

Re: Who should be Romney's Vice President?

Hi Fred,

Among your supplied photos, I pick the bottom one (he with a dog wearing Godly Confederate flag) hands down.
I assume the blond girl with the gun is a daughter, possible in mid teens, while his wife is pregnant with a new child. Just imagine how many children they have made between, that's what I call pro-life.

Sincerely in Christ, Lukas