[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: GWB The New Messiah?

So often I believe that that picture is misinterpreted (just like everything else in the mainstream media!) I believe George was merely sensing a demon in the dog, and flung it from himself to save himself from sure Damnation (analagous to the parable of the demons in the pigs). Maybe George had just sent out a demon from one of the children and, unfortunately, it entered into the dog (sometimes sacrifices must be made, sadly). It was his Godly duty to distance himself from such demons before he became infected!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: GWB The New Messiah?

[B][COLOR=blue]I certainly am proud of our followers for voting 100 percent GWB - Greatest Ever! But I wonder sometimes if GWB might be the new messiah*.

Use caution, my dear Glendora. Bush has indeed done wondrous things, and appears to do the Lord's work every day. But what if it's all a brilliant ruse perpetrated by an evil genius?

Remember, the false messiah will arise before Jesus comes back, the Bible says so; this here website was probably made by a Demoncrat, but still reminds us that it's always wise to thoroughly examine our leaders . . . http://www.bushisantichrist.com/

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: GWB The New Messiah?

I would recommend you have those little bundles love fitted with helmets

What a fantasic idea Mother G. I know just the thing!

GLORY!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: GWB The New Messiah?

Use caution, my dear Glendora. Bush has indeed done wondrous things, and appears to do the Lord's work every day. But what if it's all a brilliant ruse perpetrated by an evil genius?

Remember, the false messiah will arise before Jesus comes back, the Bible says so; this here website was probably made by a Demoncrat, but still reminds us that it's always wise to thoroughly examine our leaders . . . http://www.bushisantichrist.com/

That sounds suspiciously treasonous to me. We all know who the antichrist really is.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: GWB The New Messiah?

Use caution, my dear Glendora. Bush has indeed done wondrous things, and appears to do the Lord's work every day. But what if it's all a brilliant ruse perpetrated by an evil genius?

Remember, the false messiah will arise before Jesus comes back, the Bible says so; this here website was probably made by a Demoncrat, but still reminds us that it's always wise to thoroughly examine our leaders . . . http://www.bushisantichrist.com/

Son, GODLY President Bush was PERSONALLY appointed by JESUS and His Apostles on the Supreme Court to eradicate the mudslum menace. Don't you listen to Brother Rush Limbaugh? You better be careful! Congress passed the Military Powers Treason, Sedition, Secrecy and Torture act of 2006 to deal with naysayers!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: GWB The New Messiah?

That sounds suspiciously treasonous to me. We all know who the antichrist really is.

I don't know . . . that site doesn't have pictures or creepy music. How am I to know what mood to be in while reading, without creepy music?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: LBC Poll on GWB

You know, it does my True Christian™ good to see the great numbers of my Brethren casting their votes the right way. Praise Jesus, I'm certain He is smiling down upon us.

I am a bit concerned at the low numbers reflected on the poll. Please spread the word to all the Men of voting age, so that I might report an even bigger percentage of our flock to our Godly President, GWB.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: LBC Poll on GWB

As I'm new here still, I've been looking around older threads and came upon this, and I'm ashamed to say, I had to think about the answer. Lest we forget, there was one president who came very close to W's greatness... Ronald Reagan.
Not only did President Reagan single-handedly defeat Godless Communism, but he rightfully let the Sodomites and drug users fall in the hundreds from God's righteous punishment, AIDS. The only time the president misstepped was when unsaved children and heterosexuals started dying and then he spoke out. He broke my heart that day as they were all terrible sinners who deserved God's wrath! No True Christian™ ever got that holy disease.
Fortunately President Bush never let false sentimentality get in his way. so he is indeed the greatest president!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: LBC Poll on GWB

Thank you, Sister. You are a shining example of Christian love and compassionate conservatism.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: LBC Poll on GWB

In addition to being Our Greatest-Ever President©, George W. Bush is doing God's work. He working on ending poverty in America by doing something that none of the pointy-headed liberals ever thought of-- killing the poor people.

It's common knowledge that poor people give birth to poor children who usually grow up to be poor parents of more poor children, etc. Negroes and brown-skinned people are also prone to poverty, violence, and stealing pies as they cool on the window sill. By abandoning them to drown after that natural disaster in New Orleans (that is in no way connected to global warming, by the way), he did the country a favor, letting them die and decompose in a city where sin had been drowned.

But it's a two-pronged approach. By sending the military into a hellish terrorist shooting gallery, he's killing people in the military-- who also tend to be browner and poorer than the country as a whole. So really, it's win-win.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: LBC Poll on GWB

As I'm new here still, I've been looking around older threads and came upon this, and I'm ashamed to say, I had to think about the answer. Lest we forget, there was one president who came very close to W's greatness... Ronald Reagan.
Not only did President Reagan single-handedly defeat Godless Communism, but he rightfully let the Sodomites and drug users fall in the hundreds from God's righteous punishment, AIDS. The only time the president misstepped was when unsaved children and heterosexuals started dying and then he spoke out. He broke my heart that day as they were all terrible sinners who deserved God's wrath! No True Christian™ ever got that holy disease.
Fortunately President Bush never let false sentimentality get in his way. so he is indeed the greatest president!

Well, the old "gipper" had senile dementia by that time, so we have to forgive him the mutterings of an old fool who had to wear diapers. He couldn't remember his own homer son's name at the end, which I suppose was a blessing from Jesus...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: LBC Poll on GWB

Well, the old "gipper" had senile dementia by that time, so we have to forgive him the mutterings of an old fool who had to wear diapers. He couldn't remember his own homer son's name at the end, which I suppose was a blessing from Jesus...

Amen, Brother.