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Brothers and sisters, the world has been falling to pieces for the last four years, and there is one obvious reason, Barack HUSSEIN Obama. I’m not even talking about how he crashed the economy in 2008 (even though some people want to blame our great president GWB, but the facts are that the Obama boy was elected in 2008, and the economy went bad in 2008, you can’t twist that around). But I’m not concerned so much about money, because we can always print more and hand to out to true, hard working Americans, which I am pretty sure President Romney will do.
I’m talking about the fact that the world has been duped into believing that Obama isn’t a Muslim! And worse, some folks believe he is a Christian! So I’m going to make this clear as day and point out the reasons Jesus would hate Barack Obama.
Here are the top five reasons Jesus hates Obama (I’m sure there thousands):
1) Taxes – Jesus never mentions taxes in the bible at all. In fact, he talks about being greedy sending you straight to hell. It’s one of the commandments that Jesus wrote…in stone! Obama is the greediest president we have ever elected. He has raised taxes (or intends to) higher than any other president since the bible was written! Liberals may whine about the fact that he cut some taxes here and there on most people. But that’s just to lull you into voting for him again, his intention is to raise everyone’s taxes so high that they can’t survive without begging the government for help. And intentions are just as bad as actions! Read the Bible!
2) Pretending he’s God – Jesus always says, “God helps those who help themselves”. Well, Obama wants to take all of our money and create “programs” to help poor people. That’s not his place to do that! If he is trying to help people, he is acting like God. These people need to help themselves to find Jesus. If Obama gets in there and starts helping, it will just block their path to heaven, because they didn’t “Help themselves” as Jesus commanded. Obama loves stopping people from getting into heaven. Jesus never wanted anyone to help each other. If you need help you write it on a list and pray for it, and God decides whether you have been nice or naughty, and gives what you ask for depending on your actions.
3) Illegal Immigrants (wetbacks) – Look, I’m not racist, but there is a reason why there is a border between America and Mexico. If Jesus wanted us all to mix together, that border wouldn’t be there. Obama wants to take away that border and let all illegals be Americans and mix with Christians. I think almost everyone understands why Jesus doesn’t like that, I don’t think I need to say any more. It's race mixing!
4) His name – He does not have a Biblical name. I think Jesus and God would prefer that the leader of their favorite country (AMERICA!) at least be named after someone in the Bible. Instead we get someone with a name we can barely pronounce. And even worse his middle name is HUSSEIN. If that’s not against Jesus, I don’t know what is!
5) Guns – Barack Obama wants to take away our guns. I know he’s never said it out loud, but you can tell by that sneer on his face, he’s just waiting to get elected so that he can send the UN army into the US with their blue beanies and kick down everyone’s doors and take away their rifles and pistols. Just wait, it will happen if he gets elected. True Christians™ know it in their heart that’s what Obama is going to do. And that is scientific fact!
If you consider yourself an honest Christian, there is no way you can support Obama. I think I’ve outlined at least a few simple reason why Jesus rolled over in his grave the day Obama was elected. Feel free to add more.
I’m talking about the fact that the world has been duped into believing that Obama isn’t a Muslim! And worse, some folks believe he is a Christian! So I’m going to make this clear as day and point out the reasons Jesus would hate Barack Obama.
Here are the top five reasons Jesus hates Obama (I’m sure there thousands):
1) Taxes – Jesus never mentions taxes in the bible at all. In fact, he talks about being greedy sending you straight to hell. It’s one of the commandments that Jesus wrote…in stone! Obama is the greediest president we have ever elected. He has raised taxes (or intends to) higher than any other president since the bible was written! Liberals may whine about the fact that he cut some taxes here and there on most people. But that’s just to lull you into voting for him again, his intention is to raise everyone’s taxes so high that they can’t survive without begging the government for help. And intentions are just as bad as actions! Read the Bible!
2) Pretending he’s God – Jesus always says, “God helps those who help themselves”. Well, Obama wants to take all of our money and create “programs” to help poor people. That’s not his place to do that! If he is trying to help people, he is acting like God. These people need to help themselves to find Jesus. If Obama gets in there and starts helping, it will just block their path to heaven, because they didn’t “Help themselves” as Jesus commanded. Obama loves stopping people from getting into heaven. Jesus never wanted anyone to help each other. If you need help you write it on a list and pray for it, and God decides whether you have been nice or naughty, and gives what you ask for depending on your actions.
3) Illegal Immigrants (wetbacks) – Look, I’m not racist, but there is a reason why there is a border between America and Mexico. If Jesus wanted us all to mix together, that border wouldn’t be there. Obama wants to take away that border and let all illegals be Americans and mix with Christians. I think almost everyone understands why Jesus doesn’t like that, I don’t think I need to say any more. It's race mixing!
4) His name – He does not have a Biblical name. I think Jesus and God would prefer that the leader of their favorite country (AMERICA!) at least be named after someone in the Bible. Instead we get someone with a name we can barely pronounce. And even worse his middle name is HUSSEIN. If that’s not against Jesus, I don’t know what is!
5) Guns – Barack Obama wants to take away our guns. I know he’s never said it out loud, but you can tell by that sneer on his face, he’s just waiting to get elected so that he can send the UN army into the US with their blue beanies and kick down everyone’s doors and take away their rifles and pistols. Just wait, it will happen if he gets elected. True Christians™ know it in their heart that’s what Obama is going to do. And that is scientific fact!
If you consider yourself an honest Christian, there is no way you can support Obama. I think I’ve outlined at least a few simple reason why Jesus rolled over in his grave the day Obama was elected. Feel free to add more.
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