[Don the Baptist]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

1) I said i FEEL like a muslim

Hows that - like you have been riding around with a camel hump up your ass for two weeks without a bath or deoderant?

Or perhaps living in the mountains of Afghanistan eating mountain goat nuts roasted over a campfire and drinking bad coffee cooked over a can of sterno in a pisspot??

I don't know how you FEEL but you sound like a sissy or pehaps a homer.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

1 - I'm already married.
2 - I'm not fat.
3 - I'm not a witch.
4 - I wear undergarments.

And what they say about such men is that they're compensating for a certain lack of substance in their male anatomy.
In other words: Big-assed truck, itty-bitty pee-pee.

You are saying (with a fair degree of certainty it appears) that every God fearing man on this Godly forum has a small penis, how might you have come by that certainty??

[Deaner]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

And what they say about such men is that they're compensating for a certain lack of substance in their male anatomy.
In other words: Big-assed truck, itty-bitty pee-pee.

Har, har. You're pretty funny. I could golf with my penis you witch.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

Har, har. You're pretty funny. I could golf with my penis you witch.

Miniature golf.

[Nobar King]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

Miniature golf.

You know they use regular size putters, right?

[just Jimi]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

Har, har. You're pretty funny. I could golf with my penis you witch.

don't forget your gloves!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

You know they use regular size putters, right?

I meant REALLY miniature golf - ( satanic link deleted )

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

I'm telling all of you, you should all consider a carrier in stand up comedian

What is a carrier for stand up comedians? Perhaps some sort of human "gig bag" or what. I can't picture it, help me JimiBoy.

I thought perhaps you meant career, as in job, but no it says carrier....

[Larry Lee]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

The penis is surely one of God's finest creations, but it's not what this thread is about.

We were talking, Brothers, about our Godly President George Bush and the excellence he's brought to American economic policy. What other President would have ever imagined the possibility of financing a war by inducing the Chinese to acquire stratospheric quantities of American debt?! No other President, that's who. Brilliance, Mr. Bush! You walk bow-legged and proud among mere mortal men.

[Kerplunki Zerplopski]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

how did this tread derail from george Bush to minigolf and penisses?

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

"We're not in a recession, we're in a slowdown,"

And when President Bush said that I didn't crap my pants in fear-- I released my bowels in melancholy.

[JennyD]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

You know what they say about guys with big trucks and expensive guns...

That if they miss you with the gun, they'll run you down with the truck?

how did this tread derail from george Bush to minigolf and penisses?

Her name is Dances without Joy. She's obsessed with the wedding tackle of our Godly True Christian(tm) menfolk.

Personally, I find her perversions digusting.

[Kerplunki Zerplopski]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

I have another theory how you get from Bush to dick...

namely: G. Bush is a ****head

Now how's that for a theory.