Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

[Deaner]

In an attempt to calm the nervous nellies and spineless investors that are causing our country to lose money; President Bush issued a statement that was like Christ calming the waters...

"We're not in a recession, we're in a slowdown,"

Our Leader

I don't know about you but I feel better. I just might go buy a nice expensive gun.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

In an attempt to calm the nervous nellies and spineless investors that are causing our country to lose money; President Bush issued a statement that was like Christ calming the waters...




I don't know about you but I feel better. I just might go buy a nice expensive gun.

Speaking of that I assume everyone seen the church circular recommending everyone make sure they have at lest two functioning, tested firearms with at lest 500 rounds of ammo each? Since were definitely NOT in a recession and definitely NOT in a foot shortage we need to do our part to stimulate the economy.

[just Jimi]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

In an attempt to calm the nervous nellies and spineless investors that are causing our country to lose money; President Bush issued a statement that was like Christ calming the waters...




I don't know about you but I feel better. I just might go buy a nice expensive gun.

Well, actually I agree with you in some way. I also wan't to buy some guns, but then probably more then 2....................to shoot all of you baptist retards, because you are all wrong (oh man I feel like a muslim terrorist right now)

[Old Iron Crotch]

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In an attempt to calm the nervous nellies and spineless investors that are causing our country to lose money; President Bush issued a statement that was like Christ calming the waters...

Quote:

"We're not in a recession, we're in a slowdown,"

Our Leader


Isn't that what a recession is?

I don't know about you but I feel better.

I'll feel better when that twit is out of office.
I just might go buy a nice expensive gun.

You know what they say about guys with big trucks and expensive guns...

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

God Bless President George W. Bush.

Every American should say a prayer of thanks to God Almighty for blessing us with this brilliant, competent visionary. And likewise, every good American should say a prayer to the Lord to smite the naysayers with terrible, painful diseases and eternity in hell.

The nattering nabobs of negativity, the pusillanimous peaceniks, and the lying liberal lynchmob will all find out what a wonderful Commander-in-Chief we've had for the past 7 1/2 years when George W. Bush retires to his beautiful ranch in next year. I expect all sorts of terrible things to happen to America without a brilliant man like Mr. Bush protecting us. We'll look back on the Bush years with a rueful shame at how terribly the liberals treated Mr. and Mrs. Bush. There will be economic catastrophe, defeat abroad, corruption in government, terrorists attacking us, American cities in ruin, incompetent stooges running our government, a rubber-stamp Congress selling out the people, a lack of respect for America from our allies, and skyrocketing energy prices!!!

It will be terrible when he leaves us, and I pray to God that we can survive what comes next. We'll all look back on the peace and prosperity and excellence of the George W. Bush administration with a sad envy.

[just Jimi]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

God Bless President George W. Bush.

Every American should say a prayer of thanks to God Almighty for blessing us with this brilliant, competent visionary. And likewise, every good American should say a prayer to the Lord to smite the naysayers with terrible, painful diseases and eternity in hell.

The nattering nabobs of negativity, the pusillanimous peaceniks, and the lying liberal lynchmob will all find out what a wonderful Commander-in-Chief we've had for the past 7 1/2 years when George W. Bush retires to his beautiful ranch in next year. I expect all sorts of terrible things to happen to America without a brilliant man like Mr. Bush protecting us. We'll look back on the Bush years with a rueful shame at how terribly the liberals treated Mr. and Mrs. Bush. There will be economic catastrophe, defeat abroad, corruption in government, terrorists attacking us, American cities in ruin, incompetent stooges running our government, a rubber-stamp Congress selling out the people, a lack of respect for America from our allies, and skyrocketing energy prices!!! It will be terrible when he leaves us, and I pray to God that we can survive what comes next.

Did this guy just said that Bush is intelligent?
Oh my, what a funny man.
Did you already knew that Bush has got the 2nd lowest IQ of all the presidents throughout (<--allright maybe I spelled this word wrong but who cares?) history.

[Eugene Hackwith]

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Did this guy just said that Bush is intelligent?
Oh my, what a funny man.
Did you already knew that Bush has got the 2nd lowest IQ of all the presidents throughout (<--allright maybe I spelled this word wrong but who cares?) history.

You say GWB has the 2nd lowest IQ (I bet JFK had the lowest), but it's not his intellectual IQ I'm worried about. His spiritual IQ is off the charts, and that's what I look for in a president.

[just Jimi]

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You say GWB has the 2nd lowest IQ (I bet JFK had the lowest), but it's not his intellectual IQ I'm worried about. His spiritual IQ is off the charts, and that's what I look for in a president.

Oh my! this guy is even funnier!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Bush comforts the Nation; sets the naysayers straight.

Did this guy just said that Bush is intelligent?
Oh my, what a funny man.
Did you already knew that Bush has got the 2nd lowest IQ of all the presidents throughout (<--allright maybe I spelled this word wrong but who cares?) history.

Yes, who cares? Bush is guided by Jesus so his IQ has nothing to do with anything.

[just Jimi]

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I'm telling all of you, you should all consider a carrier in stand up comedian

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Well, actually I agree with you in some way. I also wan't to buy some guns, but then probably more then 2....................to shoot all of you baptist retards, because you are all wrong (oh man I feel like a muslim terrorist right now)

Oh, so you admit to wanting to engage in anti-Christian persecution and terrorism. That just shows that we'll have a great reward in Heaven:

Matt. 5:11-12: Blessed are ye, when [men] shall revile you, and persecute [you], and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great [is] your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Glory!

Yes, who cares? Bush is guided by Jesus so his IQ has nothing to do with anything.

Quite right. Bush has the mind of Christ (I Cor. 2:16), so who needs puny human intellect?

[just Jimi]

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Oh, so you admit to wanting to engage in anti-Christian persecution and terrorism. That just shows that we'll have a great reward in Heaven:

Matt. 5:11-12: Blessed are ye, when [men] shall revile you, and persecute [you], and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great [is] your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Glory!

Quite right. Bush has the mind of Christ (I Cor. 2:16), so who needs puny human intellect?

1) I said i FEEL like a muslim
2)All you guys should consider a job in stand up comidian, you would all be very succesfull!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I'm telling all of you, you should all consider a carrier in stand up comedian

Dear friend:

I'm so glad that we can amuse you, but we and Jesus will have the last laugh when we get to watch you bob up and down in the lake of fire for all eternity:

Prov. 1:26: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh.

Now that will be a real knee-slapper.

[Don the Baptist]

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You know what they say about guys with big trucks and expensive guns...

Yeah they NEVER marry fat witches that don't wear skivvies. Guess that leaves you out altogether.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Yeah they NEVER marry fat witches that don't wear skivvies. Guess that leaves you out altogether.

1 - I'm already married.
2 - I'm not fat.
3 - I'm not a witch.
4 - I wear undergarments.

And what they say about such men is that they're compensating for a certain lack of substance in their male anatomy.
In other words: Big-assed truck, itty-bitty pee-pee.