[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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He might want to fall to his knees right this moment and accept Jesus as his personal Savior, and renounce Joseph Smith the false prophet.

That might get my vote.

That would be a great move, Zeke!

Mitt Romney falling to his knees, right there in front of Obama, begging to be filled to overflowing with His mighty Love, praising Him, and giving up Mormonism, on live TV . . . Wow! It'd be a landslide.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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That would be a great move, Zeke!

Mitt Romney falling to his knees, right there in front of Obama, begging to be filled to overflowing with His mighty Love, praising Him, and giving up Mormonism, on live TV . . . Wow! It'd be a landslide.

And burning the magic underwear, on live TV!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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And burning the magic underwear, on live TV!

While wearing them, as evidence of his faith in Jesus.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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It sickens me to think of that he is wearing those filthy disgusting magic underwears under that suit, while watching him on live TV, right now. Can't he just become a Christian and buy some normal underwear?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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It sickens me to think of that he is wearing those filthy disgusting magic underwears under that suit, while watching him on live TV, right now. Can't he just become a Christian and buy some normal underwear?

Apparently, Fruit of the Loom isn't adequate for proper Satan-worship.

[Jedediah]

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Oh, he definitely had them on. He always has them on.



At least his jeans are Godly enough...

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Thats so disgusting and un-American! Is it some kind of fetish?

[Jedediah]

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Thats so disgusting and un-American! Is it some kind of fetish?

I hear the Masonic amulets sewn in over the nipple are known to make men lactate...

Disgusting!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I hear the Masonic amulets sewn in over the nipple are known to make men lactate...

Disgusting!

Interesting...



You would think that with multiple wives there would be enough breast milk to go around.

YiC,

Zech

P.S. This in no way condones the filthy practice of breastfeeding.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Thats so disgusting and un-American! Is it some kind of fetish?

I understand they have draw strings to keep them tight. It's the only way those mormins can keep their hands off their junk.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I am glad Romney followed my advice and crushed Obama as a result of that.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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For next debate: Add Elmo to hit list.

[southern bastard kid]

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VOTE OBAMA!!!! Romney wants to raise taxes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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VOTE OBAMA!!!! Romney wants to raise taxes.

You have that bass ackwards, son. It's the demoncrats who are tax and spend liberals. Godly Republican Conservatives will lower taxes for those who pay the most taxes! Which is only fair, right?

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Romney can finish this thing off if he focuses on the real issues Americans are concerned with. Like gasoline prices.

I just paid $110 to fill the tank in my Excursion. I bought it and have every right to expect that gasoline would remain at $1.79, as it was the day it was purchased. I need the SUV for our protection and safety on the roads.

But no, gas has more than doubled on the spade's watch and will probably quadruple if he is re-elected and expands the EPA gestapos to keep our God-given oil from us.

Mr. Romney let's hear an aggressive plan to bring down the cost. If you pledge to eliminate all federal and state taxes per gallon, it's a significant first step. The roads and highways are in decent enough shape for the time being.

Then frack every exisiting well in the country with high explosives and begin strip mining all shale and sand deposits. God is shrugging at our stupidity in not claiming every available drop of His gift.

Do this and you are moving to the White House next year, praise God!

In Christ