Republican Math=God's Math

[Godfly]

I'm not going to bother posting the links because the lieberal media will talk about nothing else, Paul Ryan didn't pause in the middle of an important interview to give a math lesson to some idiots in the viewing audience that would prove once and for all that the Romney tax plan would pay off the national debt and created millions of jobs.

There are two very good reasons for this:

1) Math is borring. If I wanted to do math I wouldn't be watching TV.

2) Math has a known liberal bias!

Lieberals often pull out math to try and rais doubts on otherwise well known facts like the fact that Romney leads in every poll once it is unskewed, trickle down economics works, and the earth 6000 years old. But the problem doesn't lie in these ideas, it is simply proof that modern mathematics as we know them are completely flawed. This is why Godly men like Ryan prefer to keep the numbers to themselves, they simply don't conform to standard mathematical norms. This is why it is hard for people entrenched in old mathematical theories to understand. What Ryan an other Republucans are doing is creating a new and better kind of math which can better reflect the reality of things. This new math is closer to God's math, so it isn't really new at all, but like all revolutionary ideas the ignorant will fight it as long as they can.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Republican Math=God's Math

Yes, Brother, he explained it HERE!

After a contentious back-and-forth with Chris Wallace of "Fox News Sunday," GOP vice-presidential nominee Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) explained the standoff on Monday by saying that he declined to discuss the math behind the Romney-Ryan tax plan because viewers would be bored by it.

"I like Chris; I didn't want to get into all of the math on this because everyone would start changing the channel," he told Milwaukee talk radio host Charlie Sykes.

See? Paul Ryan knows American Democrats. He knows most Democratic voters are stupid and lazy, and don't want to think about lots of big numbers. It gets them confused, and requires them to think.

Naturally, they'd change the channel to "Dancing with the Stars" or "Real Housebitches of Detroit". Then he'd lose all those independent and right-leaning Democrats by confusing and scaring them.

Now, Obama's partisan hacks are spinning lies:

However, the nonpartisan Tax Policy Center analyzed the plan and found that Romney would have no choice but to eliminate popular middle-income deductions if he wanted to cut rates and maintain revenue neutrality. The authors of the report specifically rejected that lowering tax rates would encourage economic growth, citing estimates from the Congressional Budget Office.

It's a shame Ryan can't explain to the average Democratic voter these intricate details, including addition and subtraction. But that's what happens when 47% of Americans (the Democrats) are handout-groveling, lazy trash uninterested in taking responsibility for their own lives.

[Godfly]

Re: Republican Math=God's Math

Why can't they understand that Romney/Ryan are making math better? Imagine a math class where the teacher respected a student's privacy enough to let him keep his answers secret! Imagin a world where 2+2 didn't have to equal 4! That is what you call Democracy people!

[lukasekman]

Re: Republican Math=God's Math

I use to think that the more complicated math, the more difficult conception of the world.

For instance, you can use the good ol' Pythagoras theorem for calculating distances between coordinates on a flat earth. A equals A, and traveling X miles to the east increase the longitude with the same value, regardless if you're with polar bears or where our founding fathers fetched slaves in the good ol' days.
On a spherical earth however, you need to use the far more complicated HaveSinned formula for just calculated something trivial as the distance from latLng(a,b) to latLng(c,d).

Have you ever noticed that Google Maps is slow? It is because Google are round-earthers, so every single pixel have to be placed with the slow and over-complicated HaveSinned formula. I spoke with a web developer who works with the Google Maps API, and he confessed that it would be a lot more convenient to work with a flat earth. He also added that the so called poles pose a division by zero hazard on a spherical earth.