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Hello fellow True Christians! Excuse my absence, but I assure you that I've been hard at work this election season, doubling down on my company's lobbying efforts to pass state voter suppression laws to protect our precious democracy from Demoncrats who want to steal the election. But that's not what I want to discuss today.
I've discovered something very disturbing - that the USA has a Homo National Park. I was alerted to the problem thanks to - believe it or not - a sensible Russian law that was recently passed to control spreading faggot beliefs.
Needless to say, the thought that gay milk could be given to children to drink is too horrifying to contemplate. But it certainly explains a lot - this is how the gay disease is spread. Just like the commies were behind water fluoridation during the Cold War, they are now spreading gayism through milk. No wonder that 80% of Europe is now gay! And their next target is America!
And if any more proof were needed, the fact is that the USA already has a faggot national park. It's called Rainbow Bridge National Monument. As you can see, the "bridge" even looks gay.
Giant stone tallywacker in Utah, a sacred site for homos
I did some research and found out that this outrageous "national park" was established in 1910 by President William Howard Taft, who - just like Obama - was born in Kenya and was a closet Muslim.
President William Howard Taft, gay Democrat
Fortunately, our next president - Mitt Romney - has assured me that he will be selling off all the national parks to private enterprise. As all True Christians know, the whole idea of "government land" and "public parks" is an affront to the Lord, who has always supported privatization, which is why He sold the Garden of Eden to a group of real estate developers.
So I have a big announcement to make - my company will be buying up this Rainbow Bridge National Park. We will, of course, tear down the phallic "bridge" and cut up the sandstone as it makes nice bricks for luxury home construction. Of course, no American would ever want to own a home made out of faggot stone, which is why we'll be selling it to Europeans, as homo marriage is the only kind that's legal over there.
I think this is just another great example of how public-private partnerships create a win-win situation for America!
I've discovered something very disturbing - that the USA has a Homo National Park. I was alerted to the problem thanks to - believe it or not - a sensible Russian law that was recently passed to control spreading faggot beliefs.
Russian group: ‘Gay milk’ illegally promoting homosexuality to children
The People’s Council, an anti-gay group in Russia, claims that Vesyoly Molochnik milk being sold in St. Petersburg violates the city’s ban on homosexual propaganda.
The milk carton contains a rainbow, “a world-renowned symbol of the gay movement,” according to Anatoly Artukh of the People’s Council. “That immediately put me on alert,” he told Australia’s ABC News.
Even the cow has AIDS
St. Petersburg passed the controversial “homosexual propaganda” law in March. The law makes “propagandizing sodomy, lesbianism, bisexualism, and transgenderism among minors” a criminal act. Similar laws exist other Russian cities.
The People’s Council, an anti-gay group in Russia, claims that Vesyoly Molochnik milk being sold in St. Petersburg violates the city’s ban on homosexual propaganda.
The milk carton contains a rainbow, “a world-renowned symbol of the gay movement,” according to Anatoly Artukh of the People’s Council. “That immediately put me on alert,” he told Australia’s ABC News.
Even the cow has AIDS
St. Petersburg passed the controversial “homosexual propaganda” law in March. The law makes “propagandizing sodomy, lesbianism, bisexualism, and transgenderism among minors” a criminal act. Similar laws exist other Russian cities.
And if any more proof were needed, the fact is that the USA already has a faggot national park. It's called Rainbow Bridge National Monument. As you can see, the "bridge" even looks gay.
Giant stone tallywacker in Utah, a sacred site for homos
I did some research and found out that this outrageous "national park" was established in 1910 by President William Howard Taft, who - just like Obama - was born in Kenya and was a closet Muslim.
President William Howard Taft, gay Democrat
Fortunately, our next president - Mitt Romney - has assured me that he will be selling off all the national parks to private enterprise. As all True Christians know, the whole idea of "government land" and "public parks" is an affront to the Lord, who has always supported privatization, which is why He sold the Garden of Eden to a group of real estate developers.
So I have a big announcement to make - my company will be buying up this Rainbow Bridge National Park. We will, of course, tear down the phallic "bridge" and cut up the sandstone as it makes nice bricks for luxury home construction. Of course, no American would ever want to own a home made out of faggot stone, which is why we'll be selling it to Europeans, as homo marriage is the only kind that's legal over there.
I think this is just another great example of how public-private partnerships create a win-win situation for America!
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