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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12534

    #1

    Sarah Palin, Our Next President, Chews Tobacco!

    After a career in politics, I think of myself as pretty good at picking winners. I'm putting my money on Sarah Palin in '16.

    Proof of her political talent was demonstrated yesterday when she held up a can of chewing tobacco at an NRA convention. Talk about identifying with the masses, Sarah knows how.

    I sense she is going to expand on this populist theme by pledging to return spitunes to the White House. This next election will mark the return of Republicans to the halls of power.

    Praise the Lord!!

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Godfly
    Descended from Rapes
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1552

    #2
    Re: Sarah Palin, Our Next President, Chews Tobacco!

    I guess I could support Mrs. Palin in the white house so long as she kept busy throwing parties and dinners and left all the important work to the first husband.
    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12534

      #3
      Re: Sarah Palin, Our Next President, Chews Tobacco!

      Originally posted by Godfly View Post
      I guess I could support Mrs. Palin in the white house so long as she kept busy throwing parties and dinners and left all the important work to the first husband.
      That is my thinking, too, Godfly. I think our country would benefit by learning the ediquette of serving and using chewing tobacco.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22363

        #4
        Re: Sarah Palin, Our Next President, Chews Tobacco!

        It's a pity this great woman is already married.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: Sarah Palin, Our Next President, Chews Tobacco!

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          It's a pity this great woman is already married.
          I relate to your unmitigated hero worship towards this phantasmagorical female specimen, brother. That being said, remember that, as a woman nonetheless, she would not be as great if she were not married.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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