It seems President Osama has not only made a habit of hiding, forging, and doctoring his own birth records now some hard hitting investigative reporting by The Fellowship of the Minds has reveald that La Malia and La Sasha's birth records are nowhere to be found.
Now I'm sure that when Donald Trump heres of this and applies some public pressure to the Osamas a couple of Hawian birth records will magically appear but until then we need to ask some hard questions.
Also, why aren't there any baby pictures of the girls? Why are their no photos of La Michelle pregnant?
Our these even his kids? Did he adopt/kidnap/grow them in a lab so he could look good on the campaign trail? Is this just another way to hide his homer past and the fact that La Michelle was born La Michael a burly young man?
What president in all of history has hidden the personal records of his children from the internet?
For all we know Osamas daughters are demons summoned from the pit and forced to take "human" form through some dark magic! Osama should be forced to submit pictures of his daughters' naked backsides for public scrutiny so we can see they don't have tail! Why wouldn't he do this simple thing unless he's got something to hide!?


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