Bitcoins, Satan's latest tool to destroy the American Dollar!

[Cranky Old Man]

Bitcoins, Satan's latest tool to destroy the American Dollar!

Obama has allowed yet another threat to America: bitcoins. After we won the second world war by nuking Japan, Satoshi Nakamoto, a descendant of one of the Nagasaki "victims", spend decades on finding a way to destroy America. Bitcoins are money, but they are noting like the honest American dollar you can actually hold in your hand. Bitcoins hide in secret botnets attached to computer viruses that are abusing the computers of decent Americans. Of course the liars and cheaters who support bitcoin will deny this so here is undeniable proof: sneaky Bitcoin botnet builders. Bitcoins also allow hardcore criminals to sell drugs to innocent American children while being financially untraceable.

But it gets worse. Way way worse. Not only are bitcoins stealing our electricity and slowing down our computers, they are also trying to make the dollar obsolete! It is no coincidence that the recent boost in bitcoin popularity and the announcement of China to also attack our dollar coincide. This is a coordinated Asian strategy, guided by Satan himself, to attack us where it hurts, by taking away our honestly earned dollars!

WE HAVE TO STOP THIS BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

We have to boycott each and every organization that gets infected with bitcoin. E.g. Subway is now accepting bitcoins, so we should punish them by never going there again.

And for those who are still in doubt, God is clearly on America's side. Revelation 13:17 tells us about a mark, no doubt the bitcoin logo, that will take over and replace all financial transactions: "And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark" which proves, without any room for doubt, that bitcoins come directly from Satan. You have been warned!

Bitcoin communist are insulting our proud American flag:

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Bitcoins, Satans latest tool to destroy the American Dollar!

America was not built on making money out of nothing.



YIC

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Bitcoins, Satans latest tool to destroy the American Dollar!

But , with His joker's hat on, is having some fun with these people. Did you see the story of the Welshman* who had $7.5 million "worth" of these things on his computer and carelessly threw away the hard drive? He is now on his hands and knees burrowing through a landfill site in search of it.

* He was probably distracted at the time by a particularly attractive passing sheep.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Bitcoins, Satans latest tool to destroy the American Dollar!

It's no coincidence that Satoshi Nakamoto is an anagram for: A moist Satan hook!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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It should come as no surprise that the capital of one of the most liberal and homo-supportive state in the Union, a city named after the Roman cult's cracker-munching, cannibalistic ritual - Sacramento - has announced it will accept these demonic coins as legitimate payment for their basketball team, the Sacramento Kings.

The Sacramento Kings say they’ve become the first team in professional sports to accept bitcoin, the digital currency that’s rapidly moving into mainstream commerce.

According to the NBA franchise, it’s now accepting bitcoin payments inside a team retail store in Sacramento, California, and on March 1, it will let fans use the digital currency to purchase both tickets and merchandise on its website.

http://www.wired.com/business/2014/01/sacramento-kings-bitcoin/

O Come Lord Jesus!

[Prayer Warrior]

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We have a currency already. It's called dollars. The only reason someone would want to use an underground method like bitcoins is:


1. To destroy the American Dollar because they hate America.

2. To purchase drugs, child pornography, assassinations, or other illegal goods and services!

3. To destroy well deserved banking jobs by evading banking fees, forcing everyone else in society to pay more taxes in banker bailouts.

4. To run a scam service where customers would normally try to initiate a charge back/reversal of funds. No chargebacks means scammers prosper.

5. To cheat governments out of their well deserved and rightful ability to print money to help pay off debts. Inflation is a great tool government can use to tax everyone, including poor people at an equal rate. Bitcoins prevent governments from arbitrarily generating more currency, thus further promoting the Satanic progressive taxes.

6. To generate money by hacking other people's computers or servers. Bitcoin users try to pretend that people "legitimately" generate bitcoins, however the truth is the cost of running a legitimate server is greater than the amount of bitcoins generated. Therefore, the only way to make a profit generating bitcoins is to hack other computers, create botnets, and steal other people's processing power.

7. To hide their transactions from a spouse or the government. Whether it's purchasing pornography, books worshiping Satan, prostitution, or other services, up until now we have been able to look at someone's financial history as evidence for wrongdoings and as a general indication of their moral character. You can bet Democrats are jumping for joy at the prospect of doing all their immoral dealings without worrying that a spouse will find out that they're America hating, God Hating, scam loving, fornicating, fee evading, tax evading, Satanists!

8. To evade taxes! Not paying taxes should be a special privilege afforded only to churches, and rich people with enough lawyers to find the needed loopholes. Bitcoins enable the middle class and even some poor people to hide their income from the government! That means Obama's thugs will get even more money from our already struggling top 1%!

9. Remember the Cypriot Financial Crisis where the government took an arbitrary amount of money directly from people's bank accounts ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012%E2...nancial_crisis
) ? How would Greece get their money bank if Cypriot couldn't export money from their citizens? Can you imagine what would have happened if everyone there had bitcoins instead of bank accounts? The government would have had to declare bankruptcy! How unfair would that have been to all the companies involved? Bitcoins promote evading your debts.

10. To destroy our faith in God by using a currency that does not have "In God we trust" on it. No where on bitcoins does it say "In God we trust", which means that people who use bitcoins are essentially saying that God is no longer trusted!

[Cranky Old Man]

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More proof about the evil that is bitcoins:

Bitcoin is a simple ponzi scheme invented by Comunist Muslims to devalue the American dollar and ruin the faith of the American Public in our lord Jesus Christ. The only thing you can buy on the internet with it is child porn and used heroin needles. Furthermore since you can't touch it, it's not real. How is a man to buy his second Bass Boat with electronic hippy money. Just because a bunch of nerds in Palo Alto say it's worth something don't make it so. Watch Fox News and learn something you friggin idiots - get off the internet...it's rotting your brains.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comm...who_is_against

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Bitcoins, Satan's latest tool to destroy the American Dollar!

Libertarians — the folks who want to give the special privilege of freedom to coked-up queers — love Bitcoin. That's all I need to know.