GOP Candidate: God punishing us with hordes of autistic retards and demented old farts

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

A Republican Candidate says that God is punishing us with hordes of autistic retards and demented old farts because GOD HATES AMERICA:

Suzanne Atanus, Republican candidate for U.S. House of Representatives in Illinois, claims autism and dementia are God’s punishment for abortion and LGBT rights.

Atanus claims that God is “angry” with the United States and has sent scourges like autism and dementia to punish the American people, according to a report published Jan. 22 by the Chicago Daily Herald.

Atanus is seeking the Republican nomination for the 9th Congressional District in Illinois…

“I am a conservative Republican and I believe in God first,” Atanus said at an endorsement session with the Daily Herald. She said she believes God controls the weather and has put tornadoes and diseases such as autism and dementia on earth as punishment for gay rights and legalized abortions.

"God is angry. We are provoking him with abortions and same-sex marriage and civil unions," she said.

[Jedediah]

Re: GOP Candidate: God punishing us with hordes of autistic retards and demented old farts

You know, I'd be pretty angry too if I sent my only begotten son to die for the sins of a nation, only to have them turn around and throw it right back in my face by flagrantly flouting my edicts. To devote their entire lives to praising and worshiping me and following my commandments is the least they could do in return. The opening of wombs and old minds to demonic possession is just a small foretaste of what awaits sinners in hell.

[Cranky Old Man]

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"God is angry. We are provoking him with abortions and same-sex marriage and civil unions," she said.

I couldn't agree more. America is punished for voting for Obama and allowing women to be active in politics. I cannot wait for Sarah Paling to become our president and implementing Biblical law in America.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: GOP Candidate: God punishing us with hordes of autistic retards and demented old farts

I couldn't agree more. America is punished for voting for Obama and allowing women to be active in politics. I cannot wait for Sarah Paling to become our president and implementing Biblical law in America.

I must say God is blessing the Republican Party with the best crop of God believing and Jesus testifying crop of candidates I've seen in a long time.

[WWJDnow]

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As far as I'm concerned, people who vote Democrat have no right to complain when they forget how to wipe their behinds or their kids are autistic. These are just and fair punishments from the Lord. If they want a better life, they need to stop spitting in God's face and start voting Republican!

[Jedediah]

Re: GOP Candidate: God punishing us with hordes of autistic retards and demented old farts

As far as I'm concerned, people who vote Democrat have no right to complain when they forget how to wipe their behinds or their kids are autistic.

I'm pretty sure most libs don't wipe anyways. To them, wiping is a waste of perfectly good "dolphin-safe gluten free organic" lubrication for all the anal sex they like to have!