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  • #16
    Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    There's nothing like the warm embrace of Jesus in your hour of need; and if anybody can turn a mudslum it's Him.
    Dean
    Deaner, that's a beautiful thought. I never knew you had such depth of compassion and love in your heart for your fellow men.

    Wait, you do mean Jesus the Son of God, not "Hay-soos", my gardener, right? If you mean the latter, I don't want to know what he's been turning you to.

    Er . . . He's mighty good with the flowers, that's all I'm saying.

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    • #17
      Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

      Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
      Brothers and Sisters,

      Whilst drinking my coffee and Kahlua this fine morning, I happened to be reading the news, hoping for a sighting of Jesus or some other such Good News when I came across this:


      "First President Bush sobs while talking of Jeb"

      Has hanging with Clit-on ruined this fine, upstanding man who once declared that all non-True Christians should be deported? *Sigh*, those were the good ol' days! Now it seems that he has been lobotomized -- perhaps we need to set up an intervention? We can certainly not have a simpering man crying over our future President -- what kind of publicity is that?!

      I know I am but trash, but I must protest for doubting this MAN.

      George W. Bush has shown often enough that he deserves a chance to be a TRUE CHRISTIAN (I would say only his absence from this forum leads me to doubt that he is already fully saved)

      He was with FAMILY, talking certainly of his CROSS of leading this country agains all those Homer libero sissyentist"

      He toils and Satan places obstacles before him.

      He sorrounds himself with the closest you get to rigtheous people outside this CHURCH ... and Satan temps them and some he sees failling and falling!

      He is asking forgiveness to his own blood for not being able to do all THE LORD has asked of him, he sees the wretchedness of those that soil the glorious.USA ... and a tear emerges.... his pain, his sacrifice to GOD, his prayer!

      I had seen anything so touching since the second book of Kings, chapter 20, verse 5

      Turn again, and tell Hezekiah the captain of my people, Thus saith the LORD, the God of David thy father, I have heard thy prayer, I have seen thy tears: behold, I will heal thee: on the third day thou shalt go up unto the house of the LORD

      May GOD listen to GWB with the same love.

      PRAISE THE LORD!

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      • #18
        Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

        Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
        I know I am but trash, but I must protest for doubting this MAN.

        George W. Bush has shown often enough that he deserves a chance to be a TRUE CHRISTIAN (I would say only his absence from this forum leads me to doubt that he is already fully saved)

        He was with FAMILY, talking certainly of his CROSS of leading this country agains all those Homer libero sissyentist"

        He toils and Satan places obstacles before him.

        He sorrounds himself with the closest you get to rigtheous people outside this CHURCH ... and Satan temps them and some he sees failling and falling!

        He is asking forgiveness to his own blood for not being able to do all THE LORD has asked of him, he sees the wretchedness of those that soil the glorious.USA ... and a tear emerges.... his pain, his sacrifice to GOD, his prayer!

        I had seen anything so touching since the second book of Kings, chapter 20, verse 5

        Turn again, and tell Hezekiah the captain of my people, Thus saith the LORD, the God of David thy father, I have heard thy prayer, I have seen thy tears: behold, I will heal thee: on the third day thou shalt go up unto the house of the LORD

        May GOD listen to GWB with the same love.

        PRAISE THE LORD!
        I can't make heads nor tails of this hogswash other than the Bible verse, which I could not connect to anything. Did mommy leave her medicine cabinet unlocked again?
        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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        • #19
          Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

          Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
          I know I am but trash, but I must protest for doubting this MAN.

          George W. Bush has shown often enough that he deserves a chance to be a TRUE CHRISTIAN (I would say only his absence from this forum leads me to doubt that he is already fully saved)
          ...
          May GOD listen to GWB with the same love.

          PRAISE THE LORD!
          You do know this is GHWB we're talking about here, not GWB, right?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #20
            Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            You do know this is GHWB we're talking about here, not GWB, right?
            It was late at night, and I did (through shock) make a mistake, but it only changes my argument by one degree.

            for the son I praised could not be what he is without a proper father, and he surely feels christian pride in the sons he has begotten, and feels their pains as only themselves and JESUS CHRIST can.

            A father is blessed with such children (may the LORD one day bless me with just a small fraction of his grace)

            "For a good tree bringeth not forth corrupt fruit; neither doth a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit"

            PRAISE THE LORD OUR SAVIOUR!
            Luke 6:43

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            • #21
              Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

              Not to support any of the Bushes, because I can't stand 'em, but on the subject of male sobbing, it's rather silly to say that men shouldn't cry when your religion is full of sobbing men. You're always talking about how jesus weeps. And men weep in your bible:

              Genesis 27:38 And Esau said unto his father, Hast thou but one blessing, my father? bless me, even me also, O my father. And Esau lifted up his voice, and wept.

              Genesis 43:30 And Joseph made haste; for his bowels did yearn upon his brother: and he sought where to weep; and he entered into his chamber, and wept there.

              Genesis 45:2 And he wept aloud: and the Egyptians and the house of Pharaoh heard.

              Genesis 45:15 Moreover he kissed all his brethren, and wept upon them: and after that his brethren talked with him.

              Looks like you have a few weepy kissy men to look up to there.
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              • #22
                Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Not to support any of the Bushes, because I can't stand 'em, but on the subject of male sobbing, it's rather silly to say that men shouldn't cry when your religion is full of sobbing men. You're always talking about how jesus weeps. And men weep in your bible:

                Genesis 27:38 And Esau said unto his father, Hast thou but one blessing, my father? bless me, even me also, O my father. And Esau lifted up his voice, and wept.

                Genesis 43:30 And Joseph made haste; for his bowels did yearn upon his brother: and he sought where to weep; and he entered into his chamber, and wept there.

                Genesis 45:2 And he wept aloud: and the Egyptians and the house of Pharaoh heard.


                Genesis 45:15 Moreover he kissed all his brethren, and wept upon them: and after that his brethren talked with him.

                Looks like you have a few weepy kissy men to look up to there.

                WOMAN HOW DARE YOU MIX GOD FEARING TEARS WITH SISSY HOMERISM!?!?

                But do go bacK to the BIBLE, after Genesis (where you can see how things came to be, TRULY) you have many other books to read.

                Try hard, you might even ... reach SALVATION!

                PRAY TO OUR SAVIOUR!

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                • #23
                  Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

                  Looking on the bright side, the wench did indeed compare Bush to Jesus...
                  Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                  • #24
                    Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

                    Originally posted by Rachael New Bible-Reader View Post
                    Not that anyone cares what I have to say, but I'm going to quote the Bible to support it.
                    HALLELUJAH! The heathen Witch is finally starting to read her Bible!!

                    65 books to go, Rachael!

                    (64 if you don't count Numbers. But if you can't count Numbers, how will you know how many books are left?)

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                    • #25
                      Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

                      Bah. Don't you all have some biblical blubbering to do?
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                      • #26
                        Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

                        Smart talk, from a woman who doesn't know numbers.

                        1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . 4 . . . Quick, what comes next?

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                        • #27
                          Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

                          DUUUUUHHHHH a million

                          Seriously, though, it's a little weird how you're all against your menfolk and sons blubbering when a lot of them do it in the bible. Not only that but a lot of kissing of their brethren. You have some catching up to do. Better do some sobbing and kiss Zeke and Pastor Al, quick!
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                          • #28
                            Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            Better do some sobbing and kiss Zeke and Pastor Al, quick!
                            The above rant is an excellent example of how unsaved trash waddle into our Godly forum and try to recruit more homers into satan's minions. Notice the hatred she spews anytime she is backed into a corner by Jesus? GLORY how we rattle those demons cages! PRAISE JESUS! There will be no perverted man-kissing here!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

                              There will be no perverted man-kissing here!
                              That's a shame I should leave then <--- humour... I know it's a foreign language here but I feel I have to try. My good deed this Christmas is to bring you all a sense of humour.

                              perverted
                              What other kind of kissing is there, I mean would someone please explain to me how you kiss pervertedly? Surely all kissing is either right or wrong, there's really no inbetween. Unless you kiss someone who doesn't want you to.
                              Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                The above rant is an excellent example of how unsaved trash waddle into our Godly forum and try to recruit more homers into satan's minions. Notice the hatred she spews anytime she is backed into a corner by Jesus? GLORY how we rattle those demons cages! PRAISE JESUS! There will be no perverted man-kissing here!
                                So are you calling those men in the bible who kissed their fathers and brothers and brethren 'perverted man-kissers'?
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