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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

    Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
    What other kind of kissing is there, I mean would someone please explain to me how you kiss pervertedly? Surely all kissing is either right or wrong, there's really no inbetween. Unless you kiss someone who doesn't want you to.
    What, so you would equate a kiss between a man and his wife (and let's bear in mind that women were essentially created because Adam needed someone to marry, see Genesis 2:18) with a kiss between a man and a dog, or a Catholic priest and a nine-year old boy? Athiest "morality" is sick.

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  • see_the_light
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    Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    So again I ask my question, are you calling those men from the bible quotes that I posted 'perverted evil homers'?
    Seems none of you can answer that one.
    No rachael, there are things that weren't mentioned because they we assumed known.

    Father and son in very rare ocasions as in Genesis 27:26 is not homerish but truly a rare moment wherer the father is showing how his love and pride (and gratefulness for the LORD being so generous) overcomes his natural repulsion, and only accepted for it was Jacob whom THE LORD as allowed to take through deceipt the primacy that Esau thought was his.

    "And his father Isaac said unto him, Come near now, and kiss me, my son."

    Lastly I will go to Corinthians 13:12 where it is presented as a sacrifice to THE LORD and test and proof that those who do it present no homerish tendencies

    "Greet one another with an holy kiss."

    How sublime a sacrifice and easy way of spotting deviants, I imagine the tears of happiness of the pastors seeing right and manly repulsion as kisses were exchanged, the calm acceptence of seeing one to eager to kiss another and the joy of stoning him for GOD'S GLORY...

    Ahhh, good times... TRADITION, I can never get enough of those good and GODLY times.

    PRAISE THE LORD!

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

    Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
    Homer kissing is surely evil -- seeing two people of the same sex showing their love is surely an abomination to the Lord, and therefore to any True Christian within eyeshot. Kissing between a husband and wife is True Love -- any other kiss is generally a homer-kiss. Just like when Judas tried to make Jesus out to be a homer-boy by giving him a kiss ! God only condones a very few kisses, and certainly kisses between men is sickening to the Lord Himself!
    So again I ask my question, are you calling those men from the bible quotes that I posted 'perverted evil homers'?
    Seems none of you can answer that one.

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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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    Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

    Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
    My good deed this Christmas is to bring you all a sense of humour.
    Your good deed this Christmas SHOULD be to turn your life over to Jesus. A sense of humor (rooted in imagination, of course) has no place in a True Christian's heart:

    Originally posted by Jeremiah 3:17
    17At that time they shall call Jerusalem the throne of the LORD; and all the nations shall be gathered unto it, to the name of the LORD, to Jerusalem: neither shall they walk any more after the imagination of their evil heart.
    Originally posted by Genesis 8:21
    for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.
    Imagination is surely an evil thing -- the Bible is crystal clear on that one.



    Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
    What other kind of kissing is there, I mean would someone please explain to me how you kiss pervertedly? Surely all kissing is either right or wrong, there's really no inbetween. Unless you kiss someone who doesn't want you to.

    Homer kissing is surely evil -- seeing two people of the same sex showing their love is surely an abomination to the Lord, and therefore to any True Christian within eyeshot. Kissing between a husband and wife is True Love -- any other kiss is generally a homer-kiss. Just like when Judas tried to make Jesus out to be a homer-boy by giving him a kiss ! God only condones a very few kisses, and certainly kisses between men is sickening to the Lord Himself!

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The above rant is an excellent example of how unsaved trash waddle into our Godly forum and try to recruit more homers into satan's minions. Notice the hatred she spews anytime she is backed into a corner by Jesus? GLORY how we rattle those demons cages! PRAISE JESUS! There will be no perverted man-kissing here!
    So are you calling those men in the bible who kissed their fathers and brothers and brethren 'perverted man-kissers'?

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  • Dameon_ACLUtard
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    Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

    There will be no perverted man-kissing here!
    That's a shame I should leave then <--- humour... I know it's a foreign language here but I feel I have to try. My good deed this Christmas is to bring you all a sense of humour.

    perverted
    What other kind of kissing is there, I mean would someone please explain to me how you kiss pervertedly? Surely all kissing is either right or wrong, there's really no inbetween. Unless you kiss someone who doesn't want you to.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Better do some sobbing and kiss Zeke and Pastor Al, quick!
    The above rant is an excellent example of how unsaved trash waddle into our Godly forum and try to recruit more homers into satan's minions. Notice the hatred she spews anytime she is backed into a corner by Jesus? GLORY how we rattle those demons cages! PRAISE JESUS! There will be no perverted man-kissing here!

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

    DUUUUUHHHHH a million

    Seriously, though, it's a little weird how you're all against your menfolk and sons blubbering when a lot of them do it in the bible. Not only that but a lot of kissing of their brethren. You have some catching up to do. Better do some sobbing and kiss Zeke and Pastor Al, quick!

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  • OnYourKnees
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    Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

    Smart talk, from a woman who doesn't know numbers.

    1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . 4 . . . Quick, what comes next?

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

    Bah. Don't you all have some biblical blubbering to do?

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  • OnYourKnees
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    Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

    Originally posted by Rachael New Bible-Reader View Post
    Not that anyone cares what I have to say, but I'm going to quote the Bible to support it.
    HALLELUJAH! The heathen Witch is finally starting to read her Bible!!

    65 books to go, Rachael!

    (64 if you don't count Numbers. But if you can't count Numbers, how will you know how many books are left?)

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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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    Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

    Looking on the bright side, the wench did indeed compare Bush to Jesus...

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  • see_the_light
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    Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Not to support any of the Bushes, because I can't stand 'em, but on the subject of male sobbing, it's rather silly to say that men shouldn't cry when your religion is full of sobbing men. You're always talking about how jesus weeps. And men weep in your bible:

    Genesis 27:38 And Esau said unto his father, Hast thou but one blessing, my father? bless me, even me also, O my father. And Esau lifted up his voice, and wept.

    Genesis 43:30 And Joseph made haste; for his bowels did yearn upon his brother: and he sought where to weep; and he entered into his chamber, and wept there.

    Genesis 45:2 And he wept aloud: and the Egyptians and the house of Pharaoh heard.


    Genesis 45:15 Moreover he kissed all his brethren, and wept upon them: and after that his brethren talked with him.

    Looks like you have a few weepy kissy men to look up to there.

    WOMAN HOW DARE YOU MIX GOD FEARING TEARS WITH SISSY HOMERISM!?!?

    But do go bacK to the BIBLE, after Genesis (where you can see how things came to be, TRULY) you have many other books to read.

    Try hard, you might even ... reach SALVATION!

    PRAY TO OUR SAVIOUR!

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

    Not to support any of the Bushes, because I can't stand 'em, but on the subject of male sobbing, it's rather silly to say that men shouldn't cry when your religion is full of sobbing men. You're always talking about how jesus weeps. And men weep in your bible:

    Genesis 27:38 And Esau said unto his father, Hast thou but one blessing, my father? bless me, even me also, O my father. And Esau lifted up his voice, and wept.

    Genesis 43:30 And Joseph made haste; for his bowels did yearn upon his brother: and he sought where to weep; and he entered into his chamber, and wept there.

    Genesis 45:2 And he wept aloud: and the Egyptians and the house of Pharaoh heard.

    Genesis 45:15 Moreover he kissed all his brethren, and wept upon them: and after that his brethren talked with him.

    Looks like you have a few weepy kissy men to look up to there.

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  • see_the_light
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    Re: Has George Bush I become a sobbing, simpering sissy?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    You do know this is GHWB we're talking about here, not GWB, right?
    It was late at night, and I did (through shock) make a mistake, but it only changes my argument by one degree.

    for the son I praised could not be what he is without a proper father, and he surely feels christian pride in the sons he has begotten, and feels their pains as only themselves and JESUS CHRIST can.

    A father is blessed with such children (may the LORD one day bless me with just a small fraction of his grace)

    "For a good tree bringeth not forth corrupt fruit; neither doth a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit"

    PRAISE THE LORD OUR SAVIOUR!
    Luke 6:43

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