[Roland]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

To Pastor Ezekiel, he killed one which more than I did. You can clearly see Jesus is on his side.

So how did you establish that? Was a BBQ involved in the counting?

Kind regards, Roland

[Roland]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

So who won the "witch" hunt this year? Does anyone really even bother counting anymore, or does the award just automatically go to Pastor Zeke every year, just to save time?

Everyone knows Des won by using his superior knowledge of fire arms, witches and tactical skills. Des is just being modest about it.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Of course Pastor Zeke won.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

So who won the "witch" hunt this year?

To Pastor Ezekiel, he killed one which more than I did. You can clearly see Jesus is on his side.

[Damned Angelique]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

So who won the "witch" hunt this year? Does anyone really even bother counting anymore, or does the award just automatically go to Pastor Zeke every year, just to save time?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

... said she was a British tourist on her way to a Halloween party in Des Moines.

Yeah, right - like these scum can afford the airfare. Or did she travel by broomstick?

Well done and thank you, Brother. The problem in Godless Britain is that not only has our lily-livered government stopped hanging witches, it even stopped imprisoning them in 1908.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Got only one this year. She got caught in my bear trap, said she was a British tourist on her way to a Halloween party in Des Moines. I did not believe her so I did the good old test by throwing her into Dead Injun Lake to see if she could swim, and oh boy she could, even with a broken foot, and crawled and limpered herself out of the lake. Then I shot her in the head at point blank with my Smith & Wesson revolver and I cut off a hand and an ear as trophies. She was dressed in the usual slutty witch bitch clothing with thick black eyelashes, face colored with white makeup, striped black/white tights, skimpy black skirt and corset. Without doubt a witch.

They always come with these poor excuses, don't they?

[Roland]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Not to mention endless swarms of blowflies if you don't know what you're doing. A properly pickled hand in a jar works out quite nicely, though.

Then rises the question, which hand do you pickle: The left or the right?

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Brothers and sisters and Christ, what are your thoughts on taxederming the witches you shoot?

On one hand it would be a nice trophy to have a witches head mounted above your fireplace.

On the other... might that head attract demons and evil spirits?

Not to mention endless swarms of blowflies if you don't know what you're doing. A properly pickled hand in a jar works out quite nicely, though.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Several members of my own hunting party have reported small bags, but the main event will transpire this evening at the home and coven meeting place of Mrs. Carpenter. We are expecting a fine catch and we will be contenders for sure.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

I don't want to scare any of you younger brothers in Christ, but I'm already about to pass my best record, which won me first prize last year...If you know where to look, the pickings are great this year!

Better step up your game.

[DeweyClutter]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Brothers and sisters and Christ, what are your thoughts on taxederming the witches you shoot?

On one hand it would be a nice trophy to have a witches head mounted above your fireplace.

On the other... might that head attract demons and evil spirits?

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

I have spoken to the fellows in my old posse from Kingston and told them about this witch hunt. They were very interested in joining in but they are far away and most of them are not Christian. We are well armed in Jamaica because the Chinese import many guns for us. Many are old English guns that don't work well but that is what we can get there. We want Colt pistols and AK-47's but what we get is Webleys that are falling apart and Stens that didn't work well when they were made 50 years ago. But in a witch hunt I think our guns will work just fine.

My posse is resolved to have a witch hunt tomorrow night which is Halloween. There are several witches that have been identified in our garrison which is Tivoli Gardens. They will be shot full of holes and cut with a Bowie knife tomorrow. We are all so excited. I have not been invited to take part in the witch hunt here in Babylon myself so I will stay inside tomorrow night. It is dangerous for Black men to go out on Halloween because the police think we are up to mischief and they will shoot if provoked.

Also I am now a forum member even though I am not a Christian. I hope to continue to learn about you white people so that when the Black man is back in charge I will be able to be a diplomat in charge of dealing with white people.

Jah guide.
Trevor

Look- I have an edit button now so that I can correct my spelling and add things afterwards. This is a wonderful thing. I am very happy to be accepted by you white people.

[Damned Angelique]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

I don't think I've ever heard of a witch hunt sounds fun though!

You've heard of the Salem Witch Trials, right? This is kinda like that, only they skip the trial altogether. Despite the horrendous actions they take against other human beings, the massive amount of organization it takes to do this year after year is actually kind of impressive...

(And p.s., it's only open to "True Christians", so it would probably be best to stay away from that whole state until well after the first week of November, just to be safe )

[arachnid]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

I don't think I've ever heard of a witch hunt sounds fun though!