[Alvin Moss]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

The Jews know how to make a zombie of mud. It's called a Golem. I have never seen one, as far as I know, but there are a lot of Jews and if only a few of them are making Golems, then there are probably quite a few of them walking around. Knowing they are made of mud, I expect them to look rough, brutish and unfinished, like a large, very dark Negroe. However, that may be my own prejudice. They could easily be made to look like normal people. I think that is more in line with Jew tricks. They would want to fool us with their Golems.

[Damned Angelique]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Zombies are a very real, very serious danger.

And a very lucrative way for movie studios to make millions (well, zombies and comic book superheroes)

[Des]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

That sounds interesting. Has anyone made a movie with this premise? It'd be a hit at the box office.

Zombies are not entertainment, young lady. They are no laughing matter. The Bible foretells their coming.

Zechariah 14:12
And this shall be the plague wherewith the Lord will smite all the people that have fought against Jerusalem;
Their flesh shall consume away while they stand upon their feet,
And their eyes shall consume away in their holes, And their tongue shall consume away in their mouth.

Not only that. God in His Infinite Wisdom saw fit to tell us how to survive the zombie plague.

Isaiah 26:19-20 Thy dead men shall live, together with my dead body shall they arise. Awake and sing, ye that dwell in dust: for thy dew is as the dew of herbs, and the earth shall cast out the dead.

Come, my people, enter thou into thy chambers, and shut thy doors about thee: hide thyself as it were for a little moment, until the indignation be overpast.

Zombies are a very real, very serious danger.

[Damned Angelique]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

In Jamaica the Obeah man will take your shadow. Sometimes it is a woman and sometimes it is a man. The Obeah man can make a zombie. These are powerful Black witches but I am afraid of them.

That sounds interesting. Has anyone made a movie with this premise? It'd be a hit at the box office.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

In Jamaica the Obeah man will take your shadow. Sometimes it is a woman and sometimes it is a man. The Obeah man can make a zombie. These are powerful Black witches but I am afraid of them.

[WWJDnow]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

I wonder what this year's secret weapon will be. I'm praying for one of those new US Navy rail guns.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Our hunting party has had the residence of Mrs. Carpenter under surveillance for some time now and we are on to all her tricks. We have intercepted a telephone call she made in which she spoke of the planned meeting of her coven on Halloween night. It is to be at her house, which will be perfect for the ambush. She seemed very excited as she spoke of the very large group she is expecting. Apparently, she holds high position in more than one coven and as many as 52 witches from four covens will be present. My group is expecting a very large bag of hag and I fully expect to personally win the contest this year.

As to certain references made insinuating misappropriation of witch parts, I plead ignorance of the subject.

[Roland]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Alvin is mistaken. His huge love for Jesus must have distracting him from some Earthly details. This year's witch hunt already started as explained by Daisy Mae Johnson and printed on the permit. I noticed Alvin is suspiciously silent about my missing collection of witch hands...

On a related note, I need my cooling storage for the witch hunt so next weekend there will be a huge BBQ at my place to make space in my freezers. We will try to avoid the slight error from last year that caused some people to each witch meat.

When was the last time you had a BBQ?

[Roland]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

[...] Can you guess which part of the body makes the best trophy? Go on. Guess witch hand.

Presuming you meant ¨which hand¨, I would guess it would need to be the left one. It is quite possible a witch might have had a Christian moment somewhere in her past and is missing her right hand, see Matthew 5:30. It would be impossible to take the trophy to prove your kill if you would take right hands as a trophy. You could take the left hand if the right is missing but then someone might offer the suggestion that you inflate your kill number by taking two hands from the same witch. I can imagine it would lead to uncomfortable situations when fellow hunters start mentioning your hands in correlation with John 8:44

Taking the left hand as a trophy would eliminate this problem.

Kind regards, Roland

[Back against wall]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Please excuse my lack of research Brother Cranky but I always romantically imagined immortalising a kill and having a Taxidermist set the hands in a casing made of some kind on Perspex, even possibly Glass.

I am hoping to come next year. As October has already commenced it is possibly too late to postpone the annual Abo Culling. Populations are getting out of hand

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Alvin already mentioned any witches being taken before October 31 don´t qualify.

Alvin is mistaken. His huge love for Jesus must have distracting him from some Earthly details. This year's witch hunt already started as explained by Daisy Mae Johnson and printed on the permit. I noticed Alvin is suspiciously silent about my missing collection of witch hands...

On a related note, I need my cooling storage for the witch hunt so next weekend there will be a huge BBQ at my place to make space in my freezers. We will try to avoid the slight error from last year that caused some people to each witch meat.

[Herman Periwinkle]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

Why this hardship? Alvin already mentioned any witches being taken before October 31 don´t qualify.

Kind regards Roland

He's clearly speaking of his previous years' trophies, you vile beast toucher! Brother Cranky is well on his way to earning the Lifetime Achievement Award for witch trophies. Can you guess which part of the body makes the best trophy? Go on. Guess witch hand.

[Roland]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

OK this is not funny. Someone took my bag with 237 hands of witches which I killed in accordance with Exodus 22:18. I am not at all amused here...

Why this hardship? Alvin already mentioned any witches being taken before October 31 don´t qualify. Perhaps someone else cares:

Kind regards Roland

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

OK this is not funny. Someone took my bag with 237 hands of witches which I killed in accordance with Exodus 22:18. I am not at all amused here...

[Herman Periwinkle]

Re: 2015 Witch Hunt!

I'm not tryin' to toot my own horn here, but I've been weaving together one of the largest nets you have ever seen in your life for the past 9 months. I will set up in front of that wicca lesbian candle store (Bedlam and Beyond or whatever it's called) and lure them in with free samples of crystal light. Witches are like jews; they can't resist free things and they LOVE crystals. I believe in kristallnacht 'cause I believe in me (winning this year)! PRAISE JESUS!