As all of you know, Helloween is a uniquely Satanic holiday.
Perhaps that is because unlike the other major holidays ( Saint Valentine's Day, Christmas, Easter, Thanskgiving (God's Gift to the Christian pilgrims) Helloween has nothing Christian about it.
It is a direct continuation of the savage rites celebrated by the pagans of ancient Europe. These people were dumb as skunks and twice as smelly. They never shaved, never bathed, and hooted and grunted like a pack of apes instead of talking in a normal language.
Some Christians try and say it is "All souls day", but we here at Landover know better dont we?
Perhaps that is because unlike the other major holidays ( Saint Valentine's Day, Christmas, Easter, Thanskgiving (God's Gift to the Christian pilgrims) Helloween has nothing Christian about it.
It is a direct continuation of the savage rites celebrated by the pagans of ancient Europe. These people were dumb as skunks and twice as smelly. They never shaved, never bathed, and hooted and grunted like a pack of apes instead of talking in a normal language.
Some Christians try and say it is "All souls day", but we here at Landover know better dont we?



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