[Buckminster Carlson]

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If your after a witch, I'd suggest putting cats in a bag. It works every time and the noise is sure to attract a witch. Otherwise, fast food.

[JennyD]

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Am I missing something? Halloween hasn't even happened yet.

It seems Vayhr took "target practice" in a new direction. BEFORE the witches were released.

Has anyone identified the bodies yet?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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Am I missing something? Halloween hasn't even happened yet.

Now they're editting my posts.

AND DELETED ONE OF MY THREADS!!!!

But, yeah, we went out on the 25th.

[JennyD]

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Speaking of which, has anyone seen Old Man Hatchet since the 25th?

I understand he likes to walk on the golf course at night . . .

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I hope this little incident won't disrupt tomorrow night's Witch Hunt. I'm flying in to Des Moines tonight, and driving up in the morning!

I did decide to go with the "low-tech" hunt version. I'm mighty handy with a crossbow:


Well, it's non-explosive, anyway. Maybe not low-tech. :wink:

It's so much more fun than a rifle, especially using barbed tips with airplane cable attached. They run a couple of yards, and then the cable runs out . . . Oh, you should hear the screams!

Oops, you will. Tomorrow night!

How many witches are there, anyway? And have they been in training so they can run fast and be a challenge, or are they being fed Twinkies to make them fat and lazy and slow?

[Remy Lebeau]

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I hope this little incident won't disrupt tomorrow night's Witch Hunt. I'm flying in to Des Moines tonight, and driving up in the morning!

I did decide to go with the "low-tech" hunt version. I'm mighty handy with a crossbow:


Well, it's non-explosive, anyway. Maybe not low-tech. :wink:

It's so much more fun than a rifle, especially using barbed tips with airplane cable attached. They run a couple of yards, and then the cable runs out . . . Oh, you should hear the screams!

Oops, you will. Tomorrow night!

How many witches are there, anyway? And have they been in training so they can run fast and be a challenge, or are they being fed Twinkies to make them fat and lazy and slow?

I think I have you beat, brother.



It was originally just a decoration I picked up back in my Air Force days when I served in Misawa. But I've had it professionally sharpened and I'm ready to get up close and personal. I'll be duel wielding the katana and wakizashi while the mrs comes in behind me to finish what I don't stop with the smaller tanto blade. They may be inept little slants, but those japs do make good swords.

I hope I bag myself a trampy gothtress like I did two years ago. I keep her in my basement for almost 4 months. I ministered to her over and over, day and night until I simply could not minister to her anymore. Then I let Brother Mayfield take a crack at her. Last I heard she was with Bobby Joe then I lost track. I do hope that she did eventually find the Light.

[JennyD]

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Brother Remy, I'm impressed at the stamina of your witnessing!

Do you witness as vigorously to the male witches?

[Remy Lebeau]

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Brother Remy, I'm impressed at the stamina of your witnessing!

My greatest witnessing achievement was my darling wife. She and her sister were raised by some big shot porn producer. The poor things were simply out of control seeing as they were taught no morals and were rich spoiled brats. I witnessed to her for hours on end until she had no choice but to accept the glory of Jesus. Now she can't get enough of Jesus warm love inside of her. We are making a difference out there. We may get alot of unsaved trash in here, but we are making a real difference out there.

Do you witness as vigorously to the male witches?

Warlocks are just too pathetic for me to have any pity on. A male witch? I mean, come on. It's like a male hairstylist, a male stewardess, a male homemaker or a male nurse. I kill them with a vengeance.

Will you be flying down her to take part in the hunt?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Mr. LeBeau, I must say I'm impressed by your weapon! I look forward to watching you repeatedly thrust into a depraved witch later this evening, even as I drive my bolt deep into another!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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Mr. LeBeau, I must say I'm impressed by your weapon! I look forward to watching you repeatedly thrust into a depraved witch later this evening, even as I drive my bolt deep into another!

ARE YU ENCURAGING THIS BUCK T RAPE WHITE WOMEN!?!?!?

[observer]

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The American Heritage Dictionary defines a Christian as "one who professes belief in Jesus as Christ and/or follows the religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus; one who lives according to the teachings of Jesus.

Matthew 19
16: And, behold, one came and said unto him, Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life?

17: And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments.

18: He saith unto him, Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness,

19: Honour thy father and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.


Matthew 22
36: Master, which is the great commandment in the law?
37: Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.
38: This is the first and great commandment.
39: And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
40: On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.


John 8
3: And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst,
4: They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.
5: Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?
6: This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.
7: So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
8: And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.
9: And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst.
10: When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee?
11: She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.
12: Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.

Where did Jesus say to maim and kill people simply because they do not follow your religion? I was taught Jesus preached forgiveness and that you should pray for your enemies(and those unsaved). Can you show me a quote from Jesus where he said to murder or maim/torture anyone but yourself?

Matthew 18
7: Woe unto the world because of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh!
8: Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
9: And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.
10: Take heed that ye despise not one of these little ones; for I say unto you, That in heaven their angels do always behold the face of my Father which is in heaven.
11: For the Son of man is come to save that which was lost.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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You've just described True Christian(tm) Landover Baptists perfectly with just a little scripture! Bless you!
Thank You, Jesus, for washing us clean of sin with Your Blood so that we can cast the stones (when legally able to do so) as commanded!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Another salad bar Christian! You just pick out the lovey-dovey stuff and ignore everything else. Just because Jesus intervened in a stoning or two doesn't mean we let people get away with breaking God's Law!


The law and the prophets were until John: since that time the kingdom of God is preached, and every man presseth into it.

And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than one tittle of the law to fail.
Luke 16:16-17




Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:17-19




We follow the whole Bible Bobo, not just the nice parts! Do I need to quote every stoning, every wrathful act of our all powerful and angry God to prove my point? Are you of those False Christians that IGNORES more than half of the KJV1611? If you are, there's already a place in Hell reserved for you! Enjoy burning for eternity sinner!


--------------------------------------I'm waiting ----for YOU!-----------------------------------------------

[agonosticinlife]

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I just don't get it.But,you know what I think.I think ya'll kill what your scared of.To call yourself people of "god"is absurd.You should all be thrown in jail for even talking about killing or maiming other people based on their beliefs.God gave us free will to make the choice of whether to worship him or not.

My grandfather was a preacher and could teach you wannabes a thing or two about it.

What would you do if the witch's started a Baptist hunt you would all be running for the hills.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I just don't get it.But,you know what I think.I think ya'll kill what your scared of.To call yourself people of "god"is absurd.You should all be thrown in jail for even talking about killing or maiming other people based on their beliefs.God gave us free will to make the choice of whether to worship him or not.

My grandfather was a preacher and could teach you wannabes a thing or two about it.

What would you do if the witch's started a Baptist hunt you would all be running for the hills.

My goodness you Unsaved Trash are lazy posters! Hello, SPACE BAR, heard of it? And we capitalize any reference to the Lord on this forum sonny! And it's "witches" when you are refering to more than one witch, and "witch's" when you are saying something like "Hey, they're sodomizing that agnostic-in-life guy with a witch's broom!"

You can't even spell your own handle right! Why do hate Jesus so much that you mangle His favorite Language, American English?