[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Clarence, you're not yet an approved True Christian™. So, you cannot participate as a hunter.

I thought you were aware that all "helpers" (members who assist True Christian™ hunters) were being given the title of Bird Dog. Didn't Sister Talitha tell you?

I'm sorry if you thought I was being rude . . . It's a great honor to be able to participate in any capacity, and indicates your continued growth in our Lord and the church!

Patience, my friend . . . maybe next year, you'll be all grown up in the Lord and able to hunt on your own!

Now I know women aren't the sharpest knives, but don't tell me you think a forum title is basis of determining someone's love and devotion to Christ Jesus? I always thought you were a cut above the typical woman. Sister Glendora is a "Senior Pastor" on these forums, but she isn't a real pastor like Pastor Pistle, Ezekiel or Billy-Reuben. The only reason I don't have the title is because I'm a Maverick.

Jenny, I am the Truest True Christian™ within Freehold. My views are 100% biblically founded. None of you can say the same seeing as you back the appointment of a female VP, which does amount to putting a woman in a position of authority over a man.

[12] But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Clearly, as a male I cannot assist a female in such a capacity. It is unbiblical, Jen. I don't have much time to debate this with you. The light is fading and it's almost time to begin the festivities. I'll let you know how many satanists I bag tomorrow after services.

[Nobar King]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

This one would be good for trapping hippies.

[JennyD]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Now I know women aren't the sharpest knives, but don't tell me you think a forum title is basis of determining someone's love and devotion to Christ Jesus? I always thought you were a cut above the typical woman. Sister Glendora is a "Senior Pastor" on these forums, but she isn't a real pastor like Pastor Pistle, Ezekiel or Billy-Reuben. The only reason I don't have the title is because I'm a Maverick.

Friend, I've worked closely on the campaign trail with the Maverick, John McCain. I've been in the political trenches with the Maverick, John McCain.

You, friend, are no John McCain.

And you don't have the title because the Department of Faith has not cleared you for it. I guess the Pastors still have some unanswered questions about you, Clarence.

Jenny, I am the Truest True Christian™ within Freehold. My views are 100% biblically founded. None of you can say the same seeing as you back the appointment of a female VP, which does amount to putting a woman in a position of authority over a man.

As Sister Shirlee Phelps-Dodge so wisely and delicately put it HERE, those verses refer to women teaching in the church. There is no comment about involvement in politics, or teaching in places other than the church.

They molest these morsels of God's goodness for their own purposes, telling less-strong Ladies of Landover the same thing, trying to silence them.

Well, nobody asked today, but I'm gonna answer anyway! To these galoots I say:

Why would you quote a verse and not even bother to read the verse and then lie about the verse?

Now Galloping Galoot - when I say words about the Bible - am I learning a thing, or am I teaching a thing? YES - that’s correct Goober - I am teaching! Now - is the thing that I am teaching a good thing or a bad thing? YES - that’s correct Goober - it is a good thing! We know that it is a good thing because it enlightens your mind to some good knowledge of the scriptures. Now - when I teach you about your perversions of God's Word - am I IN the church or am I OUT of the church (just for the sake of this discussion Gumby - I’ll just tell you - I am sitting at my desk - NOT in the church building). YES - that’s correct Gomer - I am NOT sitting in the Church of the Lord Jesus Christ, when I am teaching the men servants of God anything!

May I ask you, O Great Biblical Genius, "What about Deborah?"

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Friend, I've worked closely on the campaign trail with the Maverick, John McCain. I've been in the political trenches with the Maverick, John McCain.

You, friend, are no John McCain.

You are correct. Because I am a REAL Maverick™.

As Sister Shirlee Phelps-Dodge so wisely and delicately put it HERE, those verses refer to women teaching in the church. There is no comment about involvement in politics, or teaching in places other than the church.

May I ask you, O Great Biblical Genius, "What about Deborah?"

I didn't realize Sarah Palin was a prophetess . Anyway, Deborah clearly never read 1 Timothy 2. Same as the Israelites never read Romans 13 or Romans 14:20. And Moses never read Matthew 5: 31-32. Will you also contend that we cannot eat pork or that men can divorce their wives simply because they've grown tired of them? Do you really want to play the role of the jewess and debate New Testament vs Old Testament?

Might I also add that at no point is any edict made stating that women should or can have authority over men. There is, however, a direct commandment for women to NOT have authority over men. Deborah's position was simply a matter of circumstance and not a matter of law. Deborah was a backseat driver anyway. Barak was the real heroe. All Deborah did all day was sit under a tree and listen to peoples' problems.

And that senile old hag needs to worry more about changing her depends rather than TEACHING THE BIBLE IN THIS CHURCH!!! If she thinks for one minute that she is going to circumvent the Law by preaching here on God's Forum she is mistaken. That entire thread should be deleted!!! The Phelps crone needs to shut her yap and learn in silence. She sounds like she's preaching feminist nonsense!!!

Explain in detail where it says anything about those verses only applying to women in the church? Here is the entire chapter.

[1] I exhort therefore, that, first of all, supplications, prayers, intercessions, and giving of thanks, be made for all men;
[2] For kings, and for all that are in authority; that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty.
[3] For this is good and acceptable in the sight of God our Saviour;
[4] Who will have all men to be saved, and to come unto the knowledge of the truth.
[5] For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
[6] Who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due time.
[7] Whereunto I am ordained a preacher, and an apostle, (I speak the truth in Christ, and lie not a teacher of the Gentiles in faith and verity.
[8] I will therefore that men pray every where, lifting up holy hands, without wrath and doubting.
[9] In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
[10] But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
[11] Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
[12] But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
[13] For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
[14] And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
[15] Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

What exactly am I missing, Jen? Perhaps you are referring to 1 Corinthians 14: 34-35 maybe? That says women can't speak in church specifically.

Let's look at the qualities of a female leader.

1.) Self-indulgence (Isaiah 32:9-11)
2.) Silliness and a proneness to error (2 Timothy 3:6).
3.) Deceitfulness (Proverbs 7:10; Ecclesiastes 7:26).
4.) A zealous in promoter of superstition and idolatry (Jeremiah 7:18; Ezekiel 13:17, 23)
5.) Actions that instigate iniquity (Numbers 31:15-16; 1 Kings 21:25; Nehemiah 13:26).
6.) Easily deceived by Satan (Genesis 3:1-6; 2 Corinthians 11:3; 1 Timothy 2:14).

Women are untrustworthy and easily deceived. Why would God want women to be in any position of power over the morally and intellectually superior men? It makes zero sense. Besides, 1 Corinthians 11: 3 says man is the head of woman. 1 Corinthians 11: 8-9 says women are made for men, not the other way around.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Once again, with as much personal agony as it causes me, I must agree with Clarence.

My wife's name is Deborah and she has been the challenge that Jesus has set upon me for many years. Because of my love for Jesus I have willingly accepted this task knowing that he suffered on the Cross for me.

My torment is nothing compared to that.

YIC,
Sayved

[Jerome]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

I FOUND A LITTLE GIRL AND SHE MADE A FIRE APPEAR!!!!!!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Greetings Hellbound One,

You need to find Christ in your heart very soon.

YIC,
Sayved

I FOUND A LITTLE GIRL AND SHE MADE A FIRE APPEAR!!!!!!

[JennyD]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

You are correct.

<Irrelevant babble erased.>

Thank you! I'm glad we agree.

I FOUND A LITTLE GIRL AND SHE MADE A FIRE APPEAR!!!!!!

I suggest you take the matches away from her.

Now, can we please discuss the Witch Hunt?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Originally Posted by JennyD
Friend, I've worked closely on the campaign trail with the Maverick, John McCain. I've been in the political trenches with the Maverick, John McCain.

You, friend, are no John McCain.

You are correct. Because I am a REAL Maverick™.

Thank you! I'm glad we agree.

Yes, we both agree that I am THE Maverick™. Now that we have got that issue out of the way let's move on to the rest of my post. Jenny, I know you are merely a woman and may be having a hard time keeping up with me, but you skipped over the meat of my post. I assume you had a female moment and forget to address it because I'm sure you wouldn't refer to scripture as "irrelevant babble".
(See, what if Sarah Palin was as absent minded as you were just now? It could spell disaster for America.)

Originally Posted by JennyD
As Sister Shirlee Phelps-Dodge so wisely and delicately put it HERE, those verses refer to women teaching in the church. There is no comment about involvement in politics, or teaching in places other than the church.


May I ask you, O Great Biblical Genius, "What about Deborah?"

I didn't realize Sarah Palin was a prophetess old . Anyway, Deborah clearly never read 1 Timothy 2. Same as the Israelites never read Romans 13 or Romans 14:20. And Moses never read Matthew 5: 31-32. Will you also contend that we cannot eat pork or that men can divorce their wives simply because they've grown tired of them? Do you really want to play the role of the jewess and debate New Testament vs Old Testament?

Might I also add that at no point is any edict made stating that women should or can have authority over men. There is, however, a direct commandment for women to NOT have authority over men. Deborah's position was simply a matter of circumstance and not a matter of law. Deborah was a backseat driver anyway. Barak was the real heroe. All Deborah did all day was sit under a tree and listen to peoples' problems.

And that senile old hag needs to worry more about changing her depends rather than TEACHING THE BIBLE IN THIS CHURCH!!! If she thinks for one minute that she is going to circumvent the Law by preaching here on God's Forum she is mistaken. That entire thread should be deleted!!! The Phelps crone needs to shut her yap and learn in silence. She sounds like she's preaching feminist nonsense!!!

Explain in detail where it says anything about those verses only applying to women in the church? Here is the entire chapter.

Originally Posted by 1 Timothy 2
[1] I exhort therefore, that, first of all, supplications, prayers, intercessions, and giving of thanks, be made for all men;
[2] For kings, and for all that are in authority; that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty.
[3] For this is good and acceptable in the sight of God our Saviour;
[4] Who will have all men to be saved, and to come unto the knowledge of the truth.
[5] For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
[6] Who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due time.
[7] Whereunto I am ordained a preacher, and an apostle, (I speak the truth in Christ, and lie not a teacher of the Gentiles in faith and verity.
[8] I will therefore that men pray every where, lifting up holy hands, without wrath and doubting.
[9] In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
[10] But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
[11] Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
[12] But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
[13] For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
[14] And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
[15] Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

What exactly am I missing, Jen? Perhaps you are referring to 1 Corinthians 14: 34-35 maybe? That says women can't speak in church specifically.

Let's look at the qualities of a female leader.

1.) Self-indulgence (Isaiah 32:9-11)
2.) Silliness and a proneness to error (2 Timothy 3:6).
3.) Deceitfulness (Proverbs 7:10; Ecclesiastes 7:26).
4.) A zealous in promoter of superstition and idolatry (Jeremiah 7:18; Ezekiel 13:17, 23)
5.) Actions that instigate iniquity (Numbers 31:15-16; 1 Kings 21:25; Nehemiah 13:26).
6.) Easily deceived by Satan (Genesis 3:1-6; 2 Corinthians 11:3; 1 Timothy 2:14).

Women are untrustworthy and easily deceived. Why would God want women to be in any position of power over the morally and intellectually superior men? It makes zero sense. Besides, 1 Corinthians 11: 3 says man is the head of woman. 1 Corinthians 11: 8-9 says women are made for men, not the other way around.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Where is it I'm supposed to drop off the . . . er, "parts"?

[JennyD]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Talitha asked me to post this.

It seems she and Vayhr were getting ready for the hunt. He was cleaning her guns for her, and telling her how many witches he'd bag. She explained that only people of a certain status at Landover are allowed to hunt, but that he'd get to help her.

Last she saw him, he was sprinting toward the Landover Links Country Club with a rifle, a shotgun, and Tali's favorite Smith & Wesson!

She's out with a search party, hoping to find him before he encounters the Ladies of Landover Night Golfing Party, inconveniently held on the same evening as the Witch Hunt due to a scheduling conflict.

If you have seen Vayhr, please contact Talitha or Bobby-Joe at Landover Security immediately!

Thank you, and God bless.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Talitha asked me to post this.

Riiiiiiiiiight. Tali wanted YOU to post something she is perfectly capable of posting herself if it were true.

It seems she and Vayhr were getting ready for the hunt. He was cleaning her guns for her, and telling her how many witches he'd bag. She explained that only people of a certain status at Landover are allowed to hunt, but that he'd get to help her.

Last she saw him, he was sprinting toward the Landover Links Country Club with a rifle, a shotgun, and Tali's favorite Smith & Wesson!

She's out with a search party, hoping to find him before he encounters the Ladies of Landover Night Golfing Party, inconveniently held on the same evening as the Witch Hunt due to a scheduling conflict.

She told me you were a spiteful little minx, but I didn't want to believe her. I like to look for the good in everyone. She doesn't even like you that much. With her and Ms. Johnson (BTB) being so close and the impression that you were trying to woo Pastor Ezekiel during that whole fiasco awhile back you aren't on their BFF list. So why would she confide anything to you?

You know, Jen, I'm starting to think you may not be a true True Christian™. And now you post this libel out of spite. I'm very disappointed in you. My respect for you has definitely went down a notch. Once again more evidence why a woman shouldn't be in a position of power - TOO MUCH EMOTION, too little intellect. You need to be able to admit when you're wrong. As a woman that will be most of the time. Pride is a dangerous sin.

[17] The highway of the upright is to depart from evil: he that keepeth his way preserveth his soul.
[18] Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.
[19] Better it is to be of an humble spirit with the lowly, than to divide the spoil with the proud.

If you have seen Vayhr, please contact Talitha or Bobby-Joe at Landover Security immediately!

Thank you, and God bless.

I'm posting on the forum... how can I be missing?

Here is a post that I made a mere 2.5 hours before you may that idiotic statement: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...6&postcount=23

A mere 1 hour and 15 minutes beforehand: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...66&postcount=6

The pettier and over-emotional you women become the sloppier you get with your lies.

[3] In the mouth of the foolish is a rod of pride: but the lips of the wise shall preserve them.

P.S.
ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE HOW SHE IS AVOIDING THE FACT THAT SHE JUST GOT SCHOOLED IN BIBLICAL LAW? Pride is a b*tch, ain't it?

[JennyD]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Riiiiiiiiiight. Tali wanted YOU to post something she is perfectly capable of posting herself if it were true.

As I clearly stated, she was off looking for YOU with the search party.

You didn't harm any of the golfers, did you?

I'm posting on the forum... how can I be missing?

Here is a post that I made a mere 2.5 hours before you may that idiotic statement: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...6&postcount=23

A mere 1 hour and 15 minutes beforehand: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...66&postcount=6

Exactly. Right before you went to help Talitha polish her weaponry, as she told me. Saying you were posting a mere 1 hour and 15 minutes before something that had just happened is hardly evidence that what Talitha told me wasn't true. I hope you're not attacking Talitha's credibility, Clarence.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

As I clearly stated, she was off looking for YOU with the search party.

You didn't harm any of the golfers, did you?

Exactly. Right before you went to help Talitha polish her weaponry, as she told me. Saying you were posting a mere 1 hour and 15 minutes before something that had just happened is hardly evidence that what Talitha told me wasn't true. I hope you're not attacking Talitha's credibility, Clarence.

[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Clearly, YOUR credibility is being questioned here - nay, your very mental state. If Tali has something she wants to say she will say it. She is a strong willed woman with a mental capacity above that of the normal woman. There is nothing stopping her from corroborating your tall tale if it were true.

Now you're saying this occured yesterday, right? You ARE aware that the Witch Hunt took place on Halloween night, right? Clearly not.

Remember this post I made on the 25th?

Clearly, as a male I cannot assist a female in such a capacity. It is unbiblical, Jen. I don't have much time to debate this with you. The light is fading and it's almost time to begin the festivities. I'll let you know how many satanists I bag tomorrow after services.

So clearly we went out on Saturday night before Sunday morning service; Yet your tale takes place at 1043pm Monday night. About 48 hours after the Witch Hunt. Too little, too late.

[28] A lying tongue hateth those that are afflicted by it; and a flattering mouth worketh ruin

Why do you hate me? What is really going on here, Jen? Are you still angry that I picked Tali over you? I thought we had put that behind us. You said you were OK with us just being friends before you left for Oregon the other week after you sobered up.

Now, back to the real issue at hand: Women not being allowed to hold authority over men. I PWNED you, Jen. I PWNED you good. I'll be chronicling all the people I PWN from now on.

[Nobar King]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Am I missing something? Halloween hasn't even happened yet.