[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Although human teeth are not proof of a kill, you can make fun little crafts with them.

Here is a necklace that I made using the teeth of all the wiccans I have caught.

Be creative with the body parts! Don't just throw them away.

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

It's non of your business where i live, motherpiffleer.

Watch that mouth of yours, hussy. This is a Christian forum.

[Warrior of God]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Guess what TIME it is?!?

Yes, Folks it's that time of year again! Time to kill and maim witches and gothtards!

I'm sure you all remember the rules....but I'll list them again for the new folks.

1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.

2. Severely maiming will get you points, but it's not as good as a kill.

Now get out there and get us some witches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have fun!

Post your results here!!!

Saw this event mentioned in another thread. It sounds like a serious good time,and of course, righteous Goodly devotional service.. I wish I lived close enough to take part...

I have so many questions about the hunt . If anyone can provide answers I would be grateful.
i.e.
1.. Are there any limitations on weapon types, fire rates, calibres, ammo types.
as in can you use explosive rounds, frangibles, hollow points or dum-dums.
Are there any prohibitions on home-loads, special loads , or green dot first run offs....

2...Is there any ceiling on the kill rate, or a time out imposed after each kill.

3...Do hunters have to work alone, or can they work as teams, or even just use a spotter.

4)..Is it limited to fire-arms, or could specialists use long-bows or cross-bows. If so would some home helped explosive broadheads be ok.

5)..Can pit-traps, whip-snares, spring stakes or dead falls be used as secondary kill methods, or does it have to be an active hunt.

6) Do you operate a handicap system whereby the more experienced or otherly skilled ''hunter' plays under a par system the way they do in golf..

7)...Do all the witches have the same cull value ,or are they graded by size, age , sex , time served in depravity ?

8)..Have you ever uused a celebrity , guest-prey, type approach ,, where special targets are imported so they can be higher point-value kills.

9)..How long does it run, Is there a built in survival aspect.

10)..Does the prey have any safe-havens or home-free points whereby they can achieve a free-pass . Hope not...
Like I said
so many questions...
If I lived over there I would be like a kid ....

Heyy,,, there's a thought...
With all those demonic video pc games out there corrupting kids.
Might the witch-hunt , turned into a game ,be able to operate as a saving strategy that would reach the kids and carry God''s Holy and implanted words into lost hearts...
Might that be a way to turn one of satan's weapons against him ?

Bless you all, and God's speed ,
( and his sure eye) in your endeavours

[Glendora Christianson]

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7)...Do all the witches have the same cull value ,or are they graded by size, age , sex , time served in depravity ?

Bless you all, and God's speed ,
( and his sure eye) in your endeavours

I can't answer some of your questions, warrior, but we will be continuing our contest for the following categories...

1. Ugliest witch
2. Ugliest, fattest witch
3. Ugliest, fattest, stupidest witch
4. Ugliest, fattest, stupidest, most warty witch
5. Ugliest, fattest, stupidest, most warty lesbian witch

As far as sex, there is no limit on either three sexes of witches, that is, male, female, and confused/other. But in my opinion, the most prized trophy is a pregnant female who was on her way to the polling place to vote for Obama.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Dearest WOG,

Momma G's points are most valid, but all in all we just want to see dead wiccans and dead gothtards. How ever you do it is A-OK with us and HIM.

KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Saw this event mentioned in another thread. It sounds like a serious good time,and of course, righteous Goodly devotional service.. I wish I lived close enough to take part...

I have so many questions about the hunt . If anyone can provide answers I would be grateful.
i.e.
1.. Are there any limitations on weapon types, fire rates, calibres, ammo types.
as in can you use explosive rounds, frangibles, hollow points or dum-dums.
Are there any prohibitions on home-loads, special loads , or green dot first run offs....

2...Is there any ceiling on the kill rate, or a time out imposed after each kill.

3...Do hunters have to work alone, or can they work as teams, or even just use a spotter.

4)..Is it limited to fire-arms, or could specialists use long-bows or cross-bows. If so would some home helped explosive broadheads be ok.

5)..Can pit-traps, whip-snares, spring stakes or dead falls be used as secondary kill methods, or does it have to be an active hunt.

6) Do you operate a handicap system whereby the more experienced or otherly skilled ''hunter' plays under a par system the way they do in golf..

7)...Do all the witches have the same cull value ,or are they graded by size, age , sex , time served in depravity ?

8)..Have you ever uused a celebrity , guest-prey, type approach ,, where special targets are imported so they can be higher point-value kills.

9)..How long does it run, Is there a built in survival aspect.

10)..Does the prey have any safe-havens or home-free points whereby they can achieve a free-pass . Hope not...
Like I said
so many questions...
If I lived over there I would be like a kid ....

Heyy,,, there's a thought...
With all those demonic video pc games out there corrupting kids.
Might the witch-hunt , turned into a game ,be able to operate as a saving strategy that would reach the kids and carry God''s Holy and implanted words into lost hearts...
Might that be a way to turn one of satan's weapons against him ?

Bless you all, and God's speed ,
( and his sure eye) in your endeavours

You sound like you could help us out on our New Guinea hunting trip. There are no laws against witch hunting there. We have 5 teams signed up so far for this 2 week trip. We even got a couple of those liberal Westboro Baptist boys to join us. PM a pastor for the details.

[Warrior of God]

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You sound like you could help us out on our New Guinea hunting trip. There are no laws against witch hunting there. We have 5 teams signed up so far for this 2 week trip. We even got a couple of those liberal Westboro Baptist boys to join us. PM a pastor for the details.

That sounds like it would be a huge helping of righteous fun..
Sadly, my duties ministering to the needs and nurture of my small struggling communityy keep me pretty much nailed in place here these days..

Your post makes my feet itch though, it is a long time since I have been out that way...

New Guinea , Borneo , and certainly Timor are places that a suitably respectable cash demonstration of 'respect' in the right place can make it so you can hunt anything you might take a fancy to.

I don't know if you've been that way before , but there are a few types and tribes to be careful of.
New Guinnea has over 300 different tribal types milling abbout its small area.
Most of them are just farmers and hunters..

One or two though, well, they need staying clear oof unless they're kept well at the busy end of a reliable side-arm at least.

Personally , I wouldn't let most of some tribes that close.
The goloks and daabs they carry look rough and ready ,, but they are fast with them, and can cleave an arm off in a blink.

I imagine you will be using porters and guides from local folks.
If you do there are a few to avoid. Especially avoid using anyone from them as your recruiter or team-boss.
For a team-boss I would acttually recommend hiring in a Dyak from Borneo. Similar type of native, but they're used to working for the Brits, and tend to have habits that are more loyal.. Also, they will refuse to trust the locals and keep a well tunned eye on them for you.
As the Dyak is also an 'outsider' , they will always line up on your side.
They can also handle themselves .

Like I said,, recruiter, porters, guiides, do not take any that are from the Asmat , Kombai , Korowai , or Sawi tribes... They are all sneaky as hell , and worse , they have some odd views on what makes suitable table-meat.
Those tribes will all take one look at you and start thinking recipes and garnishes.
Get all your 'local' help to tell you their tribe's words for foreign man ( or for what they would call you) , then ask them what the words for pig , are...
listen careful,
if you get the word for pig anywhere in the words for yoursellf, dump them and get others.

The tribes that like snacking on people call foreign folks long-pig or tall-pig , sometimes even clean--pig...

I hope none of this is me trying to teach my granny how to deal with an egg.
And,,, I hope you have a major good hunt....

[JennyD]

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OMG i don't know if anbody has told you christian wackos this or not, but beating up and killing ppl is ILLEGEAL!!!!

I'm not sure what "ppl" are, or what "illegeal" means, but I do know that Freehold has established Full Biblical Law. Since God commands us not to suffer a witch to live, we are free to execute any we might find in Freehold.

THAT IS ASSAULT!! BRING GENITALS AND TEETH!?? ARE U SERIOUS!?!??!

It's not assault. It's execution, per God's Word. Silly girl!

you have 24 hours to take down this website before i report you ALL to the authoritie.You have 24 hours.

Bobby-Joe is head of the police force in Freehold. Feel free to contact him.

tick-tick-tick-tick time's running out!

I look forward to seeing him post your ridiculous email here on the site!

I thought the Bible said obey secular law!

Freehold has full Biblical Law. So we ARE following secular law. In fact, we'd be violating it if we did NOT execute witches in Freehold!

Now, wiccanpiestealer, on a completely unrelated subject, I'm wondering if you're aware of the Freehold Interfaith Celebration and Nature Hike, scheduled for mid-October? Perhaps you and a few dozen of your closest Witch friends would like to attend!

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

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I'm not sure what "ppl" are, or what "illegeal" means, but I do know that Freehold has established Full Biblical Law. Since God commands us not to suffer a witch to live, we are free to execute any we might find in Freehold.

It's not assault. It's execution, per God's Word. Silly girl!

Bobby-Joe is head of the police force in Freehold. Feel free to contact him.

tick-tick-tick-tick time's running out!

I look forward to seeing him post your ridiculous email here on the site!

Freehold has full Biblical Law. So we ARE following secular law. In fact, we'd be violating it if we did NOT execute witches in Freehold!

Now, wiccanpiestealer, on a completely unrelated subject, I'm wondering if you're aware of the Freehold Interfaith Celebration and Nature Hike, scheduled for mid-October? Perhaps you and a few dozen of your closest Witch friends would like to attend!

First of all i'm not a girl!!! Second of all your own damned bible says THOU SHALT NOT KILL. Third of all i wouldn't report anything to your lame security team, i'd report YOU guys right to the FBI! Fourth don't hold your breath to see me at your little hike.

[Jean Poole]

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First of all i'm not a girl!!! Second of all your own damned bible says THOU SHALT NOT KILL. Third of all i wouldn't report anything to your lame security team, i'd report YOU guys right to the FBI! Fourth don't hold your breath to see me at your little hike.

Actually, when it says "kill" that is KJV language for "murder". "Murder" means to kill someone unjustifiably. People like witches hate God, and so it is justified to kill them. However, that is not breaking the Commandments.

[JennyD]

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First of all i'm not a girl!!! Second of all your own damned bible says THOU SHALT NOT KILL. Third of all i wouldn't report anything to your lame security team, i'd report YOU guys right to the FBI! Fourth don't hold your breath to see me at your little hike.

First, why is your avatar of a woman, then?
Second, it also commands us to execute witches. Try reading it sometime, you might learn something.
Third, Bobby-Joe is empowered by the county sheriff (who happens to be a Landover member), and the FBI doesn't get involved in local cases.
Fourth, don't worry. Plenty of witches turn up each year to make the hike fun for all!

So, what happened to your report to the "authorities"? Shouldn't we be hearing sirens about now?

[Warrior of God]

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First of all i'm not a girl!!! Second of all your own damned bible says THOU SHALT NOT KILL. Third of all i wouldn't report anything to your lame security team, i'd report YOU guys right to the FBI! Fourth don't hold your breath to see me at your little hike.

And there we go...
You are a self-professed faker....

Those wiccan types are supposed to hold to beliefs that would prevent them from damning anyone's holy beliefs...

they also have that belief that any ill or evil a person seeks to work against others in the world , will come back on them manyfold...

you need to study the blasphemy you claim to adhere to,
otherwise you look just like someone using a fake persona too maliciously attack those of the LBC....

You need to do more homework,

You sound more downright satanic than some tree-hugging, sky clad , wiccaneer.
Shame on you, can't even do blasphemy efficiently.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm making my flight arrangements to come out for the Witch Hunt . . . what were the exact dates again? And is there a hunting lodge of some sort?

[Mezon DumbSh*t]

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I have been patient with you thus far, but this is crossing the line of both morals, and intelligence.

You idiots are duplicating the same events that started the salem witch trials. You have no proof of witch-craft unless you actually SEE someone raise an undead minion, etc.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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...

I have been patient with you thus far, but this is crossing the line of both morals, and intelligence.

You idiots are duplicating the same events that started the salem witch trials. You have no proof of witch-craft unless you actually SEE someone raise an undead minion, etc.

But sweety we have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU CALL HARRY POTTER???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rejoyce in the BLOOD OF THE LAMB BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!