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  • #76
    Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

    Originally posted by Heretic View Post
    how can you go to heaven if you are guilty of adultery while incarcerated... I sure Jesus doesn't like the people in jail either..
    You are completely ignorant - you invented the idea of adultery for homer rape, not God of I. The sin is homerism, for which the penalty is death.

    However, a True Christian cannot sin. Thus it would not be possible for me to be "homerized."

    I'm not at all sure why I am discussing this with you, you seem of limited intellect and have not the faintest idea of God's Word.

    Anyway, are you coming to Landover for the Witch Hunt? If you are, could I ask you make a nuisance of yourself in the Northeastern Sector as Bobby-Joe reports that wiccans have had a bad Fall this year and are not as numerous as we would like. Thank you.
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    • #77
      Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      You are completely ignorant - you invented the idea of adultery for homer rape, not God of I. The sin is homerism, for which the penalty is death.

      However, a True Christian cannot sin. Thus it would not be possible for me to be "homerized."

      I'm not at all sure why I am discussing this with you, you seem of limited intellect and have not the faintest idea of God's Word.

      Anyway, are you coming to Landover for the Witch Hunt? If you are, could I ask you make a nuisance of yourself in the Northeastern Sector as Bobby-Joe reports that wiccans have had a bad Fall this year and are not as numerous as we would like. Thank you.
      Thanks for the Invite ill think about it and make a checklist... M16, M203 grenade launcher, Flame Thrower, stuff to make napalm with, Thermite to burn through and disable pickup trucks, Pipe bombs, nails, thumbtacks for shrapnel... missing anything?

      And yeah... if 50 men in jail with you thats still "homerism" and thats still "getting cocked"

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      • #78
        Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

        Originally posted by Heretic View Post
        Thanks for the Invite ill think about it and make a checklist... M16, M203 grenade launcher, Flame Thrower, stuff to make napalm with, Thermite to burn through and disable pickup trucks, Pipe bombs, nails, thumbtacks for shrapnel... missing anything?

        And yeah... if 50 men in jail with you thats still "homerism" and thats still "getting cocked"
        An IED on your chest in case they catch you..

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        • #79
          Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

          Originally posted by Aspeater View Post
          Ummm... Doesn't this just prove that the very bible that is 'authorized' says not to go around beating up evildoers? Hmm... the bible contradict itself? NOoooo...
          The verse clearly said not to FRET about them, not "don't execute those who break the Law".

          Are you a retarded?
          Originally posted by Heretic View Post
          So, one of us so called "witches" got killed and you got dragged kicking and screaming to jail for it and stuck in a cell with 50 400 pound sexcrazed cellmates looking for you to be their new play toy while you wait to be judged, and the sentenced to hang till your feet stop kicking... that doesnt scare you the least bit?

          So-called witches? I'd say anyone who claims to be a witch IS a witch.

          Why would anyone be arrested for enforcing God's Law in Freehold, where God's Law is the law of the land?

          Are you also a retarded, like Aspeater?
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          • #80
            Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

            got a so called wiccan who lives right next door if anybody wants to help with him

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            • #81
              Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

              Originally posted by cooldude View Post
              got a so called wiccan who lives right next door if anybody wants to help with him
              Please give us the address of this wiccan, I am sure the Chuch will send him an overnight "care package".
              Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

              Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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              • #82
                Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                Please give us the address of this wiccan, I am sure the Chuch will send him an overnight "care package".
                he lives in estill springs tennessee, near the estill springs church of the Nazarene

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                • #83
                  Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                  Originally posted by Infernal Knight View Post
                  the 11th Satanic Law of Earth:

                  "When in open territory, bother none. If someone bothers you tell them to stop, if they do not destroy them."

                  English translation , you mess with a Satanist you will get only one chance to walk away for should you turn it down you will regret it. Wiccans, just like you xians, are spineless and they will turn the other cheek rather than fight back. Should you be fool enough to attack a Satanist you had best be ready for the fight of your life.

                  Infernal Knight
                  I just read this and couldn't walk on by...

                  What a crock of fundement drizzled posturing.

                  Some viagra dependent satanist trying to talk tough.

                  First.....read the bible, both testaments.
                  Some Christians , like me , have great affinity with aspects of the old testament.

                  On what do you base this garbage that sataniwits
                  give one chance to walk away then make you pay.
                  You're funny.

                  Most satanists are dysfunctional ,sheeplike, morons that cling to some charlatan with a bloated ego , and everything else somewhat challenged in the bloating departement , unless they can make themselves feel all powerful and puff them selves up on fake ritual.
                  You're a lot like cathoholics in that respect as well.

                  The first satanists I ever met was whilst at university. He and several of his followers were trying to pressurise a friend of mine , a very pretty girl , into becoming a member of their little boys mutual appreciation society. They started getting a little heavy with her.

                  Following her around at college and on her way home etc. Slipping nasty things through her mail box and into her locker etc..

                  They managed to scare her..
                  She told me.

                  I went to pay them a little visit at the squat where they lived and had the satanic altar...
                  oooohhhhh soooh scary...
                  guess what ?

                  Most of them ran straight off. Left through windows if they couldn't reach the doors.. and there was only me and a couple of cut down axe handles.

                  Those that didn't get out fast enough cried like girls, and begged me to stop.
                  Their dinky little altar , and the big old reversed pentacle or pentagram , whatever it's called, what was stiill left standing after three of them had been thrown through it , I made them tear it all down, totally trash it..
                  Hey , surprise , my friend never heard from them ,or even saw one of their shadows again..

                  That was 30 years ago , and I have had run ins with similar gutter smearings since, different ones, but the same pond slime types.

                  They tried to set up one of their ritual sites on our land , in part of the forest we have.

                  We are pretty remote by UK standards , and they thought they were far enough away from 'civilisation so they could play their pervert games in peace.

                  NOT ON MY LAND...
                  You ever seen a bunch of bare-assed satanits scampering here and there with backsides full of rocksalt...
                  Better than any TV...
                  and I tell you what, their clothes burn really well.

                  The bare butt, freezing , long , walk home is probably good for their shredded little souls.
                  One thing aboout it being remote , is when you let the hand brake off their car, no harm comes to anyone when the cars go rolliing down a hilll.
                  Local guy with a tow truck really looks forwards to 'their' little sessions.


                  They keep relocating to new clearings. I usually fiind them before the last rash of salt pellet sores has healed on them.

                  You know what, just like that lot 30 years ago. They know who I am , know where to fiind me....Most of them live in the villages 'close by' and are just a bunch of sexual perverts who can't function in any righteous way.
                  Despite me being easy to find , and often in the town and their villages...not one has come looking for me , not once...
                  Infact, they see me coming , they head the other way..
                  bunch of wusses.

                  Maybe they know the first secular commandment of certain kinds of
                  retired Officers....
                  1S1K... One Shot One Kill...

                  satanits are tough ?...
                  yeah right..

                  Haven't even had a cat or a chicken nailed to my door...

                  They don't roar , they just miaaow a lot...maybe that's because they're a bunch of _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ...
                  well I don''t need use the word do I ?
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                  • #84
                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                    what ever happen to that commandment "Thou shall not kill?"
                    "If you know the enemy and know yourself, your victory will not stand in doubt; if you know Heaven and know Earth, you may make your victory complete."
                    - Sun Tzu

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                    • #85
                      Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                      Originally posted by The Jackal View Post
                      what ever happen to that commandment "Thou shall not kill?"
                      Hey look....................... It's a Fly!!


                      Help me..................Help me............


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                      • #86
                        Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                        Hey look....................... It's a Fly!!


                        Help me..................Help me............
                        you know what I'm talking about, these things about killing Witches, Goths, Special Needs People, etc. Just because you believe your way is the best doesn't mean everyone will follow it, some people will have differences and disagree of what your saying.

                        Course if your trying to be a good religion try not to cross the line into MADNESS, course from my prospective, that line is getting really hazing from what I am seeing on the forums.
                        "If you know the enemy and know yourself, your victory will not stand in doubt; if you know Heaven and know Earth, you may make your victory complete."
                        - Sun Tzu

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                        • #87
                          Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                          Originally posted by The Jackal View Post
                          you know what I'm talking about, these things about killing Witches, Goths, Special Needs People, etc. Just because you believe your way is the best doesn't mean everyone will follow it, some people will have differences and disagree of what your saying.

                          Course if your trying to be a good religion try not to cross the line into MADNESS, course from my prospective, that line is getting really hazing from what I am seeing on the forums.
                          Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

                          Seems pretty cut and dry to me.
                          Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                          Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                          • #88
                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                            Originally posted by slant wannabe View Post
                            Salem witch were starting by the poor people in the West accusing the rich people in the East. They figured that since they work hard all day, and they're poor, and they see the rich people who they don't see working and are rich, they must be witches! You guys don't have they problem as you're all rich Republicans.
                            What ARE you yammering about?

                            The Salem Witch Trials were the result of local people in Salem realizing that some of their neighbors were witches. There were no "poor people in the West" hopping on wagon trains to come back east and point fingers.

                            I heard you were a retarded; this merely confirms it.

                            Speaking of confirmations, I received my confirmation for three nights at the hunting lodge. I can't wait! I've polished my gun three times today in anticipation.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
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                            • #89
                              Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                              Killing innocent people is wrong and is murder. You people have no souls and are really heartless. You are the craziest people I have ever knew.

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                              • #90
                                Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                                Originally posted by Stinky View Post
                                Killing innocent people is wrong and is murder. You people have no souls and are really heartless. You are the craziest people I have ever knew.
                                God says different, so you are wrong, slut.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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