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  • Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    The TSA is getting pretty tight on security these days; even a True Christian™ can't bring guns on the plane! How may I best transport my guns to Freehold?

    Or are we going to do crossbows this year? I heard that a few folks did that last year, and had a blast. One witch they brought in looked just like a porcupine!
    You can still check guns as luggage in a lockable gun case. Just make sure it's unloaded and that your ammo is also properly packaged. Or you could ship your gun ahead of time and just buy your ammo at the Freehold Armory on Hezekiah Avenue, right next to the TasteeFreeze.
    Last edited by Capt. Aaron Portway; 11-13-2008, 02:41 AM.
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    • Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

      Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
      You can still check guns as luggage in a lockable gun case. Just make sure it's unloaded and that your ammo is also properly packaged. Or you could ship your gun ahead of time and just buy your ammo at the Freehold Armory on Hezekiah Avenue, right next to the TasteeFreeze.
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      What's funny about shooting natives? are you jealous of the fact that they don't actively destroy their environments such as us good westerners.

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      • Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

        Originally posted by Turmion View Post
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        What's funny about shooting natives? are you jealous of the fact that they don't actively destroy their environments such as us good westerners.
        While that was a perfectly awful and unintelligible post I do have to ask one question.

        What's with that 'h' up there all by itself?
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        • Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

          Originally posted by Turnmiondeadman View Post
          howdy, y'all!!
          What's funny about shooting natives? are you jealous of the fact that they don't actively destroy their environments such as us good westerners.
          Captain, I've added my speculation about what that h meant.

          Now, Turnmiondeadman, who said anything about "shooting natives"?!

          This is a WITCH hunt.

          Witchcraft was brought to the Godly United States by Witches. God commands us to execute them for denying Him.

          Natives?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

            Originally posted by The Jackal View Post
            you know what I'm talking about, these things about killing Witches, Goths, Special Needs People, etc.
            Hold on a second.... what do you have against smiting retards?They aren't even REAL people anyways, so what you're problem??

            You know, i'd say one retarded has more evil in it's ugly deformed body, than a truck-load of Wiccans! You'll know what I'm talking about if you look one of these beasts in their eye... you can see the Devil in there, staring right back at you!

            If you don't believe me, go to a Retard Zoo or Spastic Care Home or whatever they call these things nowadays. Go see for yourself. Go look one of those Downs-beasts in the eye. You may not see it right away, but keep staring. If you look hard enough, eventually you see the creature within. Then you'll know what these creatures REALLY are! Demons! Filthy Demons, all of them! Just like it says in Genesis 6:4, when the Nephilim came down and raped human women, and made the first retardeds! Now we're surrounded with this filthy Hell-spawn!

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            • Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

              Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
              Hold on a second.... what do you have against smiting retards?They aren't even REAL people anyways, so what you're problem??

              You know, i'd say one retarded has more evil in it's ugly deformed body, than a truck-load of Wiccans! You'll know what I'm talking about if you look one of these beasts in their eye... you can see the Devil in there, staring right back at you!

              If you don't believe me, go to a Retard Zoo or Spastic Care Home or whatever they call these things nowadays. Go see for yourself. Go look one of those Downs-beasts in the eye. You may not see it right away, but keep staring. If you look hard enough, eventually you see the creature within. Then you'll know what these creatures REALLY are! Demons! Filthy Demons, all of them! Just like it says in Genesis 6:4, when the Nephilim came down and raped human women, and made the first retardeds! Now we're surrounded with this filthy Hell-spawn!
              to this post! Filthy lies!
              Filthy whore

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              • Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                Originally posted by scarlet purity View Post
                to this post! Filthy lies!
                The Bible tells us that you are unable to understand the Word of God, because your father is satan, the father of lies.

                John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                  Originally posted by Dork Maiden View Post
                  Actually everyone is innocent unless you murder someone or steal from people or rape someone.
                  That's a flat-out lie. What about people who smoke the marijuana weeds? They don't harm anyone else, but they're still guilty as sin.
                  Originally posted by Gruntharst View Post
                  Technically all of them are we as a species are known as humans and seeing as we're the only creatures on earth with higher thought...
                  Sometimes I doubt that.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                    Originally posted by scarlet purity View Post
                    to this post! Filthy lies!
                    Son, I speak nothing but Bible TRUTHS! RETARDS ARE THE DEVIL'S CHILDREN! There is NO denying it!

                    Our Church normally arrange several visits a year to these filthy places, so we can teach the children of our congregation the dangers of 'tards from an early age. We don't want our kids thinking these monsters are human. Our Pastor normally takes a few children at a time to see these animals. To show them what they really are. Sometimes it takes a few visits to see it, but most of our children, like me, see the demon first time.

                    I remember my first time when I saw a retard's true form. I had been staring into that retards eyes for almost 2 hours, with my Pastor telling me what the beast was thinking, what was going on in it's evil mind, asking me if I could see the Devil in there... I must confess I couldnt see anything at first ... and then God came into me and opened my eyes! I saw that disgusting drooling tard for the Demon it truly was! Glory!

                    It is a shame that people like you are so lost... I will pray for your soul.

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                    • Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                      Originally posted by scarlet purity View Post
                      to this post!
                      Here, take a look at THIS...



                      You can't tell me this ISN'T a DEMON! Just look at it's eyes!! ...Pure evil... If that don't PROVE retardeds have devil-blood runnin' through their veins, I don't know what will!!!

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                      • Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                        Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                        Son, I speak nothing but Bible TRUTHS! RETARDS ARE THE DEVIL'S CHILDREN! There is NO denying it!

                        Our Church normally arrange several visits a year to these filthy places, so we can teach the children of our congregation the dangers of 'tards from an early age. We don't want our kids thinking these monsters are human. Our Pastor normally takes a few children at a time to see these animals. To show them what they really are. Sometimes it takes a few visits to see it, but most of our children, like me, see the demon first time.

                        I remember my first time when I saw a retard's true form. I had been staring into that retards eyes for almost 2 hours, with my Pastor telling me what the beast was thinking, what was going on in it's evil mind, asking me if I could see the Devil in there... I must confess I couldnt see anything at first ... and then God came into me and opened my eyes! I saw that disgusting drooling tard for the Demon it truly was! Glory!

                        It is a shame that people like you are so lost... I will pray for your soul.
                        Retards are not the devils children tha roles been reserved for landover baptists, also what proof have you got of the bible being true? I know you'll say it is written by god and therefore true, but what proof have you got that it was written by god and just some stoned arab?

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                        • Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                          Originally posted by Turdmion View Post
                          Retards are not the devils children
                          So YOU say ... but the Bible tells us different. Who do you expect me to believe?? A worthless little fag athiest like yourself ??? Or God???

                          I've seen enough of these demons with my own eyes to know what they are ... did you even LOOK at the picture I posted??? Can you still deny what you see with your own eyes??

                          If so, you are pathetic!

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                          • Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                            Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                            Here, take a look at THIS...



                            You can't tell me this ISN'T a DEMON! Just look at it's eyes!! ...Pure evil... If that don't PROVE retardeds have devil-blood runnin' through their veins, I don't know what will!!!

                            Her eyes look that way because she's blind - or didn't you notice the BRAILLE copy of Harry Potter?
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                            • Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                              Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                              Her eyes look that way because she's blind - or didn't you notice the BRAILLE copy of Harry Potter?
                              A blind demon is just as bad! I see they gave her a helmet haircut, maybe it helps take the blow when she repeatedly falls down?
                              Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                              Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                              • Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                                Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                                So YOU say ... but the Bible tells us different. Who do you expect me to believe?? A worthless little fag athiest like yourself ??? Or God???

                                I've seen enough of these demons with my own eyes to know what they are ... did you even LOOK at the picture I posted??? Can you still deny what you see with your own eyes??

                                If so, you are pathetic!
                                I'm not a fag that's for sure and what I wnt to know is who wrote the bible for god list of names please, and how do you know they were godly and not just liars.

                                And a further point people with disabilities are not demons, they for a start are far less twisted than the average 'true christian' and problem have a better understanding of the world learning difficulties or not.

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