[Aspciater]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Those verses, like all verses in the Holy Bible, need to be taken in context. If God says "Do not kill"and then turns around and says "Kill witches, queers, muslims, etc", then He clearly means something other than what it appears. When God commands us not to kill, He means not to murder our fellow True Christians™.



That's good, because you would be completely unsuccessful in persuading any of us to abandon Jesus, who died (temporarily) on the cross for us.

I replied to your very first post here, but I guess you must have missed that. I advised you to read THIS thread throughly, so that you might better understand our church.




That's just pure Hinduism there, girl. We are normal (White) True Christians™, not worshipers of 1,001 false demon gods with elephant heads. JESUS decides what "goes around and comes around." Not some dothead who can't even keep his own excrement out of his food.

Oh! See I thought you guys took the whole bible literally, just some parts though.

How is that Hinduism? I've never even studied it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

It's nice that you took the time to compile all the verses that make you feel better about hurting/killing people....

What about Thou shalt not murder? Or Judge not lest ye be judged?

Those verses, like all verses in the Holy Bible, need to be taken in context. If God says "Do not kill"and then turns around and says "Kill witches, queers, muslims, etc", then He clearly means something other than what it appears. When God commands us not to kill, He means not to murder our fellow True Christians(tm).

Look... I'm not trying to change anyone's mind here... I'm still trying to figure out if it's a joke or not, but if it's not there's certainly nothing I could say or quote to make you believe other than what you are typing.

That's good, because you would be completely unsuccessful in persuading any of us to abandon Jesus, who died (temporarily) on the cross for us.

I replied to your very first post here, but I guess you must have missed that. I advised you to read THIS thread throughly, so that you might better understand our church.

Everything that comes around goes around... if you live your life in fear and hatred, that's what you'll get and see. I don't need to go around hunting and hurting people that do wrong, because I know that they are making their own 'little hell' (for lack of a better word) here on earth... it makes me sad, but people have to come to the light on their own. We just need to be open and ready to give them a hand when they want it.

That's just pure Hinduism there, girl. We are normal (White) True Christians(tm), not worshipers of 1,001 false demon gods with elephant heads. JESUS decides what "goes around and comes around." Not some dothead who can't even keep his own excrement out of his food.

[Aspciater]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

The Bible does not contradict itself to those who have eyes to read it.

Ever heard of these verses?

It's nice that you took the time to compile all the verses that make you feel better about hurting/killing people....

What about Thou shalt not murder? Or Judge not lest ye be judged?

Look... I'm not trying to change anyone's mind here... I'm still trying to figure out if it's a joke or not, but if it's not there's certainly nothing I could say or quote to make you believe other than what you are typing.


Everything that comes around goes around... if you live your life in fear and hatred, that's what you'll get and see. I don't need to go around hunting and hurting people that do wrong, because I know that they are making their own 'little hell' (for lack of a better word) here on earth... it makes me sad, but people have to come to the light on their own. We just need to be open and ready to give them a hand when they want it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Ummm... Doesn't this just prove that the very bible that is 'authorized' says not to go around beating up evildoers? "Trust also in Him; and He shall bring it to pass" So go to bible study, have your prayer groups, and HE will take care of the evildoers.
Perhaps elsewhere in the 'authorized' bible it says hunt'em down and beat'em up...

Hmm... the bible contradict itself? NOoooo...

The Bible does not contradict itself to those who have eyes to read it.

Ever heard of these verses?

What the Bible says about Capital Punishment

For Adultery

And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death. -- Leviticus 20:10

For Animals

If an ox gore a man or a woman, that they die: then the ox shall be surely stoned. -- Exodus 21:28

For Beastiality


Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 22:19

And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. -- Leviticus 20:15

And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -- Leviticus 20:16

For Blasphemy

He that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him. -- Leviticus 24:16

For Breaking the Sabbath

Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 31:14

Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 31:15

Six days shall work bedone, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death. -- Exodus 35:2

For Disobedient children


He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. -- Exodus 21:15

He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17

For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him. -- Leviticus 20:9

For Homosexuality

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -- Leviticus 20:13

For Incest

And the man that lieth with his father's wife hath uncovered his father's nakedness: both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -- Leviticus 20:11

And if a man lie with his daughter in law, both of them shall surely be put to death: they have wrought confusion; their blood shall be upon them. -- Leviticus 20:12

And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you. -- Leviticus 20:14

For Murder

Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed. -- Genesis 9:6

For Rape Victims who don't cry out loudly enough

If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you. -- Deuteronomy 22:23-24

For Stealing Slaves

He that stealeth a man, and selleth him, or if he be found in his hand, he shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:16

For not being a Virgin on the night of the wedding

If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her ... and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate.... But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.-- Deuteronomy 22:13-22

For Witches

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. -- Exodus 22:18

For Worshipping another god

He that sacrificeth unto any god save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed. -- Exodus 22:20

[Aspciater]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

1 [A Psalm of David.] Fret not thyself because of evildoers, neither be thou envious against the workers of iniquity.
2 For they shall soon be cut down like the grass, and wither as the green herb.
3 Trust in the LORD, and do good; so shalt thou dwell in the land, and verily thou shalt be fed.
4 Delight thyself also in the LORD; and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart.
5 Commit thy way unto the LORD; trust also in him; and he shall bring it to pass.
6 And he shall bring forth thy righteousness as the light, and thy judgment as the noonday.

Psalm 37 obviously shows that when you are a True Christian ™, He shall give you the desires of your heart. He shall also bring RIGHTEOUSNESS as the light. Therefore, he will bless Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Not very clever, are you, LIEberal in Satan's Arms?

Ummm... Doesn't this just prove that the very bible that is 'authorized' says not to go around beating up evildoers? "Trust also in Him; and He shall bring it to pass" So go to bible study, have your prayer groups, and HE will take care of the evildoers.
Perhaps elsewhere in the 'authorized' bible it says hunt'em down and beat'em up...

Hmm... the bible contradict itself? NOoooo...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

I am sorry, I do not read the bible.

Apology accepted. You should also apologize to Jesus, then repent and correct your error by reading the Holy Word of God from cover to cover.

I have not read the bible, only certain passages and quotes. Stranger in a Strange Land is my bible (I know I am a sinner and am damned to hell). I know that witchcraft is "Satans" work, in your eyes, and I am sorry I do not believe in this, but I respect your views on this subject.

Reading "certain passages and quotes" will only give you a twisted view of what God expects from us all. Taking God out of context is absurd. There is only one Bible, and it is the KJV1611 Authorized Version. It is to be read and understood as a whole, not cherry-picked.

I am also sorry that you had to make fun of the pain of drugs and the pain that mental retardation causes, to get your point across. That, I am sorry, is very low. Jesus Loved and Loves everyone. And you just brought a little more pain in the world by comparing me to someone who, sadly, decided to go down the path of drugs, and someone, who was born the way they are, and can't do anything about that. That my good person, in my opinion is low.

It may well be your opinion that Jesus loved to eat spaghetti with meatballs, but unless it can be backed up with actual scripture, then it is meaningless conjecture. Jesus most certainly does NOT love everyone. That is a classic false Christian notion that our church takes a strong stance on.

May I suggst that you read THIS thread, specifically designed for new posters such as yourself?

another point that I would like to bring up is that I do believe in God. But not in the traditional way. Everyone is God. And I depend and Rely on the virtues of Everyone (God) to make this world a better place.

I love you all
Thou art God.

That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Can you create the universe in 6 days? Can you turn water into wine? I sure can't.

Let me ask you something in all seriousness, pal; Are on the drugs?

[Unity_through_faith]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

I am sorry, I do not read the bible. I have not read the bible, only certain passages and quotes. Stranger in a Strange Land is my bible (I know I am a sinner and am damned to hell). I know that witchcraft is "Satans" work, in your eyes, and I am sorry I do not believe in this, but I respect your views on this subject.

I am also sorry that you had to make fun of the pain of drugs and the pain that mental retardation causes, to get your point across. That, I am sorry, is very low. Jesus Loved and Loves everyone. And you just brought a little more pain in the world by comparing me to someone who, sadly, decided to go down the path of drugs, and someone, who was born the way they are, and can't do anything about that. That my good person, in my opinion is low.


another point that I would like to bring up is that I do believe in God. But not in the traditional way. Everyone is God. And I depend and Rely on the virtues of Everyone (God) to make this world a better place.

I love you all
Thou art God.

[JennyD]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Remember the witches in the Shakespeare play Macbeth???

yeah that was a cool play guys.

and it was Macbeth that was the true culprit.
the supernatural had nothing to do with that.

So?

If you bothered reading any part of this thread before spouting off like a drug-addled retard, you'd see that we've addressed repeatedly that God directs us, "Thou shalt not suffer A WITCH to live", not "Thou shalt not suffer A SUCCESSFUL WITCH to live".

Practicing witchcraft earns the death penalty according to God; the sin is turning from Him and trying to circumvent His power instead of relying upon Him for everything, as a good Christian does.

Christians know that we must depend entirely upon God, because we, being mere humans, are not capable of taking charge of our own lives.

If you read the Bible, you'd know this.

[Matthew Gabriel]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Well, maybe not burn him because he's already dead, but at least burn and boycott his works. His works do nothing but rot your mind and sway your mindset to blood and witchery.

[Kalmah]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Shakespeare is a nice author and his works were and are very great. However, the ideals and writing in his literature are completely anti-christian and you should not quote or much less read his works.

Yes he was a witch! the devils whore! burn him!

[Matthew Gabriel]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Shakespeare is a nice author and his works were and are very great. However, the ideals and writing in his literature are completely anti-christian and you should not quote or much less read his works.

[Unity_through_faith]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Remember the witches in the Shakespeare play Macbeth???

yeah that was a cool play guys.

and it was Macbeth that was the true culprit.
the supernatural had nothing to do with that.

[Hecate]

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Lying crumpled up on the ground crying like a girl isn't considered self defense or self preservation

True... that's why I wouldn't do it... you seem to think none of us can slice your neck if you come running with false threats...

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Im a witch, should any of you come near me threatening me, I shall remember that... self defense and self preservation is legal

Lying crumpled up on the ground crying like a girl isn't considered self defense or self preservation

[Hecate]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

We don't use the New Infernal perVersion here, Dimtwit, and "legally execute" is not the same as "murder", now IS IT?

Are you suggesting that God contradicted Himself in His Word?

Im a witch, should any of you come near me threatening me, I shall remember that... self defense and self preservation is legal