[Jenni111]

Re: What are you dressing up as?

The kids in my community shoot fireworks at people on halloween...

[Miss April]

Re: What are you dressing up as?

I'm dressing up as Wonder Women this year

[Robert Hutchins]

Re: What are you dressing up as?

Halloween.... I don't want any of these New Jersey heathens giving out their "treats" to my daughter. Anyone stopping at my house can expect an all-night lecture from my KJV1611 Bible, and nothing else.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: What are you dressing up as?

I think Elmer and I are going as Jim and Tammy Faye Baker. But we haven't figured out which of us is going as what yet.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: What are you dressing up as?

I think Elmer and I are going as Jim and Tammy Faye Baker. But we haven't figured out which of us is going as what yet.

Jim Bakker has been a close and dear friend of mine for over 35 years, along with Tammy Faye (when she was alive). In fact, I helped them found TBN back in 1973 with the Crouches when I was a silent partner in the deal. If you want, I can call Jim up and see if he could lend you some of his actual clothes and hairpieces for a very authentic costume. There's also some of Tammy Faye's makeup and jewelry but I think he auctioned most of them off.

Talk to me at church on Sunday if you're interested, Mother Glendora. (I'll be doing the 11 a.m. service)

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: What are you dressing up as?

I'm dressing up as a nurse! I love halloween, everyone gets to dress up sexy and have fun!

THERE IS NOTHING SEXY ABOUT BEING A NURSE!
I am homely and strange looking with zero sex appeal! Don't turn my calling into a costume and celebrate satan's birthday in it!
As for me, I will be smacking the food beggars with KJV's ,as I do every year.

[confedchick]

Re: What are you dressing up as?

I thought it was improper for Christians to dress in costume. I am not dressing up as anything - simply dressing up! K no longer allows me to wear pants as the norm so I bought a week's worth of pretty dresses to wear - a different one each day!
I am working on changing my wardrobe completely over but silk and chiffon dresses don't come cheap!

[Jared H. Price]

Re: What are you dressing up as?

I plan on wearing a black hood and going as an atheist. It's not for fun, though. I plan to infiltrate and get to the heart of one of their satanic covens. Once there, I've got a 5lb mixture of black powder and nails I picked up at a local hardware store to throw on their sacrificial pyre.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: What are you dressing up as?

I never dress up. I turn all of my lights off and put signs in the windows that says "Shoo Demons" and lock myself in my prayer closted and pray until the night is over. Some times Pastor Zeke or Brother Remy will come over and lock themselves in with me.

Satan's birthday is the scariest night of the year!

Usually on Satan's Birthday, I hope that JESUS will spare us from the evil of that day and bring about the RAPTURE! I make sure my hair and dress are extra pretty in case that is the day I get to finally meet HIM!!!!!!!!!


SHOUT GLORY!

[Once was lost]

Re: What are you dressing up as?

I'll stay downstairs and read the Bible while Satan's Liberal little Queers hunt for treats.

[Nephilim]

Re: What are you dressing up as?

Is it really Satan's Birthday?

[Mordecai]

Re: What are you dressing up as?

I'm dressing up as a character from a film/comic called The Crow.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: What are you dressing up as?

I'm dressing up as a character from a film/comic called The Crow.

So in other words, it's just a normal day for you.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[DeadonDemonDrool]

Re: What are you dressing up as?

I think ima dress up like a cat or maybe like a little farmer with a toothpick? What are you guys doing?

I'm going as a Gypsy!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: What are you dressing up as?

I'm going as a Gypsy!

And you are going to HELL for celebrating Satan's birthday!