[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

ROTFLMAO!!!! Hypocritical menfolk.

In what way are we hypocritical? Our actions match our words.

Do you know what "hypocritical" means?

Now, here is your proof that Jesus did marry a whore:

I'm afraid you'll have to try again. An unsourced essay from a Pagan website hardly counts as proof. The author cited no evidence to back up his or her claims. That essay is nothing more than the author's own opinions, yet you take it as fact.

Like I asked before, have you ever tried thinking for yourself, or do you just believe anything that anyone who calls themselves a pagan has to say?

This came directly from a CHRISTIAN website.......now what asswipe?

So now you stoop to telling blatant lies to make your point. Paralumun New Age Village is NOT a Christian website. It doesn't even claim to be one.

It does, however, have lots of information about witchcraft.

[Aptopic]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

In my experience most men tend to think with something other then their brain... it must give them a sense of entitlement... me, i prefer to think with the head on my shoulders, tyvm

You almost made me cry with your insinuation that i don't think alot... obviously you don't think very much yourself seeing as you mindlessly spout the same drivel that i'm sure you're "Spiritual head" has been spouting... heaven forbid you think for yourself...

Talitha Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here
I'm so glad that the Godly menfolk are here to put you right

you make me sick

[Little Fae]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

Ooooooooooooooooooooooook. So, a minister is not a true Christian because that, my hypocrite, is where I got it from. My father also confirms it and he is a Southern Baptist minister. You people are nothing more than a Satanic ritualistic cult. Kind of like that guy in Waco. Brainwashing everyone to believe as you think they should believe. If a man ever laid a hand on me, they would have my Sig 9mm right between their eyes. Think I am playing come on to Virginia you coward. You talk about killing someone, come on to Virginia....I am waiting.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

ROTFLMAO!!!! Hypocritical menfolk. My opinions are of my own. NO MAN will EVER control me. I think it is pathetic that these women, and I use the term loosely, allow themselves to be beaten and whored out because they are told by their husbands that is how it is going to be. Weak minded people. I guess you see that the witches have converged.

Protection of Sage
Condemnation to thee
Goddess, our Lady, protect us from these.

So Mote It Be!!!

Like I told little miss whore, go get piffleed. A good stiff cock inside you might loosen up that tight little ass of yours. And YES I do have a dark side...you want to see more of it? Jealousy really doesn't look good on you, little whore. Not a very becoming color...doesn't match your eyes. Oh wait, anything goes with shit color.

Now, here is your proof that Jesus did marry a whore:

Being the heir to the Davidic line Jesus was obliged to marry by law. Jesus was also required to have at least two sons. Marriage was an important step in the progress of the heir from initiation to full community membership in the kingly line.
The rules of dynastic wedlock were a complicated matter. A lengthy period of courtship was followed by a first marriage in September. After this a physical relationship was allowed in December.
If conception was confirmed, a second marriage took place in March to legalize the wedding. During the trial period between the first marriage and the second marriage the bride was regarded in law as an almah (virgin).
The betrothal communion took place in June 6, A.D. 30.
One of the reasons there is no mention of the marriage in the new testament is that the catholic church deliberately removed it by church decree.

In September A.D.33 a daughter was born to Jesus and Mary. Her name was Tamar, meaning palm tree.
Jesus then entered a fully celibate state for three years as required. During this time in keeping with the rules Mary was to have no physical contact with Jesus. During the three years of celibacy Mary was referred to as a widow, a very different meaning to what widow means in current society.
The three year period of monastic separation expired in A.D. 36. Physical relations between Jesus and Mary were once again permitted.
As required by messianic rules the next birth took place in A.D. 37. Jesus and Mary had a son which was named Jesus.
In A.D. 44 Jesus and Mary had their third and final child. The word of God grew and multiplied (acts 12:24). This son was the most important, he was the grail child, and he was called Joseph.

It was Mary who made the decision to separate from Jesus. She had opposite religious views to Jesus. They decided to divorce, and parted ways amicably.
Another problem was whether the marriage was legal in the first place. This is because Mary had been married and divorced before.
Paul was of the view that divorce was legal and allowed, therefore the marriage between Jesus and Mary had been legal.
Jesus married again in A.D. 50 to a women by the name of Lydia. The marriage of Jesus to Lydia provoked intense criticism.
Jesus and Mary were normal people like you and me. They had their ups and downs and went through the same sorts of problems that everyone else experiences in life.

This came directly from a CHRISTIAN website.......now what asswipe?

That's not from the Bible. Those people are false Christians.

[Little Fae]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

ROTFLMAO!!!! Hypocritical menfolk. My opinions are of my own. NO MAN will EVER control me. I think it is pathetic that these women, and I use the term loosely, allow themselves to be beaten and whored out because they are told by their husbands that is how it is going to be. Weak minded people. I guess you see that the witches have converged.

Protection of Sage
Condemnation to thee
Goddess, our Lady, protect us from these.

So Mote It Be!!!

Like I told little miss whore, go get fucked. A good stiff cock inside you might loosen up that tight little ass of yours. And YES I do have a dark side...you want to see more of it? Jealousy really doesn't look good on you, little whore. Not a very becoming color...doesn't match your eyes. Oh wait, anything goes with shit color.

Now, here is your proof that Jesus did marry a whore:

Being the heir to the Davidic line Jesus was obliged to marry by law. Jesus was also required to have at least two sons. Marriage was an important step in the progress of the heir from initiation to full community membership in the kingly line.
The rules of dynastic wedlock were a complicated matter. A lengthy period of courtship was followed by a first marriage in September. After this a physical relationship was allowed in December.
If conception was confirmed, a second marriage took place in March to legalize the wedding. During the trial period between the first marriage and the second marriage the bride was regarded in law as an almah (virgin).
The betrothal communion took place in June 6, A.D. 30.
One of the reasons there is no mention of the marriage in the new testament is that the catholic church deliberately removed it by church decree.

In September A.D.33 a daughter was born to Jesus and Mary. Her name was Tamar, meaning palm tree.
Jesus then entered a fully celibate state for three years as required. During this time in keeping with the rules Mary was to have no physical contact with Jesus. During the three years of celibacy Mary was referred to as a widow, a very different meaning to what widow means in current society.
The three year period of monastic separation expired in A.D. 36. Physical relations between Jesus and Mary were once again permitted.
As required by messianic rules the next birth took place in A.D. 37. Jesus and Mary had a son which was named Jesus.
In A.D. 44 Jesus and Mary had their third and final child. The word of God grew and multiplied (acts 12:24). This son was the most important, he was the grail child, and he was called Joseph.

It was Mary who made the decision to separate from Jesus. She had opposite religious views to Jesus. They decided to divorce, and parted ways amicably.
Another problem was whether the marriage was legal in the first place. This is because Mary had been married and divorced before.
Paul was of the view that divorce was legal and allowed, therefore the marriage between Jesus and Mary had been legal.
Jesus married again in A.D. 50 to a women by the name of Lydia. The marriage of Jesus to Lydia provoked intense criticism.
Jesus and Mary were normal people like you and me. They had their ups and downs and went through the same sorts of problems that everyone else experiences in life.

This came directly from a CHRISTIAN website.......now what asswipe?

[Talitha]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

I'm so glad that the Godly menfolk are here to put you right

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

I almost spit out my drink laughing when i read that... welcome to the 21st century. you sad, strange, little man

The Word of the Lord is timeless - the day, the month, the year, nay the century, is irrelevant.

As a man I can tell you that women's brains become quickly exhausted*. I think that yours must have been overcome - I suggest an early night for you and up early to do the washing and cleaning - that'll make you feel a whole lot better. It's nice to have a purpose in life don't you think**?

*This is because women think in squiggly lines, rather than the straight lines of a man.

**Well, you probably don't think a lot, but never mind.

[Aptopic]

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I googled 'aptorian' and the results were not nice. You have a dark side to you, little girl.

Yes, it happens to be the name of a character in a very amazing series of books... but i wouldn't expect you to have read them, they're not part of the bible >.> and also the Aptorian is a female, not a male

I have looked in both Testaments and I find nothing to prevent anyone, male or female have opnions or for that matter onions, or opticals are allowed. Opinions are, however, as you say, a matter for men.

Oh noes... i spelled it wrong...

A woman may have as many opinions as she wishes, except that they must be those of her father before marriage and those of her husband after marriage. Upon widowhood, she then has a right to opinions, as long as they are in line with God's word (as explained by a man.)

There dear, isn't that nice for you? No need to worry your pretty little head about anything for a while.

I almost spit out my drink laughing when i read that... welcome to the 21st century. you sad, strange, little man

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

Prove he was married? Right after you prove he EXISTED, and NOT quote the bible. Prove to me Christ EXISTED, then prove to me which of the 4 gospels are FACT. They don't agree with each other, so tell me which on is fact. I am waiting patiently.

Hold on just a minute. Little Fae claimed that it was a HISTORICAL FACT that Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene. I asked her to provide proof of that claim. Now YOU are trying to move the goal posts, friend. If this were a debate forum, you would be banned for trying to cheat.

Once Little Fae proves that the historical Jesus was in fact married to the historical Mary Magdalene, I will give you the proof that the historical Jesus existed. You can help her if you want -- that's allowed, because as I have already said this is not a debate forum.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

Sigh... why does everyone automaticly think i'm a guy... are females not allowed to have opnions?

I have looked in both Testaments and I find nothing to prevent anyone, male or female have opnions or for that matter onions, or opticals are allowed. Opinions are, however, as you say, a matter for men.

A woman may have as many opinions as she wishes, except that they must be those of her father before marriage and those of her husband after marriage. Upon widowhood, she then has a right to opinions, as long as they are in line with God's word (as explained by a man.)

There dear, isn't that nice for you? No need to worry your pretty little head about anything for a while.

[Nobar King]

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Awww... was that supposed to be a burn? Nooblet, learn some better insults, kthxbye

That's cute, I like that much better than Fubar.

The reason the members here assumed you were male was from your name. Aptorian sounds male. If you had chosen Aptoria, I assure you that no one would have mistaken your gender identity.

I googled 'aptorian' and the results were not nice. You have a dark side to you, little girl.

[Aptopic]

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Sir, it is my belief that you never were, and never have been a Christian.

Oh look everyone! Aptorian has proven me correct! He is not a Christian!

Sigh... why does everyone automaticly think i'm a guy... are females not allowed to have opnions? oh wait... we're supposed to be subservient little mice, my bad lol

The point of Christianity is laid out in both Testaments, wherein God gives His Commands and Commandments for His people to achieve Eternal life. He never mentioned making up your own religion from a selection.

Considering that most denomitations of christianity contradict each other repeatedly, i'm pretty sure that's what you all have done...

Are you three all posting from the same dorm room right now? That would be cute

Awww... was that supposed to be a burn? Nooblet, learn some better insults, kthxbye

[Nobar King]

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Are you three all posting from the same dorm room right now? That would be cute.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

This thread is a prime example of the appalling ignorance and hypocrisy that you "True Christians" embody... it makes me embarassed and ashamed to have ever had anything to do with the christian faith, dispite the few good, honest, unjudgmental people that i knew through it

Sir, it is my belief that you never were, and never have been a Christian. You have decided yourself to construct a small god from the parts of the bible with which you think that you should agree. The point of Christianity is laid out in both Testaments, wherein God gives His Commands and Commandments for His people to achieve Eternal life. He never mentioned making up your own religion from a selection.

However, i am very honored and blessed to know Little Fae and Shaman, as they are two of the most genuine and caring people i have met in the past years and i am proud to call them friends

How sad...

Love thy neighbor as thyself, did not include a exception clause

Oh look everyone! Aptorian has proven me correct! He is not a Christian! The first question you need to ask is "Who is my neighbor" the second is "What should be done with non-Christians?"

The first is answered in 2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

The second is answered in one of my favorite verses that Jesus speaks, Lu:19:27: But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

FLAME ON you ignorant bastards, FLAME ON

Flame sir? Flame? Why should I do that when your heathenism shows what a fool you are?

[Talitha]

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Your quoting the Old Testament, did you give your first born?

As a matter of fact, The Lord took my first born. He died in my Womb.
I guess Jesus didn't think I deserved to have a Cripper for a child.
PRAISE JESUS

However, I don't need Unsaved Scum like you reminding me about it