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I know Helloween is Satan's birthday and all, but is it okay to dress up like Jesus for this wicked day? I saw this awesome Jesus costume in the mall that's practically begging for me to purchase and wear. Maybe it'll help ward off the evil spirits throughout the day. Any thoughts?
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I am very enthusiastic about your idea, but only if "Jesus" is allowed to smite the Helloween sinners with throwing stones and perhaps even automatic weapons.Originally posted by Every Knee View PostJesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief. -
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Originally posted by Every Knee View Post
So...are you going for something formal - Last Supper robe - or something more stunning - large cross over the shoulder & perhaps a simple crown of thorns?
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.Comment
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I figured I'd go the Last Supper route - that way I'll have a convenient way to carry/hide my tracts and automatic weapons.
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Originally posted by Every Knee View PostI figured I'd go the Last Supper route - that way I'll have a convenient way to carry/hide my tracts and automatic weapons.
What a piker! Not even a small crown of thorns - are you so unprepared to suffer for your belief,then?
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.Comment
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How would you even know what Jesus looked like to dress up as him? They did not have cameras back in those days. And I doubt he had bright blue eyes with natural curly/brown/ long hair and pale skin. Men having long hair is a sin...Originally posted by Every Knee View Post
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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God made us in His image. Jesus' father is God. I assure you, and contrary to various crazy conspiracy websites, that Jesus Christ is as blonde-haired and blue-eyed as I am.Originally posted by Seeker View Post
He certainly wasn't a nigra, as this porch monkey crack head claims.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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He certainly can't look like you. You don't believe man came from monkeys.
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I bet him and Hannity used too smoke the same crack.
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.Comment
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A more appropriate depiction of the Holiest of Holy men, Jesus, would have to be this right here:
If you're looking for weapons to smite sinners and homers, I would be able to assist you in your search.Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.Comment
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Originally posted by Every Knee View Post
wow im a bit late here for this forum... sorry guys i have just discovered god only recently i used to be a horrible athiest but not anymore i am a changed man! and i would say yes go as jesus that would be an amazing costume
by the way i would wish all athiest could do as i did and discover god... repent before it is to late!
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Wow, that was the fastest conversion to False Christianity and back I've ever seen!Originally posted by kemperanger View Post
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Why doesn't he just nail himself to a portable cross while he's at it...Comment
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He doesn't need to. He's Banned into Aeternal Damnation. Can't you read?Originally posted by Hebrew Hammer View Post
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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No, I'm illiterate...Originally posted by Sister Talitha View PostHe doesn't need to. He's Banned into Aeternal Damnation. Can't you read?Comment
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