[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus Costume

Contemporary textual evidence on Jesus' life is scarce, and specific descriptions of his appearance even more so. There are no direct references to his appearance during his physical lifetime, though Revelation 1:13–16 describes his features as he appears in his heavenly form, as seen in a vision by John the Divine. These have sometimes been used in modern arguments concerning Jesus' race,

1:14 His head and [His] hairs [were] white like wool, as white as snow; and His eyes [were] as a flame of fire;

White hair... Eyes red like fire? It sounds as if Jesus was albino.

Don't make me laugh! You come in here spewing anti-Christian hatred and want us to abandon Jesus based on the lies posted in Wickerpedia?

Did you know that ANYONE is allowed to post nonsense in there, and spread whatever lies and crackpot rumors they fancy? Plus the place is run by joos...

I'll take Jesus and the promise of everlasting life over the obvious lies of your father satan anyday, thank you very much.

['Merican (On Moderation)]

Re: Jesus Costume

Contemporary textual evidence on Jesus' life is scarce, and specific descriptions of his appearance even more so. There are no direct references to his appearance during his physical lifetime, though Revelation 1:13–16 describes his features as he appears in his heavenly form, as seen in a vision by John the Divine. These have sometimes been used in modern arguments concerning Jesus' race,

1:14 His head and [His] hairs [were] white like wool, as white as snow; and His eyes [were] as a flame of fire;

White hair... Eyes red like fire? It sounds as if Jesus was albino.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Jesus Costume

1. You can't recognize the most overt sarcasm

Friend,

This is not some joke forum. Please give treat the topic with the dignity it deserves.

YIC,
BJ Tabor

[Metal Moses]

Re: Jesus Costume

Illiteracy already qualifies you for damnation (not that you need to be qualified anymore). How are you supposed to read the Bible? Did you know that Satan is illiterate too? That's why he doesn't just read what's going to happen to him at the end of time. Literacy does have its advantages.

Are you people dumb...sorry rhetorical question.

1. You can't recognize the most overt sarcasm

2. IF I WAS ILLITERATE THEN I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO READ THE TRASH YOU PEOPLE SPOUT NOR REPLY TO IT.

[Andrew Barrick]

Re: Jesus Costume

No, I'm illiterate...

Illiteracy already qualifies you for damnation (not that you need to be qualified anymore). How are you supposed to read the Bible? Did you know that Satan is illiterate too? That's why he doesn't just read what's going to happen to him at the end of time. Literacy does have its advantages.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus Costume

No, I'm illiterate...

And you joos always say you're so smart....

[Hebrew Hammer]

Re: Jesus Costume

He doesn't need to. He's Banned into Aeternal Damnation. Can't you read?

No, I'm illiterate...

[Talitha]

Re: Jesus Costume

Why doesn't he just nail himself to a portable cross while he's at it...

He doesn't need to. He's Banned into Aeternal Damnation. Can't you read?

[Hebrew Hammer]

Re: Jesus Costume

Why doesn't he just nail himself to a portable cross while he's at it...

[Andrew Barrick]

Re: Jesus Costume

...i have just discovered god...

Wow, that was the fastest conversion to False Christianity and back I've ever seen!

[kemperanger]

Re: Jesus Costume

I know Helloween is Satan's birthday and all, but is it okay to dress up like Jesus for this wicked day? I saw this awesome Jesus costume in the mall that's practically begging for me to purchase and wear. Maybe it'll help ward off the evil spirits throughout the day. Any thoughts?

wow im a bit late here for this forum... sorry guys i have just discovered god only recently i used to be a horrible athiest but not anymore i am a changed man! and i would say yes go as jesus that would be an amazing costume


by the way i would wish all athiest could do as i did and discover god... repent before it is to late!

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Jesus Costume

A more appropriate depiction of the Holiest of Holy men, Jesus, would have to be this right here:


If you're looking for weapons to smite sinners and homers, I would be able to assist you in your search.

[Seeker]

Re: Jesus Costume

I bet him and Hannity used too smoke the same crack.

[St. John Rivers]

Re: Jesus Costume

He certainly can't look like you. You don't believe man came from monkeys.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus Costume

How would you even know what Jesus looked like to dress up as him? They did not have cameras back in those days. And I doubt he had bright blue eyes with natural curly/brown/ long hair and pale skin. Men having long hair is a sin...

God made us in His image. Jesus' father is God. I assure you, and contrary to various crazy conspiracy websites, that Jesus Christ is as blonde-haired and blue-eyed as I am.

He certainly wasn't a nigra, as this porch monkey crack head claims.